One WInged Angels storytime

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29th Jun 2005 at 1:46 pm

 
Quote: One_Winged_Angel_
OK ILL CONTINUE.....
(it was OWA's VR husband smerker)
Smerker - Argh, i be in pirate mode again, i cant find a parrot so ill have to make do with these here ducks.Argh
OWA - but they're evil!!
Reno - *shocked* YOURE MARRIED!??!!???
OWA - hehe...didnt i mention that? erm...Semrker take the ducks and go.
Smerker aka captian Smerkelso - Argh thank you thee angel with only one wing
OWA - dont blame me, blame those peoples at square enix who created the game....
(smerkeer leaves with ducks)
Reno- *goes in mood* hmmmm
OWA - what its not like we're going out or anything!!! fine ill go talk to this random VR person whos come along to join us


The ducks and Smerker went on to have an illegitimate love child, more man than duck. The duck-child went on to track Smerker down years later and there was an awkward couple of minutes as Smerker worked his way round the duck-childs beak in order to attempt a cuddle. The duck-child left, disappointed and went back to its adopted family. Smerker would never love again.

Coin Operated Girl

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8th Jul 2005 at 2:30 pm

Coin Operated Girl - i put the screw in the tuna

i put the screw in the tuna

 
one winged angel got extremely p*ssed at semrker coz he claimed he didnt love her coz she only had one wing.
OWA went back on her wedding vow and brought out her masamune blade and killed the ducks. reno got wasted

Zandanius

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26th Aug 2005 at 8:30 pm

Zandanius - Was Bist Du?!

Was Bist Du?!

 
Zandanius: (appears from a pit af flames on the back of Bahamut) Told you the vindaloo would be too hot for you.
Bahamut: I'm the king of the dragons, i just didnt anticipate it. i'm still hungry though.
zandanius: Look we can have peking duck.
bahamut: Shouldnt we be killing Sephiroth or something?
zandanius: I suppose.
Tidus: (enters with his stupid friggin blitzball) Can i help?
zandanius: You @*&# little runt you ruined final fantasy, i'm gonna @&#$ sodomise you with my sword. (does bad things to Tidus causing a very painful death)
Bahamut: Oh your god what is that..............?

It may be fun but it doesn't make it right young Johnny, now put down that double ender and leave nextdoors maid alone.


 
 
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