The funkiest person in the world
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I'm doing this thread in the Spam board so no one can tell me off for being self-indulgent and obsequious*. 
The funkiest person in the world EVER is Emma Armstrong, aka Emma the 37th. I adore her. Today I received a completely unexpected letter from her, and it was honestly the funniest, coolest letter I've ever read. (She even explained the law of gravity... With simple easy to follow diagrams of people falling off Australia... Wow!) The fact that she would take the time to write to me like that just makes me feel all warm and glowy, as does the fact that she's always so sweet to me. Whenever I chat to her I always end up feeling ace... It's weird - we barely even know each other and yet she's become one of the most important people in my life.
So yeah, this is just a random thread to say I love ya Emma, and I want to marry you. Right now.
:-*
p.s I like her so much coz she's so sweet and because she has a fabulous sense of humour. It has nothing to do with the fact that she's jaw-droppingly gorgeous. Nothing at all. What do you think I am, fickle? Ha!
* I love that word... I find myself saying it aloud again and again because I like the way it sounds... But then I'm weird, and we all know this.
The funkiest person in the world EVER is Emma Armstrong, aka Emma the 37th. I adore her. Today I received a completely unexpected letter from her, and it was honestly the funniest, coolest letter I've ever read. (She even explained the law of gravity... With simple easy to follow diagrams of people falling off Australia... Wow!) The fact that she would take the time to write to me like that just makes me feel all warm and glowy, as does the fact that she's always so sweet to me. Whenever I chat to her I always end up feeling ace... It's weird - we barely even know each other and yet she's become one of the most important people in my life.
So yeah, this is just a random thread to say I love ya Emma, and I want to marry you. Right now.
:-*
p.s I like her so much coz she's so sweet and because she has a fabulous sense of humour. It has nothing to do with the fact that she's jaw-droppingly gorgeous. Nothing at all. What do you think I am, fickle? Ha!
* I love that word... I find myself saying it aloud again and again because I like the way it sounds... But then I'm weird, and we all know this.
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This fuschia is bright. This fuschia is orange.
Everyone needs a cowgirl in their life
Quote: Johanna_
Wow! Did you get her autograph?
OK, as of now Monday May 30th is officially Emma Day, and we all have to wear Emma badges and sing the Emma song (which goes 'Emma is great, Emma is ace, Emma is great... tra la la.' It possibly needs a bit of work.) and wave flags with her gorgeous face on.
So, everyone go to your calenders now and cross out the word Whitsun and replace it with Emma Day (so it reads Emma Day Bank Holiday). Do it now.
I'm glad she's my friend. (I've met her, you know.)
Wow! Did you get her autograph?
OK, as of now Monday May 30th is officially Emma Day, and we all have to wear Emma badges and sing the Emma song (which goes 'Emma is great, Emma is ace, Emma is great... tra la la.' It possibly needs a bit of work.) and wave flags with her gorgeous face on.
So, everyone go to your calenders now and cross out the word Whitsun and replace it with Emma Day (so it reads Emma Day Bank Holiday). Do it now.
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barely know her, which is something i regret greatly as from what Ive seen from her posts seems like a great gal
Plus I seen her cowgirl pic
Plus I seen her cowgirl pic
Erm...I haven't commented on all that because...erm...I don't know what to say.
Erm..thankyou
I'd like to thank my mum because she's taught me everything I know. Times tables, how to iron, sex positions, the lot....
Erm..thankyou
I'd like to thank my mum because she's taught me everything I know. Times tables, how to iron, sex positions, the lot....
Quote: Emma_the_37th_
Ahhh, now I know what the 2 of you are doing with those horses in the pic in the gallery.
I'd like to thank my mum because she's taught me everything I know. ....sex positions...
Ahhh, now I know what the 2 of you are doing with those horses in the pic in the gallery.
Steve-Dave:
Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan:
They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave:
I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan:
Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan:
He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan:
The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan:
I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave:
Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix:
Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave:
This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave:
And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave:
I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
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I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
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Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
