Chumps of the Week

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Colin

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4th Mar 2009 at 3:57 pm

Colin -

 
Not this week but some stuff I've stored in mind between thinking "That'd make a half-decent thread" and actually creating it:
Patrick Wolf for continuously backpedalling on his once Oh So Defiant plan for a double-album this year, to two albums with bad titles this year, to one album with a bad title this year and one next.
Everyone running for some kind of voteable position at the University, with their bloody posters, faces, words and names.
Me for forgetting about the thread idea for ages.
Me for how rubbish the thread idea actually is.
Me for posting indulgently this morning.
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Steve-Dave

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4th Mar 2009 at 4:43 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Chumps of the week:

Irish Transport Minister for costing the state €8,000 when his helicopter door fell off. Saying how the government has spent so much on roads to improve them, Gordon Brown takes a commercial flight to America, and you, our transport minister, take a f*cking helicopter from Dublin to Cork. And you can't even shut the door properly. Chump
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Rayanne Graff

| 49,889 posts


4th Mar 2009 at 4:54 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i don't think that Colin is a chump. However, i think that Max Clifford is a chump.
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Rayanne Graff

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5th Mar 2009 at 10:53 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i also think Victoria Beckham is a chump. Her shoes are pathetic.
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the doc

| 21,472 posts


8th Mar 2009 at 5:41 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
i also think Victoria Beckham is a chump. Her shoes are pathetic.

Genius!
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Tobias Fünke

| 4,724 posts


8th Mar 2009 at 11:37 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
The real IRA. Arseholes.
Analrapist.

TinyShine

| 2,139 posts


10th Mar 2009 at 4:04 pm

TinyShine -

 
Quote: Look_Dad_No_Tunes
The real IRA. Arseholes.


Agreed. I don't like the way things are heading in N.I. at the mo...

Sarah xx

Rayanne Graff

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13th Mar 2009 at 1:58 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: the_doc
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
i also think Victoria Beckham is a chump. Her shoes are pathetic.

Genius!



Aw, thanks. Stu is a good husband.
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Rayanne Graff

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13th Mar 2009 at 1:59 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i think that the doctor who wanted to tax chocolate is a chump.
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Colin

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13th Mar 2009 at 2:27 pm

Colin -

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
i think that the doctor who wanted to tax chocolate is a chump.

He sure is. I'd rather have a
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Rayanne Graff

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13th Mar 2009 at 2:36 pm

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learrggh

| 5,669 posts


13th Mar 2009 at 2:46 pm

learrggh -

 
Quote: thelostdude
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
i think that the doctor who wanted to tax chocolate is a chump.

He sure is. I'd rather have a
[http://www.sweetstall.com/acatalog/chomp.jpg]


I'd been waiting for someone to say that, every time I see this thread I want one.

Rayanne Graff

| 49,889 posts


13th Mar 2009 at 5:48 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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Quote: lmc
Is her eating disorder official yet?
When it is I hope the press stop printing pictures of her.
Infact they should just stop now.


i think it has been for a few years. i remember that i once read an article about her autobiography, which said that she admitted to having an eating disorder. Also, i read (in 2008) an article which said something about her going out with some friends; it said that they all clapped when she had something to eat.
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Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff: You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave: Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

 

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