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Moments You Feel Like A Loser

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Luco El Loco

| 8,467 posts

10^th Sept 2005 at 11:53 pm

Now a Born Again Trekkie

Go on then.

Err, it took me two and a half hours to talk to somebody today. That's two and a half hours of loitering and doing the occasional bit of shopping in Southampton City Centre. :-[

But at least I managed to attempt to flirt.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 8:06 am

All moments.
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Puffalump

| 22,007 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 11:30 am

Bunny love

When you trip UP the stairs, not down them.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Mark Corrigan

| 9,153 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 12:32 pm

When you spend all afternoon posting crap on the Spam Board because you quite literally have nothing better to do with your time.

Oh, and when you check your mobile every 5 minutes to see if you've got a text, despite the fact you haven't received any for about a week.

Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 1:11 pm

When you lose.
*nods*

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Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 8:00 pm

Winter Is Coming

The other day when my boss, in a very 'kindly old man' way, explained about how horrible it is when your new and don't know what to do, in front of a full bar

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 8:05 pm

when the heel of your shoe gets stuck in a grating in the street and you almost fall over seeing as your leg doesn't move when you expect it to.

and you let out a loud squeaking sound in shock when it happenes so even the people who didn't see you, heard you

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Puffalump

| 22,007 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 8:06 pm

Bunny love

Getting asked for ID by someone who looks 5 years younger than you.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 9:36 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

when you have to sit in a class with 12 people who are a lot smarter than you who have been in multiple classes with you and still arent friends with you because you rarely talk in class because you arent friends with any of them (vicious cycle) and they have to read your essay which you wrote in an hour when all of theirs are a lot better than yours.

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 9:42 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

Just generally being expected to know how to do things that I haven't been trained to do (at work).

For example, how am I supposed to know the ins and outs of the BSM handsets we use (this is in a supermarket), and what all the different options mean, when I've never used one before. OK, it's largely intuition, but I'd appreciate not being looked at like I'm stupid because I'm having to have it explained.

And knots. I can't tie knots. I don't know why, but when someone says - "It's nothing complicated, just tie an ordinary knot." Well, I can't tie ordinary knots very well. It doesn't come at all naturally to me. I have to visualise tying my shoe laces and work from there. But you can imagine how stupid I feel when I have to be shown which bit of string goes through which loop repeatedly...

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Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

Anniemal

| 12,104 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 9:52 pm

in controoool

when youre trying to tell your friends about something then someone shouts "oh my god a red ant fighting 2 black ants!" and they all run off to go look.

faisbewk

Rayanne Graff

| 49,844 posts

12^th Sept 2005 at 9:48 am

River Phoenix

[quote=Colin link=board=spam;num=1126392836;start=0#1 date=09/11/05 at 08:06:13]All moments.
Me too.

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Puffalump

| 22,007 posts

12^th Sept 2005 at 10:27 am

Bunny love

When you are about 10 and sleeping round your mates' house and you play Monopoly and think you are bankrupt and then after you've sold everything and lost, you pack the game away and discover you had two �500 notes put under the board edge for "safe-keeping"

Wife of the lovely Alice

Organised Confusion

| 3,980 posts

12^th Sept 2005 at 4:22 pm

When they're organising the Christmas night out at work and ask who's taking partners. My boss comes up to me and says "You can take your mum if you want" - I was 15 for f*cks sake.
Needless to say I didn't go!

Teagirl.

| 4,143 posts

12^th Sept 2005 at 4:32 pm

make a little bird house in your soul

That i'm 18 and i just bought a small pot plant. I was really excited until i realised how sad it was.

xXLegally bound with Barry, having secret illicit affairs with Andy ,and being part time b*tch to Phil, Xx
Infected With VD, One of the many diseases i carry
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Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

Steve-Dave: Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books

Steve-Dave: His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250

Steve-Dave: His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more

Steve-Dave: But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs

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