Things that make you p*ss yourself laughing

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the doc

| 21,472 posts


12th Feb 2008 at 2:00 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
The following text message:

"I'm still in New York with the worst hangover, they tried throwing me out the hotel until they realised I was stopping here. Fell asleep blocking the lifts. The maid had to put me to bed. I gave her ten dollars, she said she'd never had to put a European to bed before.............."
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts


12th Feb 2008 at 2:03 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
I had something to say but it was about bagels and I realised all my posts are beginning to be about bagels. So I refuse to say it.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


12th Feb 2008 at 2:04 pm

Colin -

 
This video of someone in a Computing class last year mesmerised by his Coke (we call him Ash like Ash from Pokémon)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibx3zIW6NSg
...and my own comment in that lesson.
Someone else: "Comfy"
Teacher: "Comfy's not gonna get you a mark"
Me, instantly: "Comfortable?"
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts


12th Feb 2008 at 3:22 pm

Dr. Harold Shipman - Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

 
A big envelope addressed to 'Magic Alex' being delivered to my house

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


12th Feb 2008 at 3:25 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: thelostdude
This video of someone in a Computing class last year mesmerised by his Coke (we call him Ash like Ash from Pokémon)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibx3zIW6NSg
...and my own comment in that lesson.  
Someone else: "Comfy"
Teacher: "Comfy's not gonna get you a mark"
Me, instantly: "Comfortable?"

Haha, the lad looks bored sh*tless there, and who can blame him.

the doc

| 21,472 posts


13th Feb 2008 at 5:33 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Me neice falling over in the garden and getting covered in mud. She didn't hurt herself or own like that, just flopped over and starting wallowing in the flowerbed like a miniature hippo in a pink snowsuit. Hilarious.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Gob

| 12,043 posts


13th Feb 2008 at 6:34 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
"Super Nintendo Chalmers" always makes me crack a smile

Coin Operated Girl

| 6,441 posts


13th Feb 2008 at 7:24 pm

Coin Operated Girl - i put the screw in the tuna

i put the screw in the tuna

 
Watching Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water and finding out just where Nintendo got the inspiration for Team Rocket from

Animal

| 32,544 posts


13th Feb 2008 at 7:55 pm

Animal -

 
Quote: One_Winged_Angel
finding out just where Nintendo got the inspiration for Team Rocket from

Do share.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Gob

| 12,043 posts


14th Feb 2008 at 7:40 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
And I for one welcome our new insect overlords...

Liz

| 56 posts


15th Feb 2008 at 11:45 am

Liz - VR kicks ass!

VR kicks ass!

 
Quote: the_doc
Me neice falling over in the garden and getting covered in mud.  She didn't hurt herself or own like that, just flopped over and starting wallowing in the flowerbed like a miniature hippo in a pink snowsuit.  Hilarious.


haha i feel evil for laughing but hahaa
"Your solitude is welcome..
Your attitude is welcome"

Steve-Dave

| 10,847 posts


15th Feb 2008 at 12:08 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Animal

| 32,544 posts


15th Feb 2008 at 12:13 pm

Animal -

 
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,544 posts


15th Feb 2008 at 1:43 pm

Animal -

 

German IT Crowd.

What amuses me is that the third character in the trailer looks a bit like a member of VR.

Can you tell who it is?

(Courtesy of Andy.)
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


15th Feb 2008 at 1:52 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
That first guy looks like Fabio Cappello.


 
 
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave: It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave: Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"

 

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