WTF of the day

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Gary

| 3,773 posts


5th Nov 2006 at 11:02 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
"Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon"

Three guesses as to where he was hiding it...
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


6th Nov 2006 at 2:12 am

Chris Kamara -

 
mental.

Maeby

| 22,309 posts


6th Nov 2006 at 9:33 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote:
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path,

:-?

And plus, regardless of whether that awl was wrapped in black tape or not, it still sounds painful.

I wonder how they picked who'd remove it...
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Artful Dodger

| 656 posts


6th Nov 2006 at 11:29 am

The Artful Dodger - It's back to be good.

It's back to be good.

 
http://cbs3.com/local/local_story_307000020.html

Random b*st*rd.

German Alex
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Penn

| 10,657 posts


6th Nov 2006 at 1:56 pm

Penn -

 
Quote: Gary
"Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon"

Three guesses as to where he was hiding it...


I love how the police didnt know what to do about it, so they called the Fire Brigade. Brilliant
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


9th Nov 2006 at 1:30 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
i dont have a news story but it still made me think "what the f*ck"

im trying to figure out whats the cheapest way to get from Manchester to Hull and I was looking on the National Express site to see how much a coach costs. I put in the date I wanted to go and it gave me some options for a "going" coach and some options for a "coming back" coach. however, the going coaches appeared to leave AFTER the returning coaches came back! i thought that they couldnt possible be that dumb to give me those options so i selected one of each hoping that maybe i was just confused and i get this error message:

"Your return journey departs before the outward journey arrives"

wtf?! b*st*rds.
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Hurri

| 1,215 posts


13th Nov 2006 at 5:51 pm

Hurri -

 
From the local news website

'She added that blackout curtains were "out of the question" because she wouldn't be able to see anything, and couldn't fumble around in the dark for a light switch.'

The only reason you can see is because the bloody lights are on you daft bint...
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Gary

| 3,773 posts


13th Nov 2006 at 7:39 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
Police dress up as Batman and Robin to catch drugs suspect

Two policemen dressed as Batman and Robin captured a suspected drugs offender - in a bizarre sting operation.

The Dynamic Duo - Sgt Tony Smith and PC Mike Holman - pulled on the superhero outfits in a bid to unsettle the suspected baddies.
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


14th Nov 2006 at 1:49 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
why?
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Penn

| 10,657 posts


14th Nov 2006 at 3:18 pm

Penn -

 
Quote: Hurri
From the local news website

'She added that blackout curtains were "out of the question" because she wouldn't be able to see anything, and couldn't fumble around in the dark for a light switch.'

The only reason you can see is because the bloody lights are on you daft bint...


that is brilliant. That is just seer brilliance. She wants the lights off so she can sleep, but doesnt want to use blackout curtains because she wont be able to see. But if the lights are off she wont be able to see anyway. If she was a robot her head would explode
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts


14th Nov 2006 at 3:38 pm

 
Um, my wtf of the day is that my FLATMATE started talking to me on MSN, and I'd been talking to him for a couple of minutes when he said WHO ARE YOU?

Excuse Mr, I live with you? But I decided not to tell him this, and now, he has decided I am a gay boy.

Luke says:
u in london?
devotchka says:
yeah, you?
Luke says:
yep
Luke says:
u a boy?
devotchka says:
what do you think?
Luke says:
yep
devotchka says:
cool
Luke says:
gay?
devotchka says:
well, seeing as I practically LIVE in G A Y, I guess so
Luke says:
thats nice
Luke says:
gaydar?
devotchka says:
nuh uh, i hate that sh*t
Luke says:
give me a clue!
Luke says:
dark hear
Luke says:
green eyes?
devotchka says:
i hear fine thanks...
devotchka says:
not green..
Luke says:
blue
devotchka says:
no
Luke says:
pink?
devotchka says:
not THAT gay
Luke says:
lol
Luke says:
good
Luke says:
brown

Anyways. He is stupid. That is all.

Hurri

| 1,215 posts


14th Nov 2006 at 8:46 pm

Hurri -

 
eBay auction

:-?
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Gary

| 3,773 posts


14th Nov 2006 at 8:49 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
Quote: Hurri
eBay auction

:-?

What happened to human parts not being eligible for eBay?
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Hurri

| 1,215 posts


14th Nov 2006 at 8:50 pm

Hurri -

 
Mm, illegal.
The auction's blatantly gonna be taken off but, yeah...
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Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


14th Nov 2006 at 9:33 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
check out the last few things the ebay wo/man has bought and sold. its muchly hilarious
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


 
 
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