Things that make you p*ss yourself laughing
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Marry me?
Customer today: Where're you from? Your accent's pretty strong.
Me: Bradford.
Customer: Bradford?! I was expecting somewhere foreign. Not the Asian end of Bradford I take it.
etc, etc.
Me: Bradford.
Customer: Bradford?! I was expecting somewhere foreign. Not the Asian end of Bradford I take it.
etc, etc.
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
What's a little sin to see us through?
Joy Division Oven Gloves.
"Oooh ooooh picallili shinpads................"
"Oooh ooooh picallili shinpads................"
Come on!
Quote: the_doc
"Ooh ooh polishing the knave"
Joy Division Oven Gloves.
"Oooh ooooh picallili shinpads................"
"Ooh ooh polishing the knave"
Come on!
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Aww I want to get you a pair now
I have a pair
I don't really
Aww I want to get you a pair now
I'm pretty sure some website sells them.
Look for a custom oven gloves site if not
Oh yeah, and then there's my grandfather's shop.
I swear, if I'm getting oven gloves, I'm getting Joy Division Oven Gloves.
Look for a custom oven gloves site if not
Oh yeah, and then there's my grandfather's shop.
I swear, if I'm getting oven gloves, I'm getting Joy Division Oven Gloves.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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i put the screw in the tuna
Nic at work.
Someone recorded some speech thing on her phone:
*in a broad glaswegian accent*
"Hey this is Nic. You know the hot blonde you were dancing wae at the palace the other night?
Well you told me to give you a call so here i am.
But by the way, you know i told you i was 21? I'm actually only 14. But chill, i'll be 15 in 6 weeks.
You awrite? Well im on my break fae work so if you stop by a'll gee yae head oot the back. Too tame?
Ah well, you into bondage then? I'm sure we've got some rope about and a think Steph's got a whip in her locker. Nae idea why though.
That lass worries me slightly but im sure if a slip her a few fags she'll join in wae us.
Right am runnin' oota credit so call me back. Ma numbers >insert Nic's mobile number<
Love ye and cannae wait tae see ya!"
She then played that recording down the phone to our shift manager who coincidently had been at the Palace the other night and danced with a blonde girl
Someone recorded some speech thing on her phone:
*in a broad glaswegian accent*
"Hey this is Nic. You know the hot blonde you were dancing wae at the palace the other night?
Well you told me to give you a call so here i am.
But by the way, you know i told you i was 21? I'm actually only 14. But chill, i'll be 15 in 6 weeks.
You awrite? Well im on my break fae work so if you stop by a'll gee yae head oot the back. Too tame?
Ah well, you into bondage then? I'm sure we've got some rope about and a think Steph's got a whip in her locker. Nae idea why though.
That lass worries me slightly but im sure if a slip her a few fags she'll join in wae us.
Right am runnin' oota credit so call me back. Ma numbers >insert Nic's mobile number<
Love ye and cannae wait tae see ya!"
She then played that recording down the phone to our shift manager who coincidently had been at the Palace the other night and danced with a blonde girl
Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio
Quote: One_Winged_Angel
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God I love weegies
Nic at work.
Someone recorded some speech thing on her phone:
*in a broad glaswegian accent*
"Hey this is Nic. You know the hot blonde you were dancing wae at the palace the other night?
Well you told me to give you a call so here i am.
But by the way, you know i told you i was 21? I'm actually only 14. But chill, i'll be 15 in 6 weeks.
You awrite? Well im on my break fae work so if you stop by a'll gee yae head oot the back. Too tame?
Ah well, you into bondage then? I'm sure we've got some rope about and a think Steph's got a whip in her locker. Nae idea why though.
That lass worries me slightly but im sure if a slip her a few fags she'll join in wae us.
Right am runnin' oota credit so call me back. Ma numbers >insert Nic's mobile number<
Love ye and cannae wait tae see ya!"
She then played that recording down the phone to our shift manager who coincidently had been at the Palace the other night and danced with a blonde girl
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God I love weegies
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Steve-Dave:
This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave:
And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave:
I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
