laughter

There is not enough laughter in the world so were gunna change that!

Inspired by the "Dinner Ken" joke i want you all to post the best or worst jokes you know simply to make us laugh

So off you go now, GET POSTING! *CLAPPING*

incest- a game for the whole family

There is not enough laughter in the world so were gunna change that!

That's beautiful!
I think i'm going to cry.
Someone pass the tissues,please.
Thankyou.

what does pippin do when he gets drunk
he starts to feel merry

one for the lotr slash fans there.

Andy & Angus were down on their luck and hanging out for a cold beer or three. After checking their pockets and finding only 50 cents, Andy came up with a brilliant strategy. I'll take the 50 cents and show you how we can drink all day for free!" Quickly, he went into a butcher's shop and bought a single sausage, which he stuck in Angus' fly. They then went to a nearby hotel. "Two beers", said Andy to the bartender. They downed them as fast as they could and the bartender waited for the money. All of a sudden, Andy got down on his knees and began sucking the sausage hanging out of Angus' fly. Get out of my pub, you filthy b*st*rds!", the bartender screamed and booted them out the door. They did this all day, visiting about 16 pubs, or more. "I just can't do this anymore", Andy whined. "My knees are getting sore from kneeling down on the floor so much." "It's all right for you", Angus replied. "I lost the sausage after the third pub."

The original joke tread.

I believe my one was the first of many joke treads.

for some reason my one one was don't sent to spam

http://www.vegetablerevolution.com/forum/YaBB.pl?board=main;action=display;num=1098887452;start=0#0

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There is not enough laughter in the world so were gunna change that!

Inspired by the "Dinner Ken" joke i want you all to post the best or worst jokes you know simply to make us laugh

So off you go now, GET POSTING!  *CLAPPING*

two television aerials got married the ceremony was rubbish but the reception after was amazing.
who are the coolest guys in the hospital?
the ultra sound guys!

A young man was in a grocery store when an elderly lady approached him. She looked very sad and said to the young man "you look just like my son, who is no longer with us. will you do me a favor and say 'hi mom'?" the guy thought it was kind of weird but he felt sorry for her and said, a little loudly in case she was hard of hearing, "Hi mom." a few minutes later the old lady approached him again and asked tearfully, "will you do me another favor and say 'i love you mom'? it would make me feel so much better." again, the guy thought that was pretty strange, but he said loudly "i love you mom." he went and got a bag of chips and a soda and went up to the counter, just as the old lady was leaving with all her groceries. the cashier rang his stuff up and said "that will be $125 please." the guy said "what?? $125 for a bag of chips and a soda?" and the cashier said "your mom said you would be paying for her groceries."