I was on a ferry sailing to Holland and I was sitting at a table with a Belgian astronaut, a French spy and a Russian (I think) priest. Then Martin Delorean walked in. How I knew it was him I do not know because he looked like he was Greek and had a moustache. I said "Hi Martin, you've changed a lot." He said "Shut up and don't laugh at my hair" (which was really greasy and slicked back and looked really weird)
So I shut up and didn't laugh at his hair and started drinking whisky and talking to the Belgian astronaut about the price of petrol. He didn't understand a word I said but I kept on talking anyway. Then we could see land all of a sudden and I shouted "We're in Holland!". Martin, who had been reading a Greek version of Wuthering Heights , got up and left the boat.
Selected other dreams: James's mum was chasing me around with a giant bottle of vodka trying to make me drink it.
Me and one of my friends were secretly lesbians and she wrote me a song.
Weird, very weird. I should probably keep my dreams to myself