Let's complain about stuff that hurts again
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What's a little sin to see us through?
Big f*cking spot on the side of me neck 
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Bit of sunburn on my face (in the middle of September in the hebrides 
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Sore legs after a 20 mile hike
)Sore legs after a 20 mile hike
Penn:
These don't count as posts
Penn:
I'm wasting valuable material
Penn:
I'm wasting valuable material
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
Rayanne Graff:
Also, the fiancé sometimes calls my father The Big Cheese.
Rayanne Graff:
i hope this doesn't mean that Baz is my father.
Penn:
Do you want to apply or will I? http://www.itv.com/lifestyle/jeremykyle/beaguest/
Penn:
Wait, I have better material now...
Penn:
I'll be The Big Cheese
Penn:
The Head Honcho
Penn:
Head Cheese
Rayanne Graff:
No, i don't want to apply.
Rayanne Graff:
i was in a bad war film once so i don't need to be in a bad programme. Or summat.
Rayanne Graff:
Oh, and i think Head Cheese sounds like some sort of d*ck infection.
Penn:
Err... Head cheese is a terrine or meat jelly made with flesh from the head of a calf or pig (sometimes a sheep or cow), and often set in aspic.
Penn:
You have such a filthy mind....
Rayanne Graff:
Says the man who once had Butt Penis as his screen name.
Rayanne Graff:
i never heard of head cheese before, anyroad but that's probably because i'm vegetarian.
Penn:
Butt Penis.... Haha... Good times....
Rayanne Graff:
What a disturbing sentence.
