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Tired/Happy

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10^th Feb 2005 at 6:40 pm

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

This forms the staple diet of most of my conversations with my friends.]

Quote: Radical_Edward_

'You remind me of poultry, when i take you home with me im going to give you such a stuffing'

Bwahaha, that's great, I have to use that sometime. Possibly to my chickens. No, they wouldn't appreciate it.

"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Lord Havelock Vetinari

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11^th Feb 2005 at 1:36 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

"Hey sexually active female, would you like to spend some time dropping up and down on my man weight?"

That's just smut really...

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

JM

| 8,289 posts

11^th Feb 2005 at 2:10 am

Quote: Topper_

"Hey sexually active female, would you like to spend some time dropping up and down on my man weight?"

That's just smut really...

Still i would love to see you try that, Alex

Bellatrixa

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12^th Feb 2005 at 10:54 pm

Quote: Topper_

That's just smut really...

You learned from the best

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Matthew Bellamy is ADONIS Love

Lord Havelock Vetinari

| 6,764 posts

13^th Feb 2005 at 1:07 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Dory_

You learned from the best

Sid James?!

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Joe Joe

| 152 posts

24^th Feb 2005 at 9:52 pm

How Dare You!

Sorry can you help me, the CIA are after my special gadget, i need somwhere to hide it!

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www.feederfansite.com

this needed a revival, for these:

"I don't suppose you happen to know how heavy a polar bear is do you?"
"ummm, no."
"Oh ok. I was just hoping it would be heavy enough to break the ice."

"Hi, I'm <insert name here> ... there's no need to introduce yourself ... I can already see that you're gorgeous"

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

4^th Jun 2005 at 12:09 pm

"Girl, you're so hot, I wanna plant you and grow a whole field o' y'all"

Teagirl.

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4^th Jun 2005 at 12:13 pm

make a little bird house in your soul

the best one i ever heard was

"i have a nine inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears"

xXLegally bound with Barry, having secret illicit affairs with Andy ,and being part time b*tch to Phil, Xx
Infected With VD, One of the many diseases i carry
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Chris Kamara

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4^th Jun 2005 at 12:14 pm

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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