What do you look like today?
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Come on!
Me on the way to Germany on Tuesday last week, thats me mate Stan in the background, we were both pretty f*cked after 4 hours kip.
That is ESSENTIALLY what I look like today, unless I've suffered massive facial scarring in the last 5 minutes.
That is ESSENTIALLY what I look like today, unless I've suffered massive facial scarring in the last 5 minutes.
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
i present to you exhibit A:
![[http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/213/92/507864608/n507864608_628128_6688.jpg]](http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/213/92/507864608/n507864608_628128_6688.jpg "http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/213/92/507864608/n507864608_628128_6688.jpg")
Not if all your follicles aren't sprouting fire. Then you're clearly just as much of a faker as the one you term Sarah.
i present to you exhibit A:
Come on!
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
In Alabama?
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009Quote: Claire, Dec 2009Are you on a plane today, though, Phil?
Yes. A HIGHER PLANE OF CONSCIOUSNESS! HAHAHAHAH! George that beard is f*cking disgusting, get rid.
I'm on holiday.
In Alabama?
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
