Things that make you want to bury someone alive

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Maeby

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1st Sept 2010 at 9:27 pm

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Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010
EasyJet.

I had hoped that five and a half hours after arriving at Gatwick I would be home.
After some ridiculous "escaped reptile loose in the hold of the plane" drama, which is beyond ludicrous, I am considering only ever travelling with hand luggage.

I have work tomorrow and I want to go home


That's what I do when I travel with a discount airline. Argos do a rucksack that's small enough for hand luggage, but big enough for a week's worth of clothes
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Albi The Racist Dragon

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1st Sept 2010 at 9:32 pm

Albi The Racist Dragon -

 
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010
EasyJet.

I had hoped that five and a half hours after arriving at Gatwick I would be home.
After some ridiculous "escaped reptile loose in the hold of the plane" drama, which is beyond ludicrous, I am considering only ever travelling with hand luggage.

I have work tomorrow and I want to go home


Oh please tell me you said you were sick of the motherfkking snakes on the motherfkking plane at some point.
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The Underwhelmed One

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1st Sept 2010 at 9:46 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
Sadly it was apparently some kind of lizard.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Rayanne Graff

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1st Sept 2010 at 10:28 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
One of the fiancé's sisters has breast cancer. She's the same as i am about smoking: she doesn't smoke and dislikes people smoking in front of her. i'm not keen on one of his sisters (as i mentioned on page 111 of Stu's Rants thread) but she isn't the one i'm not keen on and hasn't ever been mean about me being disabled. i heard about her having it yesterday and cried; i wish people wouldn't get ill.
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Maeby

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1st Sept 2010 at 11:44 pm

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I trod on a f*cking plug.

Also, I wish the council would be on time with their letters regarding council tax- the only 2 letters I've received since moving have both been second reminders of the pay up within 2 days or pay everything in a week threatening variety.

Had they sent the f*cking letters, everything would have been paid on time.

Fingers crossed they actual get my letter with the direct debit details. Because I'm not going through all this hassle again.

They will also receive a letter of complaint about their own tardiness. F*ckers.

(Btw, I want my council tax to pay for pavements that don't squirt water up my legs. I am fed up with having wet shoes every time it rains )
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wombat

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2nd Sept 2010 at 12:33 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Ever wondered what happens if you miss an advance single booking on a train?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Gob

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2nd Sept 2010 at 12:34 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: wombat, Sept 2010
Ever wondered what happens if you miss an advance single booking on a train?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.


Depends on the ticket inspector, I normally feign being partially sighted.

Alec

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2nd Sept 2010 at 12:35 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: wombat, Sept 2010
Ever wondered what happens if you miss an advance single booking on a train?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.


You tend to be able to get the next train, but without any seat reservations. Which was a complete b*st*rd when I did it on the train from London to Dundee.

wombat

| 8,153 posts


2nd Sept 2010 at 12:39 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
what- just squint at it and go '..it says what time- OH NO!'?

I reckon I could pull that off, thanks Phil
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Gob

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2nd Sept 2010 at 12:41 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: wombat, Sept 2010
what- just squint at it and go '..it says what time- OH NO!'?

I reckon I could pull that off, thanks Phil


Yup, but as I hand over the ticket, I ask the inspector that I'm on the right train with the right ticket as I can't make out what it says...

Rayanne Graff

| 49,843 posts


2nd Sept 2010 at 1:31 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: wombat, Sept 2010
Ever wondered what happens if you miss an advance single booking on a train?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.


i've never thought about it before but i'm curious now.

Also, those Dove World Outreach people p*ss me off as i think they seem hateful.

http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/florida-church-hold-quranburning/
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wombat

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2nd Sept 2010 at 3:41 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
I had to buy a new ticket
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Gob

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2nd Sept 2010 at 5:08 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: wombat, Sept 2010
I had to buy a new ticket


Unlucky.

Claire

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2nd Sept 2010 at 5:23 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
That's sh*te, Mark, on the train I was on a few weeks ago this lass only had her seat reservations and got away with it, what b*ll*cks.
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Maeby

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2nd Sept 2010 at 5:58 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

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Samsung.

F*ckers.

Digicare.

F*ckers.

Dpd.

F*ckers.

Anyone involved in not getting my computer to me= f*ckers.
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