Things that make you want to Barry someone alive.

Does it make you want to Barry someone alive that I called the new thread that? Well I'm Barry sorry. Not Barry really.

(Also, when i went for a walk yesterday, i saw a car that had a window sun screen. It had a photo of two women who were wearing bikinis and kissing. How controversial/ pathetic. Bleurgh.)

I'm not indestructible after all.

(Yesterday, i watched This Morning for a few minutes. They were discussing about how there's going to be a law about how calling people fat is a hate crime or summat. kelvin mackenzie was on there and said that he agreed with having such a law but that he didn't like how fat people look and wished they wouldn't go out. Because that's not hateful.

i watched This Morning for a couple of minutes today and some sh*thead had phoned in to moan about how he wished he could watch TV but his wife was giving birth. Bleurgh.

i was in the city centre and a woman was busking. She was a soprano but wasn't very tuneful.

Also, i'm disappointed that H & M has closed.)

Quote: the doc, May 2012

Quote:

H & M has closed

All of them?!

No, just my local one.

Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012

Designing a house extension and can't find place for the utility room. Which means either this layout has to be scrapped, or the place I could put one would ruin the look and flow.

Actually, scratch that. Realised the toilet has to be moved, which means utility can go there, which means toilet can fit in somewhere else. This sh*t's like Tetris sometimes

"oh lisa, look at the dogs foot, he's holding it funny"

okay... *looks at his foot* there's a small lump there, could be a small abscess, could be a growth, could be just his foot.
while i've got him just check on his other foot to see if it's normal

which was completely f*cking ignored. set of b*st*rds.

Just took that using my camera.
the one which takes photos that look like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/XDOW/SDC13003.jpg

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

also, i'm a sh*t driver.

Quote: Puffalump, Jun 2012

Have to do some work today, as much as I don't want to.

Could be worse. I've got to go to Ikea

Quote: Claire, Jun 2012

First day off. Woke up with a headache, feel really sick and horrible stomach ache. Usually I'd just sleep it off but I really wanted to nip to give my Nanna a hug today as it's 3 years since my Dad died and her carer rang me to say she's so sad she won't get out of bed today My Nanna, not the carer.

Eugh, life.

Sorry to hear that, Claire. Sure it can't be easy for any of you today.

If you can take Migraleve, it contains an anti-emetic too, so should help the physical problems.

Hope today gets easier.

i'm a horrible drunk

Really, we had three drinks in the space of an hour because we let somone else order for us.
We'd usually have one drink to last longer than that.
I feel poo.
I remember rolling around on wet grass, i've fallen over & cut my arm & bruised my leg

Goddamn it.

Quote: Anniemal, Jun 2012

spent the last couple of days off camping, now I'm back I've got that lonely feeling you get after having a party once everyone's gone home

Similar. Had a great day with Aniayesterday, great day at home with me folks today but now I'm back in Leeds and Ania's away for the night and I've got no one to talk to and I've got to go to f*cking work in the morning as well. Sh*tehawks.

Frigging cats chasing each other round the house, driving me f*cking mental.

(co-worker trying to download something from internet)
Co-Worker: I just don't know what's wrong, it's not letting me download it
Me: (looks at screen) Ah, I see, you have pop-ups blocked. Click there
(Co-worker clicks)
Me: Now click "Always allow pop-ups from this site" (as he has to download a few things from it)
(Co-worker instead clicks "Temporarily allow pop-ups")

(a few minutes later)

Co-worker: It's not letting me download again...


WELL IF YOU'D CLICKED WHAT I'D F*CKING TOLD YOU TO CLICK IT WOULD! THAT'S WHY I SAID TO CLICK IT! F*CKING IDIOT. BESIDES, THIS LAST HAPPENED THREE MINUTES AGO. HOW HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ALREADY. YOU'RE THE SAME AGE AS ME. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE NOT USED TO COMPUTERS OR ANYTHING.

F*cking idiot. Earlier, our boss printed off a big Euro2012 wallchart and asked my co-worker to stick it up. He picked up the wallchart, put it up against the wall, made sure it was near-level... then realised he had no tape or blu-tack on it and took it back down again.

Quote: Maeby, Jun 2012

I'm afraid you're going to die soon, J.

Please don't. You're too young.

massive hugs Alice. Hope Scott is taking good care of you

Always use the word crem. Less of a mouthful than crematorium
Probably depends how many funerals you've been to at one before you start to use it as a word, mind.
More affectionate in a way, crematorium seems very much colder than crem.
But that's just me.

Anyway, turns outthe lad i knew who completely re-arranged a girls face and tried to rape her at new year had also previously been charged with child abuse and child rape.

Also his mother and sister kept this fact from his other, eldest sister, who has two kids. She had to read about it in the local rag as a comment in the story about his being sent down.

So that's lovely.

I suppose the best incinerator would be the crem de la crem.

(i spoke to my father today and he said i sound like my sister. Bleurgh. i don't like the idea of sounding like that person. Also, he asked me how old i am.)

Cheers m'dears.

She just keeps getting secondary infections. F*cking hate cancer.

Quote: Puffalump, Jun 2012

Quote: Maeby, Jun 2012

Cheers m'dears.

She just keeps getting secondary infections. F*cking hate cancer.

me too.

How's your dad, Wifey?

Quote: Anniemal, Jun 2012

the f*cking job centre all over again this whole thing has been going on since april and i still havent had any f*cking money

I thought they'd sorted it?

Idiots.

Friend of mine was doing a Phd. Worked from September to April without getting paid. Still waiting on getting paid. Owed over €12,000 from them.

It's amazing how little people care when it's not their money. They don't seem to realise "Hey, maybe they need that money badly. Let's try get this sorted". Instead it's "Ah, I'll do it later if I think of it..."

So, she died.

Lymphoma 2, friends 0.

RIP Jane. x

Thanks Wifey.

It f*cking sucks.