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hmm

Claire

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27^th Jul 2009 at 9:42 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Now thinking how marvellous it is that I was confused by not being able to post in the last thread for about ten minutes.

Also thinking how long this is going to take to fill up now half of VR has f*cked off...

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

The Underwhelmed One

| 6,853 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 9:53 pm

My nose is definitely broken, I have two black eyes from the blood soaking into them and the change of shape has definitely confirmed it.

It's not terrible, I just now have a slightly crooked nose when you look side on. I straightened out the front view when I'd just done it so it could be worse.

Still hurts like an absolute mother though.

And I too hope Alice's interview gets moved and she gets the job!!

Edited by The Underwhelmed One Jul 2009

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,641 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 9:57 pm

*raises eyebrow*

Hmm, maybe you should rethink your extra-curricular activities...

...Bet you get an interview when your eyes are still black

I covet your breasts.

Wife of Amy, sex goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 6,853 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 9:59 pm

I think it makes me look distinguished

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,641 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 10:01 pm

*raises eyebrow*

Nah, grey hair is distinguished, black eyes are either trampy (mascara residue), or abusive husband.

But they might give you the job out of sympathy

I covet your breasts.

Wife of Amy, sex goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 6,853 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 10:03 pm

The plan is to totally rock the "my mother beats me every night that I cannot find work" look.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,641 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 10:21 pm

*raises eyebrow*

Photos!

And you'll need to look a bit more bedraggled. I have the feeling you can pull off black eyes easily

I covet your breasts.

Wife of Amy, sex goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 6,853 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 10:24 pm

I am NOT putting photos up!

I doubt anyone is all that familiar with the shape of my nose anyway, and it's not really all that attractive

But yes, I do of course look stunning with a shiner or two.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,641 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 10:25 pm

*raises eyebrow*

You needn't have bought that smokey eyes kit though

I covet your breasts.

Wife of Amy, sex goddess

Alec

| 1,231 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 11:06 pm

Throw a knife in your back from 3.1 miles away

I appear to have completely forgotten this place existed today. I'm sorry.

Tomorrow, I get around to thinking up questions for Leah that don't result in her throwing up on my face.

Frank Sobotka

| 10,071 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 12:13 am

We used to make shit in this country.

I keep getting spam going into my inbox, the latest was from sender 'Handle Me'....

I have received c*ck from Jimmy. Good Times.

the doc

| 19,116 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 11:32 am

What's a little sin to see us through?

F*cking dull round here recenly.

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

Tig Trager

| 8,235 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 11:35 am

Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009

I keep getting spam going into my inbox, the latest was from sender 'Handle Me'....

Sorry, I meant to send that to another George

Tig: Go on, get out of here, before I rape both of you.
Bobby: Hey!
Tig: C'mon, it's just an expression.... Term of endearment....

Pinga

| 21,443 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 7:01 pm

blergh

[http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmSuicideGirls/recenttracks/5/puffalump86.gif]

Wife of the lovely Alice

wombat

| 7,681 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 7:21 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jul 2009

I am NOT putting photos up!

I doubt anyone is all that familiar with the shape of my nose anyway, and it's not really all that attractive

But yes, I do of course look stunning with a shiner or two.

Its probably already been discussed, but what happened?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Rayanne Graff: Aw, he was only a year older than me.

Albert Johanneson: I blame Ugo Ehiogu

Lisbeth Salander: I blame drugs

Lisbeth Salander: Actually, I blame the gays. He was a similar age to Gately. young 30 year old men don't drop dead for no reason, ergo it must be the gays

Tig Trager: He was gay? He told me he was straight! Thats the only reason I had sex with him.

Tig Trager: I feel so used

Rayanne Graff: i thought young men usually die because Aimz likes them.

Bark: This makes me feel better about the picketing campaign she orchestrated against me.

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to all trees.)

Albi The Racist Dragon: do you think it's related to the bbc budget cuts

Albi The Racist Dragon: mark thompson is known for being a ruthless b*st*rd

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)

Rayanne Graff: (Also, Michael Foot died.)

the doc: Really f*cking sad, that, although he'd had a good innings

the doc: He was a truly good spirit

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to all trees.)

Albi The Racist Dragon: f*ck, mark linkous is dead

Tig Trager: BARRY'S JOKE OF THE DAY:

Tig Trager: My boss wanted me to call a plumber in to take a look at the sink, but I just emailed him some pictures of it instead

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)

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