NOW! That's what I call thinking!

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wombat

| 8,153 posts


29th Dec 2009 at 10:37 am

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
My friend's ex has asked her if she's done anything with anyone since she broke up with him, and she replied that she's been sleeping casually with her house mate all term.

She feel terribly guilty, but I have a hard time feeling sorry for her knowing that if I was her ex, I'd be hunched over the toilet bowl and vomiting and wishing I were dead.


That scares me a little.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,153 posts


29th Dec 2009 at 11:20 am

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Because he asked, and she didn't want to lie. I imagine she told him sensitivly, but its still not something you want to hear....
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Hare

| 14,191 posts


29th Dec 2009 at 11:45 am

Hare -

 
i don't actually believe in rainbow bridge. whole thing seems kind of gay.
don't know why i say about it really.
*burp*

Coin Operated Girl

| 6,441 posts


29th Dec 2009 at 1:34 pm

Coin Operated Girl - i put the screw in the tuna

i put the screw in the tuna

 
i dont know what to call my laptop............

Our two desktops are called Horo and Sasha, iphone is called Hime, old laptop is Tabris and for now, laptop is called Aikun but not sure if i wanna call my computer after a green squishy evil alien............

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


29th Dec 2009 at 1:50 pm

Jewbacca -

 
i call mine john.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

| 49,889 posts


29th Dec 2009 at 1:54 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Dr Horrible, Dec 2009
i dont know what to call my laptop............

Our two desktops are called Horo and Sasha, iphone is called Hime, old laptop is Tabris and for now, laptop is called Aikun but not sure if i wanna call my computer after a green squishy evil alien............



Well, your avatar's green so it'd kind of match.
*[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]*

Maeby

| 22,373 posts


30th Dec 2009 at 1:36 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I really, really need new hands.

What am I allergic to?
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


30th Dec 2009 at 4:27 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
I was editing a few security options on facebook and it turned out that I had well over 70% of people hidden. Like, they'd done or said something that came up in Live Feed that irritated me at the time and I'd hid them forever. There's people there I hadn't thought about in ages. I've let everyone in now, let's see how long they last.

I find it interesting, because it turns out I've got no time for nearly 3/4s of my "friends".

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


30th Dec 2009 at 4:27 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
It's got to be said, it's a hell of a lot more interesting now.

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts


30th Dec 2009 at 6:55 pm

Lady Stark - Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

 
I need some plans for New Years Eve and I've got nothing

Also, a friend licked my face today. Why?

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


30th Dec 2009 at 7:12 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: LoonyPandora, Dec 2009
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
I need some plans for New Years Eve and I've got nothing

Also, a friend licked my face today. Why?


The only reason I know why anyone has ever licked anyone's face, is because they fancied the pants off 'em.


I agree with Jim.

Come to my house party, Paula!

Hare

| 14,191 posts


30th Dec 2009 at 7:15 pm

Hare -

 
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
I need some plans for New Years Eve and I've got nothing


Same here.
Anus wanted to go to some rave at donny dome, turns out the event she was looking at was in 2006 though
So far all i've got planned is to sit in my room in front of the pc
*burp*

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts


30th Dec 2009 at 7:17 pm

Lady Stark - Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

 
Quote: Howard Hughes, Dec 2009
Quote: LoonyPandora, Dec 2009
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
I need some plans for New Years Eve and I've got nothing

Also, a friend licked my face today. Why?


The only reason I know why anyone has ever licked anyone's face, is because they fancied the pants off 'em.


I agree with Jim.

Come to my house party, Paula!


I'd love to, I just don't know if I can afford it. I'm overdrawn at the bank already


 
 
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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