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Rusted Gun Of Milan

| 9,583 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 10:34 pm

 
The Customers at work.

My arm is bandaged up.
And someone asked if it was catching.

No. it's using the till. tw*t. if you're throwing, it might be catching, but my aim sucks.

Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 10:51 pm

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 

History For Sale

| 6,539 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 8:16 am

History For Sale - Now our history is for sale....

Now our history is for sale....

 
I only want you to see
My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side

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Gary

| 3,773 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 8:21 am

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Darren

| 30,345 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 9:02 am

Darren -

 
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Sue Sylvester

| 6,406 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 7:02 pm

Sue Sylvester - I was aroused... then furious.

I was aroused... then furious.

 
Quote: LoonyPandora



I start off with Train defecator hunted by police



Jesus...
You think this is painful? Try being water boarded - that's painful!

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,690 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 9:06 pm

Lisbeth Salander - *raises eyebrow*

*raises eyebrow*

 
And you say I bring that up! Cheers for the interesting hybridisation of certain male's anatomies magnified to JESUS' size and EJACULATING locomotives with Kylie dancing. Just THANKS.
I covet your breasts.


Wife of Amy, sex goddess

Lisbeth Salander

| 20,690 posts


26th Oct 2006 at 6:53 am

Lisbeth Salander - *raises eyebrow*

*raises eyebrow*

 
Got it in one
I covet your breasts.


Wife of Amy, sex goddess

Pinga

| 21,454 posts


27th Oct 2006 at 2:24 pm

Pinga -

 
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Wife of the lovely Alice

Colin

| 10,038 posts


27th Oct 2006 at 4:55 pm

Colin -

 
1. I saw The Jesus & Mary Chain in the Metal section of a crappy music shop in Worcester today.
2. Whoah...
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Annie

| 11,469 posts


28th Oct 2006 at 8:06 pm

Annie - duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

 
anouncer on the train: "[stuff about the train splitting and which coaches go where] you are on coach 12 of 8"


 
 
Paddy Irishman: I saw a sperm whale get killed the other day
Paddy Irishman: It's wife was a blubbering mess
Paddy Irishman: I just ate some Eggs Benedict
Paddy Irishman: HEY! BENEDICT! I SAID I JUST ATE SOME EGGS! Are you even listening to me?
Paddy Irishman: Corned Beef
History For Sale: ... Barry just got slightly comedic verbal diahorrea
History For Sale: argh every time i try post i get the fission mailed thingy >_<
Paddy Irishman: Slightly comedic? I'll have o
Paddy Irishman: you know thats some of my finest material. Thats the cashmere of comedy right there!
Lisbeth Salander: Yeah, why did VR have a link to Sheffield Hallam rugby that was forbidden?
Lisbeth Salander: Now it works....
Albert Johanneson: it's here if you want to peruse it
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to all trees.)

 

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