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Colin

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31^st Jul 2008 at 7:42 pm

What the hell? This show on BBC3, 'Snog, Marry, Avoid?'
Ugly girls talk to a computer and get told to take off their make-up.

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Colin

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8^th Aug 2008 at 10:19 am

An advert in the local newspaper requesting a band for a Meatloaf tribute...
...asking for two guitarists, two vocalists, a keyboardist, a bassist and a drummer.
Good luck!

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Albi The Racist Dragon

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8^th Aug 2008 at 10:42 am

The Kaiser Chiefs complain about the amount of identikit 'indie' bands getting into the charts

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7541047.stm

Quote:

"Indie bands are big, so a lot of record companies are pushing indie bands and going 'we've got one and they dress in vests'," Wilson said. "That indie by numbers is boring."

Next week, Pete Doherty complains about the amount of drugs musicians are taking.

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Dr Namgge

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8^th Aug 2008 at 12:29 pm

More Whose Line goodness:

A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!
[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Migu

| 16,689 posts

8^th Aug 2008 at 12:50 pm

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

the ice cream van just went past, and my mam yelled on me

I said "aye?"
she went "are you okay?!"
"...yeah?"
"did you just scream?!"
"...that would be the ice cream van."
"...oh."

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Albert Johanneson

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8^th Aug 2008 at 1:04 pm

Outside-left

Quote: biggaginge

"I'm not fat its glandular!"

"I've got a thyroid problem!!!"

Yeah, you and every other fat c*nt in the country.

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Colin

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8^th Aug 2008 at 8:04 pm

Charlotte Hatherley: "Yesterday i was knocked out by an iron falling on my head"

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Dissimulation

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8^th Aug 2008 at 9:48 pm

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

Quote: pablomarmite

Quote:
"Indie bands are....boring."

I must admit, he has a point.

Carpet Remnant

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8^th Aug 2008 at 10:29 pm

Quote: Dissimulation

Quote: pablomarmite

Quote:
"Indie bands are....boring."

I must admit, he has a point.

Yeah, but, pot, kettle, frying pan, fire.

Colin

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8^th Aug 2008 at 10:33 pm

"By-the-numbers" is exactly how I'd describe every single I've heard from their second album, especially the oh-c'mon-that-title's-asking-for-it "Everything Is Average Nowadays".
Blur did Charmless Man ONCE. Kaiser Chiefs keep on doing it.

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Colin

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8^th Aug 2008 at 10:36 pm

Oh, and though it's probably not their own fault, probably the record label, I remember they performed the song 'The Angry Mob' on T4 when the album was released and said it wouldn't be released as a single as it's 'too catchy' or something (Which just means they repeat an oh-so-political-and-clever chant at the end).
It was a single.

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Dissimulation

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8^th Aug 2008 at 10:46 pm

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew

Quote: Dissimulation
Quote: pablomarmite

Quote:
"Indie bands are....boring."

I must admit, he has a point.

Yeah, but, pot, kettle, frying pan, fire.

What I'm trying to say is, 99% of all 'indie bands', including The Kaiser tw*ts, are completely sh*te. When I think of the whole Indie genre, I think of words like..insipid, talentless, moronic, tedious, bland, pretentious, faggotry.

The only difference between pricks like Luke Pritchard (for example) and say H from Steps, is at least H from steps knows he's contributed nothing meaningful to the world of music.

the doc

| 21,472 posts

9^th Aug 2008 at 6:06 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Dissimulation

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
Quote: Dissimulation
Quote: pablomarmite

Quote:
"Indie bands are....boring."

I remember the first time I heard the Kaiser Chiefs, I said to my (then) missus "This is sh*t - there's no way anyone's ever gonna be stupid enough to buy it..............." :-[

If only I'd been right!

I must admit, he has a point.

Yeah, but, pot, kettle, frying pan, fire.

What I'm trying to say is, 99% of all 'indie bands', including The Kaiser tw*ts, are completely sh*te. When I think of the whole Indie genre, I think of words like..insipid, talentless, moronic, tedious, bland, pretentious, faggotry.

The only difference between pricks like Luke Pritchard (for example) and say H from Steps, is at least H from steps knows he's contributed nothing meaningful to the world of music.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Colin

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10^th Aug 2008 at 3:54 pm

MySpace.
<username> only accepts add requests from people he/she knows. You must enter either <username>'s last name or email address to send your request.

Here, <username> represents her surname.

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the doc

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24^th Aug 2008 at 1:08 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Kangaroo scrotum pouches

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books

Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250

Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more

Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs

Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know

Steve-Dave: Thank you

Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.

Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too

Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

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