What did you dream last night? Again.

I got some people to a happy place. Beyond life, further out than anyone had ever been before. I sat with them, calm, and eternal for a while. I had to go eventually, and later in their life, they were found. They'd lost the rats they kept, they'd ran back to mortality, but the people were still forever.
It was like the sewers, the way the tunnels were, but it was still kinda light, and there was grass, and concrete, and comfort, no sewage or anything, just a large domed room.
It was beautiful.

Arguing with a woman over who was going to sleep on the couch. In the end we both did and it was uncomfortable.

I dreamt I ate a lot of pomegranates. Exciting.

I was in this auditorium that was packed, and at one point I had to go down onto the stage and they gave me a red Hindi spot on my forehead, and I got just one because I was boring and white, but if you were Asian, you got more than one.

Oh, and the other night, I was on a really high doubledecker bus, and we were driving through woods and winding hilly roads really high up, and I was there with Ant, Niki and Ben, it was almost getting back to old times, and for some reason VR Martin and Sarah TinyShine were there too, and we went through this bridge and the top of the bus was practically scraping the ceiling of the bridge, and I was just really surprised I didn't get my torso ripped off, but I kind of wanted to die in it, and I didn't go to the University of The Arts, I went somewhere else and we were discusing league tables....it was really lame.

And then me and someone were walking along the Thames with a load of people, only it looked like it was the Chester walls instead of being all South Bank and stuff.

My dreams have been rubbish recently.

an ex was in my dream. we were at the swimming pool, and then he suddenly lifted me out of the pool, said he'd dump his current girlfriend for me and then he carried me home down the country lanes. He told me he'd always loved me since we were 15. then we decided we'd walk to Sheffield.

then i woke up.

I joined the gymnastics team from that recent film with the skater chick who is forced to go back to gymnastics by the court for being a menace to society. I f*cked up my second go on the vault and had it all to lose on the third jump. I ran up, did some brief stutter and slid onto and off the vault, saving it with a double front flip and catching the end the vault with my hands and swinging myself round for a final flip and landing on the edge of the beam. Steve Ryder (of ITV sport presenting fame) was there and shook my hand and i ended up having mad sex with the girl, who in the end turned out to be my mate Lauren. Crazy stuff.

I must rent that film.