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Best chat-up lines...

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 7:18 pm

My sure-fire chat-up line is:
"I will eat your face."

Now share yours!

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wombat

| 8,147 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 7:24 pm

Technically sexy.

"You'll do"

should this be on the conversational board?

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 7:27 pm

haha, that one's good.

And for which board... I'm never sure, I always get it wrong.

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Turtle

| 3,404 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 7:30 pm

"Oi, you with the hair.Can I have your number?"

Who said romance was dead?

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 7:33 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

"i lost my number. can i have yours?"

works every time. its how i met martin.

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Bob Flapper

| 4,996 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 7:53 pm

Me?!

The trouble with that chat up line is that you pull people like Martin

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Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 7:57 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

hehehe. he's a good little bunny.

i was just joshin anyway.....

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Caged Liberty

| 11,207 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 7:58 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Someone came leaping up to sit beside me on the steps of the Concert Hall one sunny day and asked 'So, do you think blondes actually have more fun? Discuss.'

And another time, to my friend, who said:
'I have vodka', reply was:
'I have an erection'.

Puffalump

| 21,915 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 8:09 pm

Bunny love

not sure about best but a guy once said to me
"you're gorgeous, let me have a kiss"
*I walked away just so you know*

Wife of the lovely Alice

JM

| 8,289 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 8:34 pm

i grazed my knee when i fell for you

Emma the 37th

| 3,259 posts

20^th Jan 2005 at 9:57 pm

Nice shoes.

Wanna f*ck?

Sammy's b*tch, DotPhil's wife, Gaz's less official wife, Sarah's wife when I need breasts, Alice's wife if divorced from all 3

me

Animal

| 32,544 posts

21^st Jan 2005 at 2:19 am

Quote: The_One_With_Something_

Nice shoes.

Wanna f*ck?

Direct, straight to the point and also including a little conversational foreplay too... Nice i like.

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