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the doc

| 21,472 posts


7th Jul 2007 at 9:51 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Amie: "This is bizarre, but you have a nicely shaped head. It's all proportionate and stuff." before going on to say "It's not the standard cookie cutter 'round' or whatever but it's good."

Edited by the doc Jul 2007
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Dr Namgge

| 14,540 posts


8th Jul 2007 at 8:16 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
this from a random MSN convo: "My physical bodies f*cked, my mental states f*cked, the only thing that's not f*cked is my penis, and that needs a good f*cking."
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

[quote author=Enigmatic_Shrew link=1211581932/1455#1468 date=1216676278]You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.[/quote]

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


8th Jul 2007 at 8:22 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
Quote: Doctor_Benway
Amie: "This is bizarre, but you have a nicely shaped head. It's all proportionate and stuff." before going on to say "It's not the standard cookie cutter 'round' or whatever but it's good."


well am i not right?!
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

the doc

| 21,472 posts


8th Jul 2007 at 8:26 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Scott invited to me join the Facbook group All in Favour of the Word 'C*nt'. I accepted of course, and p*ssed myself laughing at finding

"what i dont get is how comes there are so many women in this group, yet every one I meet has a right benny when you use the word

confusing c*nts."

written on the wall
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Maeby

| 22,371 posts


9th Jul 2007 at 9:25 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Emma says:
lol most people just use c*ck
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Silvan

| 3,776 posts


10th Jul 2007 at 12:27 pm

Silvan - Aurals Velupide!

Aurals Velupide!

 
Quote: Marton
Quote: moon_child
'Zine (pronounced rhyming with nine)

Oh God that's just wrong!


No, it's not
What can I say? I did it all for the Wookies.

Coin Operated Girl

| 6,441 posts


10th Jul 2007 at 12:34 pm

Coin Operated Girl - i put the screw in the tuna

i put the screw in the tuna

 
Yes it is

Anniemal

| 12,104 posts


10th Jul 2007 at 8:57 pm

Anniemal - in controoool

in controoool

 
Gillian McKeith: well done Catherine, you've lost a stone and seven pounds!

Mum: still fat though.

Anniemal

| 12,104 posts


10th Jul 2007 at 8:58 pm

Anniemal - in controoool

in controoool

 
the hell?

Gillian McKeith

when did that happen?

Gillian MacKeith

hmm...I'm not sure if I could bring myself to typo like that

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts


10th Jul 2007 at 9:00 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
is it a new filter?

Gillian McKeith!

ohh, it IS

but yeah, my reaction to pretty much all of the 3 fat brides has been 'where did that stone go from?'
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Puffalump

| 22,007 posts


10th Jul 2007 at 10:27 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 
i nearly cried at the wedding scene. I am a loser.

anyhow here's my quote for today
if not feel free to help me mug old ladies on pension day

Wife of the lovely Alice

Migu

| 16,689 posts


10th Jul 2007 at 10:51 pm

Migu - Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

 
Tabby says:
AYE
Tabby says:
see how my boobs consume everything?
<0| Ruaraidh - Let Freedom Ring With The Shotgun Blast! says:
umm, yes?
Tabby says:
They took a needle earlier
Tabby says:
I JUST managed to retrieve it
<0| Ruaraidh - Let Freedom Ring With The Shotgun Blast! says:
i never thaught id have anyone ever say that to me, ever
<0| Ruaraidh - Let Freedom Ring With The Shotgun Blast! says:
i feel special
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/1229991721807.gif]

Rayanne Graff

| 49,844 posts


11th Jul 2007 at 12:39 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: moon_child
Yes it is


(i agree with Deb.)
*[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]*

Silvan

| 3,776 posts


11th Jul 2007 at 1:54 pm

Silvan - Aurals Velupide!

Aurals Velupide!

 
Quote: Butterfly
Quote: moon_child
Yes it is


(i agree with Deb.)


But 'zeen' is such a horrible pronunciation, it actually makes me cringe inwardly. I know it should be pronounced like that, as in magazine, but I will always say it to rhyme with nine.
What can I say? I did it all for the Wookies.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


11th Jul 2007 at 4:33 pm

Colin -

 
'Zine is pronounced as in "Magazine". It's even got the 'postrophe there!
I bet it felt weird to hear people discussing Mega-Zine, Deb. It's hard to imagine that there are many people that read it beyond the population of VR and the rest of the regulars.

This is brilliant:

Chair says (15:44):
ANIMAL TESTING DOGS
One of them has robo ears
One Hell Of A Retard says (15:45):
why do the choose the cutest?
Chair says (15:45):
To test beauty products?
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]


 
 
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you
Rayanne Graff: It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.

 

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