What ARE you thinking?
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Come on!
My cousin Faye's mate has just rang me to say he's p*ssed off with the way I talk to him, saying he doesn't like the constant sniping, and that he doesn't like the way me and me cousin talk to each other. He thought I meant everything I say! He's known me for years this lad, at least 15 years and NOW he mentions it! I'm glad he has as I genuinely like him and I'd do owt for him, but f*cking hell, I wouldn't stew like that, I'd have just f*cked me off. Worried about him now, as I know he *cough* liked our Faye and she's just had a baby with one of his mates, and I'm thinking that maybe getting him down. 
Come on!
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
I can just about imagine you talking to your Mam like Ari talks to Lloyd 
I've done nothing but watch Entourage for the past two days, I've started talking to my family like I'm Ari without noticing, very nearly got me in trouble earlier.
I can just about imagine you talking to your Mam like Ari talks to Lloyd
Quote: Tuco, Jul 2009
Well she did call me all the way down from my ATTIC room to work out why the skybox wasn't working moments after I'd gone back upstairs after being in the kitchen with her, IT WAS ON STANDBY.
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009I've done nothing but watch Entourage for the past two days, I've started talking to my family like I'm Ari without noticing, very nearly got me in trouble earlier.
Well she did call me all the way down from my ATTIC room to work out why the skybox wasn't working moments after I'd gone back upstairs after being in the kitchen with her, IT WAS ON STANDBY.
Come on!
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
did you just yell F*CK!!?
Quote: Tuco, Jul 2009Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009I've done nothing but watch Entourage for the past two days, I've started talking to my family like I'm Ari without noticing, very nearly got me in trouble earlier.
Well she did call me all the way down from my ATTIC room to work out why the skybox wasn't working moments after I'd gone back upstairs after being in the kitchen with her, IT WAS ON STANDBY.
did you just yell F*CK!!?
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
Stop breaking VR! I don't know how you did it...
Posted in a locked thread. F*CK YOU WORLD!
Stop breaking VR! I don't know how you did it...
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009
OK, now move along to the next thread, guys, or this one will be disappearing to Modonlyville 'til Jaitken takes time out of his busy life at the Playboy Mansion to fix this. I'm told he services Macs and hos.
OK, now move along to the next thread, guys, or this one will be disappearing to Modonlyville 'til Jaitken takes time out of his busy life at the Playboy Mansion to fix this. I'm told he services Macs and hos.
Marry me?
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
