Things that make you p*ss yourself laughing

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Rayanne Graff

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9th Dec 2011 at 11:41 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i don't know what kind of nutter would make a programme like that. Also, i think the bloke at 0.06 looks like Moby.
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the doc

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13th Jan 2012 at 12:03 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Doing a bit of hunting for some rare Afghan Whigs stuff and just found this on someone's blog:

Quote:
To say that the Afghan Whigs are a favourite of mine is a bit of an understatement. Greg Dulli is pretty much a musical hero. He was the driving force behind the Afghan Whigs, the only musician other than Dave Grohl to play on the debut Foo Fighters album, faked being a Beatle along with Grohl, Thurston Moore and Mike Mills for the soundtrack to Backbeat, teamed with Mark Lanegan as The Gutter Twins, stuck out a couple of solo records, and can now be found heading up The Twilight Singers. To my ears he has never released a bad record. You can disagree, but be warned it may end in a fistfight.


My thoughts exactly.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Rayanne Graff

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13th Jan 2012 at 3:41 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 

the doc

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7th Feb 2012 at 10:14 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Nickolarse got called a Stalinist the other day.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Rayanne Graff

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7th Feb 2012 at 10:52 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
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the doc

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2nd Mar 2012 at 9:14 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
On the front of the packet of dried apricots I bought yesterday it says Stoned and ready to eat. Story of my life these days.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Rayanne Graff

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2nd Mar 2012 at 9:20 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 

the doc

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4th Mar 2012 at 10:36 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Having had all of three cocktails last night, Ania came home and barfed up half a gallon.

She woke me up at eight o'clock this morning with, mooooooo? I don't feel very well. My stomach hurts and I feel sick and my mouth is dry and my eyes are sore. And I was just like, yes dear, it's called a hangover. This is how I feel every weekend.

Maybe not funny to you lot but I thought it was unbelievably cute.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Rayanne Graff

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19th Mar 2012 at 2:14 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: the doc, Mar 2012
Having had all of three cocktails last night, Ania came home and barfed up half a gallon.

She woke me up at eight o'clock this morning with, mooooooo? I don't feel very well. My stomach hurts and I feel sick and my mouth is dry and my eyes are sore. And I was just like, yes dear, it's called a hangover. This is how I feel every weekend.

Maybe not funny to you lot but I thought it was unbelievably cute.


Maybe i'll never understand the point of drinking; it sounds like too much hassle.

Anyroad, i was out with the fiancé today and i saw a plumbing van. It mentioned various services and included a phrase that made me feel bemused but not like kissing myself laughing. * The phrase was lady plumbers; i think it sounds quaint.

* Just like on page 11.
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Steve-Dave

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20th Mar 2012 at 12:22 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Hare

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20th Mar 2012 at 12:37 pm

Hare -

 
*burp*

Steve-Dave

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20th Mar 2012 at 12:51 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Hands down the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Was literally in tears laughing for about 10 minutes
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Gob

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20th Mar 2012 at 3:04 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Penn, 9 weeks ago


God Batman is a f*cking c*nt, file with Spiderman.

Steve-Dave

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20th Mar 2012 at 3:29 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Batman could beat Omar Little in a fight.
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Gob

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20th Mar 2012 at 3:32 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Penn, 9 weeks ago
Batman could beat Omar Little in a fight.


They'd probably end up having really fruity gay sex with Wayne cracking one liners all the way.


 
 
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

 

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