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Rusted Gun Of Milan

| 9,633 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 11:34 pm

 
The Customers at work.

My arm is bandaged up.
And someone asked if it was catching.

No. it's using the till. tw*t. if you're throwing, it might be catching, but my aim sucks.

Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 11:51 pm

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 

Gary

| 3,773 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 9:21 am

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Animal

| 32,544 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 10:02 am

Animal -

 
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 8:02 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: LoonyPandora



I start off with Train defecator hunted by police



Jesus...
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Maeby

| 22,371 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 10:06 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
And you say I bring that up! Cheers for the interesting hybridisation of certain male's anatomies magnified to JESUS' size and EJACULATING locomotives with Kylie dancing. Just THANKS.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Maeby

| 22,371 posts


26th Oct 2006 at 7:53 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Got it in one
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Puffalump

| 22,007 posts


27th Oct 2006 at 3:24 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 

Wife of the lovely Alice

Colin

| 10,038 posts


27th Oct 2006 at 5:55 pm

Colin -

 
1. I saw The Jesus & Mary Chain in the Metal section of a crappy music shop in Worcester today.
2. Whoah...
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Anniemal

| 12,104 posts


28th Oct 2006 at 9:06 pm

Anniemal - in controoool

in controoool

 
anouncer on the train: "[stuff about the train splitting and which coaches go where] you are on coach 12 of 8"


 
 
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave: Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave: Thank you

 

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