WTF of the day
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Now our history is for sale....
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=22253&in_page_id=2
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Can someone learn me to hyperlink
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Can someone learn me to hyperlink
I only want you to see
My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side
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My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side
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I is not evil.
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg
*raises eyebrow*
And you say I bring that up! Cheers for the interesting hybridisation of certain male's anatomies magnified to JESUS' size and EJACULATING locomotives with Kylie dancing. Just THANKS.
I covet your breasts.
Wife of Amy, sex goddess
Wife of Amy, sex goddess
*raises eyebrow*
Got it in one 
I covet your breasts.
Wife of Amy, sex goddess
Wife of Amy, sex goddess
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Claire:
The recipe is called "Spatchcock Baby Chicken"
Claire:
That is what I would call my band if I had one.
Claire:
Willoughbooby genuinely just said "It's so soft, mmmm".
Claire:
And now it's over, my life will never be as exciting ever again.
Tig Trager:
Okay, now time for my joke:
Tig Trager:
Maybe next week they'll cook Spatchcock Baby F*ckey
Tig Trager:
(has to be said in an Irish accent for the joke to work)
Tig Trager:
okay, I admit, I didn't have a joke lined up. I lied
Claire:
I...Barry...I'm disappointed in you.
Tig Trager:
I'm disappointed in myself Claire. I'm having an off day.
Claire:
Let's hug it out, Bar'.
Claire:
It's all going to be ok xxxx
Tig Trager:
It's not... If I don't have my humour, what do I have? My massive wang? Sure, selling my Vera Wang dress would make me a lot of money
Tig Trager:
Or my huge d*ck? I admit, dancing around the room with my lifesize D*ck Van Dyke figure makes me feel happy, but that happiness never lasts
Tig Trager:
And of course there's my giant willy, but the real heart of that movie was the little kid who wanted to Free Willy from his captors, not the whale itself
Tig Trager:
And then there's my big penis.
Tig Trager:
I have a big penis
Claire:
What I'm getting from this is that you have 4 penises...right/wrong?
Tig Trager:
Wrong
Tig Trager:
I have 4 penii
