My [milestone] Post!!!

Actually, iy is more than a number. It's a farily accurate measure of just how little a life you have too.

Quote: shadow_fighter_

                       [glb]500 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glb]
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Dear

[_] Clueless n00b
[_] Lamer
[_] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Sexist
[X] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] Idiot
[_] Dumbass
[_] Troller
[_] "Expert"
[_] Wannabe
[_] Waste of Life
[X] Other: Relentlessly annoying smilie user.
[_] All of the above

you are being flamed because:

[_] You made an "Off-Topic" post.
[_] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
[_] You started a pointless thread.
[_] You bumped a pointless thread.
[X] Your post contained nothing but cr*p.
[_] You can't spell more than 3 words right.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
[_] You made a useless assumption.
[_] You posted ALL IN CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[_] You say you're "1337".
[_] You posted a topic that's been posted 23 times already.
[_] You're posting something illegal and will be banned anyway.
[_] You're asking for something illegal.

To repent, you must:

[_] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing.
[X] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
[_] Give up your internet account.
[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
[_] Tell your mommy to up your medication.
[X] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster (plugged in of course!).
[_] Actually post something relevant.
[_] Read and memorize the rules.
[_] Leave these boards forever.
[_] Print your home phone number.
[_] Simply shut up.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[_] Blow me
[_] Get a life
[_] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your rejection somewhere else
[_] STHU & GTHO
[_] Learn to post
[X] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] All of the above

dunno what this post is. but either:

A) AGH! Emma, stop beating me!

or

B) Keep trying.. and keep dyein' (meaning that I have more posts than you)

Quote: wombat_

dunno what this post is. but either:

A) AGH! Emma, stop beating me!

or

B) Keep trying.. and keep dyein' (meaning that I have more posts than you)

damn you...

485...i think

I am IZZARD

Quote: Lilac_Leopard_

You're damning yourself now?

It saves time in the long run.