Things that make you p*ss yourself laughing

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the doc

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12th Feb 2008 at 1:00 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
The following text message:

"I'm still in New York with the worst hangover, they tried throwing me out the hotel until they realised I was stopping here. Fell asleep blocking the lifts. The maid had to put me to bed. I gave her ten dollars, she said she'd never had to put a European to bed before.............."
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

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12th Feb 2008 at 1:03 pm

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I had something to say but it was about bagels and I realised all my posts are beginning to be about bagels. So I refuse to say it.

Colin

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12th Feb 2008 at 1:04 pm

Colin -

 
This video of someone in a Computing class last year mesmerised by his Coke (we call him Ash like Ash from Pokémon)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibx3zIW6NSg
...and my own comment in that lesson.
Someone else: "Comfy"
Teacher: "Comfy's not gonna get you a mark"
Me, instantly: "Comfortable?"
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Dr. Harold Shipman

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12th Feb 2008 at 2:22 pm

Dr. Harold Shipman - Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

 
A big envelope addressed to 'Magic Alex' being delivered to my house

Chris Kamara

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12th Feb 2008 at 2:25 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: thelostdude
This video of someone in a Computing class last year mesmerised by his Coke (we call him Ash like Ash from Pokémon)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibx3zIW6NSg
...and my own comment in that lesson.  
Someone else: "Comfy"
Teacher: "Comfy's not gonna get you a mark"
Me, instantly: "Comfortable?"

Haha, the lad looks bored sh*tless there, and who can blame him.

the doc

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13th Feb 2008 at 4:33 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Me neice falling over in the garden and getting covered in mud. She didn't hurt herself or own like that, just flopped over and starting wallowing in the flowerbed like a miniature hippo in a pink snowsuit. Hilarious.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Gob

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13th Feb 2008 at 5:34 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
"Super Nintendo Chalmers" always makes me crack a smile

Coin Operated Girl

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13th Feb 2008 at 6:24 pm

Coin Operated Girl - i put the screw in the tuna

i put the screw in the tuna

 
Watching Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water and finding out just where Nintendo got the inspiration for Team Rocket from

Animal

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13th Feb 2008 at 6:55 pm

Animal -

 
Quote: One_Winged_Angel
finding out just where Nintendo got the inspiration for Team Rocket from

Do share.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Gob

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14th Feb 2008 at 6:40 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
And I for one welcome our new insect overlords...

Liz

| 56 posts


15th Feb 2008 at 10:45 am

Liz - VR kicks ass!

VR kicks ass!

 
Quote: the_doc
Me neice falling over in the garden and getting covered in mud.  She didn't hurt herself or own like that, just flopped over and starting wallowing in the flowerbed like a miniature hippo in a pink snowsuit.  Hilarious.


haha i feel evil for laughing but hahaa
"Your solitude is welcome..
Your attitude is welcome"

Penn

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15th Feb 2008 at 11:08 am

Penn -

 
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Animal

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15th Feb 2008 at 11:13 am

Animal -

 
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,544 posts


15th Feb 2008 at 12:43 pm

Animal -

 

German IT Crowd.

What amuses me is that the third character in the trailer looks a bit like a member of VR.

Can you tell who it is?

(Courtesy of Andy.)
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Chris Kamara

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15th Feb 2008 at 12:52 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
That first guy looks like Fabio Cappello.


 
 
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