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Claire

| 15,304 posts


28th Nov 2008 at 11:04 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Mmm great, users such as myself? Hahaha I bet I p*ss people like you off as much as old people p*ss me off.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Animal

| 32,544 posts


28th Nov 2008 at 11:34 pm

Animal -

 
Nah, its the ones who have used Macs for years, who call and ask the same inane questions day in day out. Which I give the same inane answers to, day in day out.

The ones who can't be arsed to even try to help themselves and generally rely on others to think for them. Despite my best efforts to gtry and give them the knowledge they need to do something.

The ones who while using an Apple Pro Mouse (The mouse was the button) argue that they have no mouse button when I ask them to hold a mouse button down. The ones who tell me how to do my job, or act as though they know best, despite them coming to me for help.

The ones who argue that one window is on top of the other, not the order that I said it in (Like it f*cking matters)

The ones who think they know better than me, so instead of doing what I ask them to, to fix a fault I know very well, thanks to having dealt with it a lot. Decide to try and fix it in their own way, then call back 30 minutes later and whinge at the mong that I work with saying they are still having issues - the mong then proceeds to ignore my crystal clear notes and try to fix it himself, which means he is sat taking one call for thirty minutes, which should last about 30 seconds (Or it would do if he would read my f*cking notes and respect the fact I have been providing customer support for longer, so will know how to deal with hell of a lot more than he does, off the bat.)  While muggins here gets to take another 5 calls one after the other..



I could go on like this for hours.

That's the worse part about it.

As for yourself, you are a Mac N00B,  I have no beef with you over this. Everyone starts somewhere, once upon a time I was in the same boat.

Same with people who come with genuine questions, whether they should know better or not.


(Any starting to understand why I'm p*ssed off about not getting this job yet?)

Edited by Animal Nov 2008
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Velvet Soldier

| 206 posts


29th Nov 2008 at 5:24 pm

Velvet Soldier - The Turtle Moves

The Turtle Moves

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
While we're on a house related tangent, can you clean a washing machine?


Just spotted this.

Try running it on a hot wash empty.
Why call it civil service when the service is anything but civil?

the doc

| 21,472 posts


29th Nov 2008 at 5:26 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Yep, I do that once a fortnight and it works just fine.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Claire

| 15,304 posts


29th Nov 2008 at 5:28 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Velvet_Soldier
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
While we're on a house related tangent, can you clean a washing machine?


Just spotted this.

Try running it on a hot wash empty.



Fabbo, me mam said soda crystals but this is cheaper...powder or no powder?
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Velvet Soldier

| 206 posts


29th Nov 2008 at 6:01 pm

Velvet Soldier - The Turtle Moves

The Turtle Moves

 
I used to do it without. Seemed to just clear out the pipes.
Why call it civil service when the service is anything but civil?

the doc

| 21,472 posts


29th Nov 2008 at 6:13 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
Quote: Velvet_Soldier
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
While we're on a house related tangent, can you clean a washing machine?


Just spotted this.

Try running it on a hot wash empty.



Fabbo, me mam said soda crystals but this is cheaper...powder or no powder?

I normally put the power in it just to freshen it up a bit, but it would probably work without.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Claire

| 15,304 posts


29th Nov 2008 at 6:20 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Good times, thanks guys
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

the doc

| 21,472 posts


29th Nov 2008 at 6:33 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Am after downloading that free AVG anti-virus dooberry.

Can someone give me a link, please?
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Hare

| 14,186 posts


29th Nov 2008 at 6:48 pm

Hare -

 
http://free.avg.com/


while i'm here, why are families just f*cknutting annoying? ¬_¬
*burp*

Migu

| 16,689 posts


30th Nov 2008 at 11:54 pm

Migu - Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

 
Is there any difference between the bulbs on tanning beds and normal UV bulbs?
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Gob

| 12,043 posts


1st Dec 2008 at 6:10 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Erm, what would be an acceptible amount of time for asking a girl out after she has split up with her Fiancé? Bearing in mind she told me whilst she was seeing him that she wanted me to ask her out before him......

Maeby

| 22,371 posts


1st Dec 2008 at 7:20 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
A week? Or just say you're off to a food party thing, and you wondered if she'd accompany you on the 13th
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Tobias Fünke

| 4,724 posts


1st Dec 2008 at 7:54 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Quote: biggaginge
Erm, what would be an acceptible amount of time for asking a girl out after she has split up with her Fiancé? Bearing in mind she told me whilst she was seeing him that she wanted me to ask her out before him......


It'd depend on the circumstances of the breakup...but I'd be wary of getting in too close, too soon. Take it steady, but let her know you're there.
Analrapist.


 
 
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave: And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."

 

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