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Rusted Gun Of Milan

| 9,633 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 10:34 pm

 
The Customers at work.

My arm is bandaged up.
And someone asked if it was catching.

No. it's using the till. tw*t. if you're throwing, it might be catching, but my aim sucks.

Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 10:51 pm

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 
Attention animal activists: tigers are big
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Gary

| 3,773 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 8:21 am

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Animal

| 32,544 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 9:02 am

Animal -

 
RSPCA would have a field day with this pair.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 7:02 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
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I start off with Train defecator hunted by police



Jesus...
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Maeby

| 22,307 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 9:06 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
And you say I bring that up! Cheers for the interesting hybridisation of certain male's anatomies magnified to JESUS' size and EJACULATING locomotives with Kylie dancing. Just THANKS.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Maeby

| 22,307 posts


26th Oct 2006 at 6:53 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Got it in one
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Puffalump

| 21,910 posts


27th Oct 2006 at 2:24 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 
Man banned from touching muscles

Wife of the lovely Alice

Colin

| 10,038 posts


27th Oct 2006 at 4:55 pm

Colin -

 
1. I saw The Jesus & Mary Chain in the Metal section of a crappy music shop in Worcester today.
2. Whoah...
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Annie

| 12,048 posts


28th Oct 2006 at 8:06 pm

Annie - duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

 
anouncer on the train: "[stuff about the train splitting and which coaches go where] you are on coach 12 of 8"
faisbewk


 
 
the doc:
Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc: Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby: JIM!
the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc: Straws ^
the doc:
the doc: *whistles*
the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

 

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