The funkiest person in the world

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Mark Corrigan

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17th May 2005 at 9:21 am

Mark Corrigan -

 
I'm doing this thread in the Spam board so no one can tell me off for being self-indulgent and obsequious*.

The funkiest person in the world EVER is Emma Armstrong, aka Emma the 37th. I adore her. Today I received a completely unexpected letter from her, and it was honestly the funniest, coolest letter I've ever read. (She even explained the law of gravity... With simple easy to follow diagrams of people falling off Australia... Wow!) The fact that she would take the time to write to me like that just makes me feel all warm and glowy, as does the fact that she's always so sweet to me. Whenever I chat to her I always end up feeling ace... It's weird - we barely even know each other and yet she's become one of the most important people in my life.
So yeah, this is just a random thread to say I love ya Emma, and I want to marry you. Right now.
:-*

p.s I like her so much coz she's so sweet and because she has a fabulous sense of humour. It has nothing to do with the fact that she's jaw-droppingly gorgeous. Nothing at all. What do you think I am, fickle? Ha!





* I love that word... I find myself saying it aloud again and again because I like the way it sounds... But then I'm weird, and we all know this.
Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.

Emma the 37th

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17th May 2005 at 2:00 pm

Emma the 37th -

 
*hides* :-[

I love ya too. Get your ring out... Meaning like...erm...wedding ring....not...well...yes....you know...
Sammy's b*tch, DotPhil's wife, Gaz's less official wife, Sarah's wife when I need breasts, Alice's wife if divorced from all 3

me

satansrubberduck

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17th May 2005 at 8:15 pm

satansrubberduck - This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.

This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.

 
Everyone needs a cowgirl in their life

Emma the 37th

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17th May 2005 at 9:10 pm

Emma the 37th -

 
I think you'll find the lyrics you were looking for there were, 'Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow."
Sammy's b*tch, DotPhil's wife, Gaz's less official wife, Sarah's wife when I need breasts, Alice's wife if divorced from all 3

me

Chris Kamara

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17th May 2005 at 9:22 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
now i have that damn song in my head, many thanks, Emma

satansrubberduck

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19th May 2005 at 3:13 pm

satansrubberduck - This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.

This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.

 
Tis a pretty damn great song though! (And not just because I get to repeatedly say bosom.)

Maeby

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25th May 2005 at 10:06 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Can I second that she is great and cool and has that way about her that makes you cheer up, because she is completely and utterly brilliant and funny and fantastic? Good. Because she is. And if you ever get divorced....
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

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25th May 2005 at 10:23 am

The Underwhelmed One -

 
then I'm jumping in there! Because everything nice said about her is actually true.

She's lovely!
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

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25th May 2005 at 10:26 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Can we give her a special day? And make it into a Bank Holiday or something? Where we all wear Emma masks...getting a bit carried away, but she deserves it more than the Queen's birthday. I mean, when was the last time she went around cheering people up and being fantastic? Exactly. She's a really nice person and I like her. I'm glad she's my friend. (I've met her, you know.)
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Mark Corrigan

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26th May 2005 at 10:38 am

Mark Corrigan -

 
Quote: Johanna_
I'm glad she's my friend. (I've met her, you know.)


Wow! Did you get her autograph?


OK, as of now Monday May 30th is officially Emma Day, and we all have to wear Emma badges and sing the Emma song (which goes 'Emma is great, Emma is ace, Emma is great... tra la la.' It possibly needs a bit of work.) and wave flags with her gorgeous face on.
So, everyone go to your calenders now and cross out the word Whitsun and replace it with Emma Day (so it reads Emma Day Bank Holiday). Do it now.

Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.

Mark Corrigan

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26th May 2005 at 10:43 am

Mark Corrigan -

 
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.com/Resources/Photos/photos/2spotlightjpg.sized.jpg]

*HAIL*
Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.

Penn

| 10,658 posts


26th May 2005 at 10:44 am

Penn -

 
barely know her, which is something i regret greatly as from what Ive seen from her posts seems like a great gal

Plus I seen her cowgirl pic
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Mark Corrigan

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26th May 2005 at 10:47 am

Mark Corrigan -

 
Yes, we've all seen the cowgirl pic... *DROOL*
Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.

Emma the 37th

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28th May 2005 at 1:20 pm

Emma the 37th -

 
Erm...I haven't commented on all that because...erm...I don't know what to say.

Erm..thankyou

I'd like to thank my mum because she's taught me everything I know. Times tables, how to iron, sex positions, the lot....
Sammy's b*tch, DotPhil's wife, Gaz's less official wife, Sarah's wife when I need breasts, Alice's wife if divorced from all 3

me

Mark Corrigan

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29th May 2005 at 2:57 pm

Mark Corrigan -

 
Quote: Emma_the_37th_
I'd like to thank my mum because she's taught me everything I know.  ....sex positions...


Ahhh, now I know what the 2 of you are doing with those horses in the pic in the gallery.

Mental note, re being the Fonz.
Mark, you are not the Fonz.


 
 
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