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P*rn Titles

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

4^th Sept 2005 at 5:04 pm

Like so many immature games before, I want suggestions for p*rn film titles. Just make a sexual pun on any film title.

Most puns are already taken, but don't spend ages searching on them, it doesn't matter.

Here're some I thought of:

The Mighty F*cks
Pet Semen-tary
Seven Queers in Tibet
Big Trouble in Little Vagina

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Claire

| 15,258 posts

4^th Sept 2005 at 5:11 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Free Willy's an obvious one. Though to P*rn it up a little, we should pretend it's called Free 12" Willy Extravaganza. Or...some't.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Luco El Loco

| 8,467 posts

4^th Sept 2005 at 6:15 pm

Now a Born Again Trekkie

Big C*ck Pee Wee

Buffy The Misogynist Slayer
Herbie Writhes Again

Mark Corrigan

| 9,153 posts

5^th Sept 2005 at 4:31 pm

Quote: Colin_

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

I have to say, that is GENIUS.

How about School of C*ck?

Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts

6^th Sept 2005 at 9:17 pm

Lady Lobschter

Quote: Bloo_

How about School of C*ck?

Nah, not fussed, cheap p*rn maybe?

self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

7^th Sept 2005 at 10:54 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Bright Lights, Big Titties.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Love-In-Idleness.

| 45 posts

9^th Sept 2005 at 3:07 pm

Igby goes down.

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets.

the Ring.

King Schlong.
Beds, knobs and broomsticks. (I win, i win!

Many Bothans died to birng you this information.

Mark Corrigan

| 9,153 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 11:16 am

Quote: LoveInIdleness_

Beds, knobs and broomsticks. (I win, i win! ).

That made me laugh, despite myself.

Yes, you do win. And here is your prize, a brand new fridge freezer.

*cuts to Martin in a sparkly bikini showing off a freezer*

God I'm bored today.

Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.

Penfold

| 887 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 6:54 pm

The thinker

Quote: LoveInIdleness_

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets.

Or Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretions.

"The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,‚Äù but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?" - Eddie Izzard

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Jimmy

| 4,178 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 7:10 pm

Oi!

Gaylord of the Rings

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

D*ckspotting

Cumface

Sexual Predator

Going at it From Dusk 'Til Dawn

I come last place. (not p*rn movie name suggestion)

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts

11^th Sept 2005 at 8:44 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Chris Moyles used to do this sometimes ^^. It's hard to come up with funny ones though....

look who's porking
fresh prince of bel end
harry enfiled and bum-chums

like i said... its hard �

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

12^th Sept 2005 at 1:37 am

i r lion. i r bite you.

Quote: Bloo_

*cuts to Martin in a sparkly bikini showing off a freezer*

thats all the p*rn i need...

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Mark Corrigan

| 9,153 posts

12^th Sept 2005 at 9:42 pm

Apparently it's all the p*rn he needs too...
Quote: DeLorean_

like i said... its hard

Everyone stop imagining Martin in a bikini! There aren't enough straight-jackets to go around.

Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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