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Steve-Dave

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4^th Feb 2012 at 7:57 pm

So what's the etiquette for a male going to a female doctor for a male problem? I'd probably prefer to go to a male doctor, but I'm going to a female doctor in a few weeks anyway for something else and would rather do both in one go, rather than having to pay another €45 and probably take another day off work.

There's nothing wrong with that, right? But in my mind, it feels like it might be uncomfortable

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Feb 2012 at 8:30 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Penn, Feb 2012

So what's the etiquette for a male going to a female doctor for a male problem? I'd probably prefer to go to a male doctor, but I'm going to a female doctor in a few weeks anyway for something else and would rather do both in one go, rather than having to pay another €45 and probably take another day off work.

There's nothing wrong with that, right? But in my mind, it feels like it might be uncomfortable

If you start getting worried, just think about lovely things like rainbows, leprechauns and Jessica Fletcher.

i don't think there's anything wrong with seeing a female doctor. Hopefully it'll be all right, anyroad.

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Steve-Dave

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4^th Feb 2012 at 10:22 pm

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Feb 2012

Quote: Penn, Feb 2012
So what's the etiquette for a male going to a female doctor for a male problem? I'd probably prefer to go to a male doctor, but I'm going to a female doctor in a few weeks anyway for something else and would rather do both in one go, rather than having to pay another €45 and probably take another day off work.

There's nothing wrong with that, right? But in my mind, it feels like it might be uncomfortable

If you start getting worried, just think about lovely things like rainbows, leprechauns and Jessica Fletcher.

i don't think there's anything wrong with seeing a female doctor. Hopefully it'll be all right, anyroad.

If I start getting an erection, I'll think of Jessica Fletcher. That'll kill that sh*t in a flash

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Claire

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6^th Feb 2012 at 1:42 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Penn, Feb 2012

So what's the etiquette for a male going to a female doctor for a male problem? I'd probably prefer to go to a male doctor, but I'm going to a female doctor in a few weeks anyway for something else and would rather do both in one go, rather than having to pay another €45 and probably take another day off work.

There's nothing wrong with that, right? But in my mind, it feels like it might be uncomfortable

I don't think it matters. The times I've talked to my elderly male GP about ladyt'ings...it's f*cking embarrassing, especially when they've been your doctor since you were born, but it's over quickly and doctors are trained to see symptoms, they don't see man or woman.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Steve-Dave

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6^th Feb 2012 at 2:06 pm

Quote: Claire, Feb 2012

they don't see man or woman.

She definitely won't, because my penis is so small. ZING!

...oh...wait...that one hurt my emotions...

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Claire

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6^th Feb 2012 at 3:16 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Is that your 'male problem'. Because if so, she'll just laugh, Bar'. She'll laugh so hard.

Notreally.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Feb 2012 at 4:49 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Claire, Feb 2012

Is that your 'male problem'. Because if so, she'll just laugh, Bar'. She'll laugh so hard.

Notreally.

If it is, Stu might be able to help.

Steve-Dave

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6^th Feb 2012 at 5:15 pm

Quote: Claire, Feb 2012

Is that your 'male problem'. Because if so, she'll just laugh, Bar'. She'll laugh so hard.

Notreally.

Nah. Truth be told, my male problem is... well... it's pretty embarrassing....

I don't know how to tie a bowtie

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Hare

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8^th Feb 2012 at 6:58 pm

is there any way to hide somone on your facebook?

i don;t want to delete them, but it don;t want to see them either.

*burp*

Steve-Dave

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8^th Feb 2012 at 11:29 pm

Quote: Hare, Feb 2012

is there any way to hide somone on your facebook?

i don;t want to delete them, but it don;t want to see them either.

I'm not sure. I think you can block your status updates from appearing in their timeline, but I think if they look at your actual page, they'll still see them there.

Edit: Wait, read that all wrong. I think to hide them, hold the mouse over something they said and 'Hide' should appear in the top right of their status. That should hide updates from them. Unless that only works on automated ones like FarmVille or something

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Hare

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8^th Feb 2012 at 11:40 pm

unsubscribing should work, thanks.

i seemed to be going a really difficult way about it

now if only he'd dissappear from the facepile... stupid iphone app means he's always there on mobile :/

*burp*

Hare

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9^th Mar 2012 at 4:31 am

Is my laptop haunted?

I just woke up and it was watching me...
I turned it off hours ago and it's not the first time this has happened...

*burp*

Steve-Dave

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9^th Mar 2012 at 8:20 am

Quote: Hare, Mar 2012

Is my laptop haunted?

I just woke up and it was watching me...
I turned it off hours ago and it's not the first time this has happened...

Automatic update perhaps?

If you go too long without updating, it is set to do it itself. If you only had it on Hibernate or sleep rather than turned off. Mine does it too

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Hare

| 14,191 posts

9^th Mar 2012 at 11:29 am

Quote: Penn, Mar 2012

Quote: Hare, Mar 2012
Is my laptop haunted?

I just woke up and it was watching me...
I turned it off hours ago and it's not the first time this has happened...

Automatic update perhaps?

If you go too long without updating, it is set to do it itself. If you only had it on Hibernate or sleep rather than turned off. Mine does it too

Isn't hibernate the same as a shut down though?
It saves the session to the hard disk & then shuts down, no?
That's how i understood it worked, wouldn't have thought it could activate itself from that

It is asking for a reboot for updates, so that could well be the reason

Had it hibernate as i'm sorting through photos on it, don't want to lose my place in the folders... Seems a weird feature really.

*burp*

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books

Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250

Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more

Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs

Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know

Steve-Dave: Thank you

Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.

Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too

Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."

Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.

Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best

Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

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