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Claire

| 15,018 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:42 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Now thinking how marvellous it is that I was confused by not being able to post in the last thread for about ten minutes.

Also thinking how long this is going to take to fill up now half of VR has f*cked off...
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

The Underwhelmed One

| 6,995 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:53 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
My nose is definitely broken, I have two black eyes from the blood soaking into them and the change of shape has definitely confirmed it.

It's not terrible, I just now have a slightly crooked nose when you look side on. I straightened out the front view when I'd just done it so it could be worse.

Still hurts like an absolute mother though.

And I too hope Alice's interview gets moved and she gets the job!!



Edited by The Underwhelmed One Jul 2009
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Resident Death

| 21,586 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:57 pm

Resident Death -

"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""

 
Hmm, maybe you should rethink your extra-curricular activities...

...Bet you get an interview when your eyes are still black
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!


Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 6,995 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 10:59 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
I think it makes me look distinguished




I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Resident Death

| 21,586 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 11:01 pm

Resident Death -

"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""

 
Nah, grey hair is distinguished, black eyes are either trampy (mascara residue), or abusive husband.

But they might give you the job out of sympathy
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!


Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 6,995 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 11:03 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
The plan is to totally rock the "my mother beats me every night that I cannot find work" look.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Resident Death

| 21,586 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 11:21 pm

Resident Death -

"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""

 
Photos!

And you'll need to look a bit more bedraggled. I have the feeling you can pull off black eyes easily
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!


Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 6,995 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 11:24 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
I am NOT putting photos up!

I doubt anyone is all that familiar with the shape of my nose anyway, and it's not really all that attractive

But yes, I do of course look stunning with a shiner or two.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Resident Death

| 21,586 posts


27th Jul 2009 at 11:25 pm

Resident Death -

"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""

 
You needn't have bought that smokey eyes kit though

I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!


Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Alec

| 1,304 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 12:06 am

Alec - Naked pictures of ladies!?

Naked pictures of ladies!?

 
I appear to have completely forgotten this place existed today. I'm sorry.

Tomorrow, I get around to thinking up questions for Leah that don't result in her throwing up on my face.

Gordon Cole

| 10,742 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 1:13 am

Gordon Cole - I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOP!

I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOP!

 
I keep getting spam going into my inbox, the latest was from sender 'Handle Me'....

the doc

| 19,764 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 12:32 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
F*cking dull round here recenly.
Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

I Am The Walrus

| 9,239 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 12:35 pm

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
I keep getting spam going into my inbox, the latest was from sender 'Handle Me'....


Sorry, I meant to send that to another George

Puffalump

| 21,496 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 8:01 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 
blergh

Wife of the lovely Alice

wombat

| 7,877 posts


28th Jul 2009 at 8:21 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jul 2009
I am NOT putting photos up!

I doubt anyone is all that familiar with the shape of my nose anyway, and it's not really all that attractive

But yes, I do of course look stunning with a shiner or two.


Its probably already been discussed, but what happened?
Southern hemispherical rat boy


 
 
Toothless: this is the boy who cried wolf, too many times before, too many times before...
Bob Flapper: I used to cry wolf all the time. That is, untill Wolf from Gladiators beat me into a bloody pulp and noone would come to my aid.
Topper: Chris wears pantaloons made from cider icecubes and panache
I Am The Walrus: OH MY GOD IT'S MEMMERICH'S BIRTHDAY!
I Am The Walrus: 25th of August! How could I have forgotten?
I Am The Walrus: Quick, everybody keep doing what you're doing!
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.
I Am The Walrus: You're like a Pants Department Ninja lately Straws
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, i s'pose i am.
Alec: Shoutbox
Alec: Your are too quiet,
Alec: like a quietbox
Alec: be more like Earl Wyatt
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)
Alec: Something's wrong with the banner up top. The quote is now outside the green blob.
Rayanne Graff: There's nothing wrong with mine; maybe it's summat to do with your computer.
Resident Death: Change your browser...
Bob Flapper: My browser changed me

 

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