The 45 Billionth Now Thinking

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hmm





Claire

| 15,257 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 9:42 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Now thinking how marvellous it is that I was confused by not being able to post in the last thread for about ten minutes.

Also thinking how long this is going to take to fill up now half of VR has f*cked off...
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 9:53 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
My nose is definitely broken, I have two black eyes from the blood soaking into them and the change of shape has definitely confirmed it.

It's not terrible, I just now have a slightly crooked nose when you look side on. I straightened out the front view when I'd just done it so it could be worse.

Still hurts like an absolute mother though.

And I too hope Alice's interview gets moved and she gets the job!!



Edited by The Underwhelmed One Jul 2009
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,309 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 9:57 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Hmm, maybe you should rethink your extra-curricular activities...

...Bet you get an interview when your eyes are still black
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 9:59 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
I think it makes me look distinguished




I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,309 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:01 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Nah, grey hair is distinguished, black eyes are either trampy (mascara residue), or abusive husband.

But they might give you the job out of sympathy
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:03 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
The plan is to totally rock the "my mother beats me every night that I cannot find work" look.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,309 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:21 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Photos!

And you'll need to look a bit more bedraggled. I have the feeling you can pull off black eyes easily
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:24 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
I am NOT putting photos up!

I doubt anyone is all that familiar with the shape of my nose anyway, and it's not really all that attractive

But yes, I do of course look stunning with a shiner or two.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,309 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:25 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
You needn't have bought that smokey eyes kit though

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Alec

| 1,305 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 11:06 pm

Alec - Naked pictures of ladies!?

Naked pictures of ladies!?

 
I appear to have completely forgotten this place existed today. I'm sorry.

Tomorrow, I get around to thinking up questions for Leah that don't result in her throwing up on my face.

`

| 11,612 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 12:13 am

` -

 
I keep getting spam going into my inbox, the latest was from sender 'Handle Me'....

the doc

| 21,148 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 11:32 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
F*cking dull round here recenly.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Penn

| 10,657 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 11:35 am

Penn -

 
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
I keep getting spam going into my inbox, the latest was from sender 'Handle Me'....


Sorry, I meant to send that to another George
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Puffalump

| 21,910 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 7:01 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 
blergh

Wife of the lovely Alice

wombat

| 8,147 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 7:21 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jul 2009
I am NOT putting photos up!

I doubt anyone is all that familiar with the shape of my nose anyway, and it's not really all that attractive

But yes, I do of course look stunning with a shiner or two.


Its probably already been discussed, but what happened?
Southern hemispherical rat boy


 
 
Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc: Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby: JIM!
the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc: Straws ^
the doc: *whistles*
the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

 

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