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Rusted Gun Of Milan

| 9,633 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 11:34 pm

 
The Customers at work.

My arm is bandaged up.
And someone asked if it was catching.

No. it's using the till. tw*t. if you're throwing, it might be catching, but my aim sucks.

Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 11:51 pm

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 

History For Sale

| 6,560 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 9:16 am

History For Sale - Now our history is for sale....

Now our history is for sale....

 
I only want you to see
My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side

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Gary

| 3,773 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 9:21 am

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Darren

| 31,408 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 10:02 am

Darren -

 
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Jewbacca

| 6,705 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 8:02 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Quote: LoonyPandora



I start off with Train defecator hunted by police



Jesus...
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Resident Death

| 21,586 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 10:06 pm

Resident Death -

"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""

 
And you say I bring that up! Cheers for the interesting hybridisation of certain male's anatomies magnified to JESUS' size and EJACULATING locomotives with Kylie dancing. Just THANKS.
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!


Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Resident Death

| 21,586 posts


26th Oct 2006 at 7:53 am

Resident Death -

"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""

 
Got it in one
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!


Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Puffalump

| 21,496 posts


27th Oct 2006 at 3:24 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 

Wife of the lovely Alice

Colin

| 10,038 posts


27th Oct 2006 at 5:55 pm

Colin -

 
1. I saw The Jesus & Mary Chain in the Metal section of a crappy music shop in Worcester today.
2. Whoah...
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Annie

| 11,644 posts


28th Oct 2006 at 9:06 pm

Annie - duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

 
anouncer on the train: "[stuff about the train splitting and which coaches go where] you are on coach 12 of 8"


 
 
Toothless: this is the boy who cried wolf, too many times before, too many times before...
Bob Flapper: I used to cry wolf all the time. That is, untill Wolf from Gladiators beat me into a bloody pulp and noone would come to my aid.
Topper: Chris wears pantaloons made from cider icecubes and panache
I Am The Walrus: OH MY GOD IT'S MEMMERICH'S BIRTHDAY!
I Am The Walrus: 25th of August! How could I have forgotten?
I Am The Walrus: Quick, everybody keep doing what you're doing!
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.
I Am The Walrus: You're like a Pants Department Ninja lately Straws
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, i s'pose i am.
Alec: Shoutbox
Alec: Your are too quiet,
Alec: like a quietbox
Alec: be more like Earl Wyatt
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)
Alec: Something's wrong with the banner up top. The quote is now outside the green blob.
Rayanne Graff: There's nothing wrong with mine; maybe it's summat to do with your computer.
Resident Death: Change your browser...
Bob Flapper: My browser changed me

 

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