Chumps of the Week
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Come on!
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Oct 2009
I love anything to do with blowing buildings up, MASSIVE ships, MEGA STRUTCURES etc.
Quote: Winston Zeddemore, Oct 2009I have no idea who they are, but then I'm not a sad c*nt that watches sh*t reality TV programmes on ITV.
Yeah, we all know you're a sad c*nt who prefers the sh*t reality TV programmes on Five
I love anything to do with blowing buildings up, MASSIVE ships, MEGA STRUTCURES etc.
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Oi!
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2009
All he cares about is making money off the next poor sod who manages to win one of his talent shows. It'd be great to not have such a predictable Christmas number one again. But maybe I'm just bitter because I wanted Stacey to win.
Simon Cowell. i always think he's a chump anyroad but it's pathetic that he's moaned about the Facebook campaign to get Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to No 1.
All he cares about is making money off the next poor sod who manages to win one of his talent shows. It'd be great to not have such a predictable Christmas number one again. But maybe I'm just bitter because I wanted Stacey to win.
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
I always wanted Stacey to win (well, once Jamie was out), then I wanted Oly to win. Joe was my least favourite right from the start, so boring.
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2009Simon Cowell. i always think he's a chump anyroad but it's pathetic that he's moaned about the Facebook campaign to get Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to No 1.
All he cares about is making money off the next poor sod who manages to win one of his talent shows. It'd be great to not have such a predictable Christmas number one again. But maybe I'm just bitter because I wanted Stacey to win.
I always wanted Stacey to win (well, once Jamie was out), then I wanted Oly to win. Joe was my least favourite right from the start, so boring.
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Yup. He'll appear on X-Factor some time next year, then he'll never be heard of ever again. Same as whatshisface that won 2 years ago. Great singers, but nothing other than that.
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2009Simon Cowell. i always think he's a chump anyroad but it's pathetic that he's moaned about the Facebook campaign to get Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to No 1.
All he cares about is making money off the next poor sod who manages to win one of his talent shows. It'd be great to not have such a predictable Christmas number one again. But maybe I'm just bitter because I wanted Stacey to win.
I always wanted Stacey to win (well, once Jamie was out), then I wanted Oly to win. Joe was my least favourite right from the start, so boring.
Yup. He'll appear on X-Factor some time next year, then he'll never be heard of ever again. Same as whatshisface that won 2 years ago. Great singers, but nothing other than that.
Oi!
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
They never bother trying to make them something more; they always sing the same type of songs, every f*cking year. i'm not sure what the appeal of appearing on the X Factor is really, I don't think people realise they're just there as a source of temporary income for Cowell.
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2009Simon Cowell. i always think he's a chump anyroad but it's pathetic that he's moaned about the Facebook campaign to get Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to No 1.
All he cares about is making money off the next poor sod who manages to win one of his talent shows. It'd be great to not have such a predictable Christmas number one again. But maybe I'm just bitter because I wanted Stacey to win.
I always wanted Stacey to win (well, once Jamie was out), then I wanted Oly to win. Joe was my least favourite right from the start, so boring.
Yup. He'll appear on X-Factor some time next year, then he'll never be heard of ever again. Same as whatshisface that won 2 years ago. Great singers, but nothing other than that.
They never bother trying to make them something more; they always sing the same type of songs, every f*cking year. i'm not sure what the appeal of appearing on the X Factor is really, I don't think people realise they're just there as a source of temporary income for Cowell.
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Leona Lewis is the only true success story from that show and she is f*cking dreadful.
I watch it because the people I live with do and I don't want to feel left out so I do end up getting quite into it but I'd never buy any of their music.
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2009Simon Cowell. i always think he's a chump anyroad but it's pathetic that he's moaned about the Facebook campaign to get Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to No 1.
All he cares about is making money off the next poor sod who manages to win one of his talent shows. It'd be great to not have such a predictable Christmas number one again. But maybe I'm just bitter because I wanted Stacey to win.
I always wanted Stacey to win (well, once Jamie was out), then I wanted Oly to win. Joe was my least favourite right from the start, so boring.
Yup. He'll appear on X-Factor some time next year, then he'll never be heard of ever again. Same as whatshisface that won 2 years ago. Great singers, but nothing other than that.
They never bother trying to make them something more; they always sing the same type of songs, every f*cking year. i'm not sure what the appeal of appearing on the X Factor is really, I don't think people realise they're just there as a source of temporary income for Cowell.
Leona Lewis is the only true success story from that show and she is f*cking dreadful.
I watch it because the people I live with do and I don't want to feel left out so I do end up getting quite into it but I'd never buy any of their music.
Oi!
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
I'm like that too, though I do love the auditions because they're easily the most entertaining part of the show every year. I don't really like Leona Lewis at all, she's a good singer, but she can't seem to a sing a song that it isn't a big depressing ballad.
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2009Simon Cowell. i always think he's a chump anyroad but it's pathetic that he's moaned about the Facebook campaign to get Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to No 1.
All he cares about is making money off the next poor sod who manages to win one of his talent shows. It'd be great to not have such a predictable Christmas number one again. But maybe I'm just bitter because I wanted Stacey to win.
I always wanted Stacey to win (well, once Jamie was out), then I wanted Oly to win. Joe was my least favourite right from the start, so boring.
Yup. He'll appear on X-Factor some time next year, then he'll never be heard of ever again. Same as whatshisface that won 2 years ago. Great singers, but nothing other than that.
They never bother trying to make them something more; they always sing the same type of songs, every f*cking year. i'm not sure what the appeal of appearing on the X Factor is really, I don't think people realise they're just there as a source of temporary income for Cowell.
Leona Lewis is the only true success story from that show and she is f*cking dreadful.
I watch it because the people I live with do and I don't want to feel left out so I do end up getting quite into it but I'd never buy any of their music.
I'm like that too, though I do love the auditions because they're easily the most entertaining part of the show every year. I don't really like Leona Lewis at all, she's a good singer, but she can't seem to a sing a song that it isn't a big depressing ballad.
River Phoenix
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Yes, it would be great.
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2009Simon Cowell. i always think he's a chump anyroad but it's pathetic that he's moaned about the Facebook campaign to get Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to No 1.
All he cares about is making money off the next poor sod who manages to win one of his talent shows. It'd be great to not have such a predictable Christmas number one again. But maybe I'm just bitter because I wanted Stacey to win.
Yes, it would be great.
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Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
