Things that make you want to bury someone alive
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Marry me?
Quote: Hare, Feb 2012
Let's all hunt the b*st*rd down and fling Tena Lady at his house
Also, Lisa = hottie. Don't forget that.
F*ck you F*ck you F*CK YOU.
don;t give a sh*t, you never f*cking did. i'mjust a one night stand that went on for longer than you f*ckign expected and now you've seens oemthing better coming up on the hrizon you've just suddenly made youerself availible. well just f*ck off.
if you want some skinny f*cker rather than me well just f*ck off and have it. maybe she'll put up with your f*cking sh*t tip of a house & it's stink & f*ckign dirst socks everywwhere & sweaty sh*tty buttcrack, f*ckine endless crisp packets & sweet wrappers & takeaway containers in your f*cking bedroom. constantly being a b*st*rd and ahving the cheek to call me difficult when you gave as good as you got.
i want my f*ckign candle back. see how much you like your bed then when it's got f*ck all to hold it up since you f*ckign broke the thing.
had such a well worded f*cking bile filled text to send you & i can't.
there's just no point
f*cking. meh.
and one more f*ck, just for good measure.
Let's all hunt the b*st*rd down and fling Tena Lady at his house
Also, Lisa = hottie. Don't forget that.
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
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tena lady? :p
I'm not the worst looking thing in the world, i will agree. But i'm not attractive by any means
Anyway, someone actually told me "the best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else"
Having been that 'someone else' they can go get fisted by a gorilla if they think that's acceptable.
Also, i've lost two stone since christmas over all this stuff
Losing weight isn't a bad thing (maybe losing it how i've lost it is, but ney mind) but now my clothes fit me like sh*t. Stupidly bought some jeans last month & i'm not going to get the wear out of them unless i want to look like a bag of sh*te... Well more like a bag of sh*te, anyway...
I'm not the worst looking thing in the world, i will agree. But i'm not attractive by any means
Anyway, someone actually told me "the best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else"
Having been that 'someone else' they can go get fisted by a gorilla if they think that's acceptable.
Also, i've lost two stone since christmas over all this stuff
Losing weight isn't a bad thing (maybe losing it how i've lost it is, but ney mind) but now my clothes fit me like sh*t. Stupidly bought some jeans last month & i'm not going to get the wear out of them unless i want to look like a bag of sh*te... Well more like a bag of sh*te, anyway...
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Me?!
Quote: Hare, Feb 2012
Chris likes this. Hang in there bud
My last big break up was horrendous. But hey look at me now! Look at...me. Me.
Stop looking at me.
I'm so lonely. Me and my stupid bloodlust.
tena lady? :p
Anyway, someone actually told me "the best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else"
Having been that 'someone else' they can go get fisted by a gorilla if they think that's acceptable.
Chris likes this. Hang in there bud
My last big break up was horrendous. But hey look at me now! Look at...me. Me.
Stop looking at me.
I'm so lonely. Me and my stupid bloodlust.
Quote: Claire, Feb 2012
Haha... Yes
just about everyone has that view of him
Buuuuut... I was happy. Despite the crap.
I don't really believe he's done this, to look elsewhere, but it's gone through my mind on more than one occassion.
Circumstances just seem to fit.
If they do in fact lead to that, the f*cking b*tch is going to get my fist in her face...
And not just once.
Lisaaaa. You were always too good for that boy and somewhere in you, you know that. If he thinks he can find someone better than you he is more of a tool than I thought. And I thought he was a big tool, I'm not gonna lie. Yes, a bold big tool. That's how big of a tool. Yep.
Haha... Yes
just about everyone has that view of him
Buuuuut... I was happy. Despite the crap.
I don't really believe he's done this, to look elsewhere, but it's gone through my mind on more than one occassion.
Circumstances just seem to fit.
If they do in fact lead to that, the f*cking b*tch is going to get my fist in her face...
And not just once.
Marry me?
Quote: Hare, Feb 2012
Nuh-uh, fist in face, not as much a problem as doing The Dan:
KICK HER IN THE CUNT!
Quote: Claire, Feb 2012Lisaaaa. You were always too good for that boy and somewhere in you, you know that. If he thinks he can find someone better than you he is more of a tool than I thought. And I thought he was a big tool, I'm not gonna lie. Yes, a bold big tool. That's how big of a tool. Yep.
Haha... Yes
just about everyone has that view of him
Buuuuut... I was happy. Despite the crap.
I don't really believe he's done this, to look elsewhere, but it's gone through my mind on more than one occassion.
Circumstances just seem to fit.
If they do in fact lead to that, the f*cking b*tch is going to get my fist in her face...
And not just once.
Nuh-uh, fist in face, not as much a problem as doing The Dan:
KICK HER IN THE CUNT!
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Marry me?
Quote: Hare, Feb 2012
USED.
There (might) be enough VRers to make a reasonable attempt at this
And you are If I were a lesbo, and if you didn't store animals in your freezer (OCD, natch), I would
The "one under" thing has a point though. Men do rebounds. Why can't we?
tena lady? :p
I'm not the worst looking thing in the world, i will agree. But i'm not attractive by any means
USED.
There (might) be enough VRers to make a reasonable attempt at this
And you are
If I were a lesbo, and if you didn't store animals in your freezer (OCD, natch), I would The "one under" thing has a point though. Men do rebounds. Why can't we?
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
hahaaah... nice
but i don't want no dirty tramp c*nt juice on my magnificent foot though. that's just dirty. what if it made my foot rot off? or worse, it might ruin my shoes. waste of good shoes.
much rather come away with a couple of teeth embedded in my knuckles. her nose hopefully pushed flat against her face...
i'm not a violent person... i just like the thought of people i don't care for suffering horribly & painfully
doubt i could do the rebound thing.
the option is there, but nah. not for me
i'm being spoken about today like i'm not in the room anyway.
mum to my bro:
"Oh xavvy's finished with lisa"
"i know, i just wasn't going to say anything... how come?"
"he's got no feelings for her any more"
"oh right"
then my sister pipes up "it's because of his weight loss, i've seen on a few things that that can change how you feel, so it's not something lisa's done. it's probably the same with you (to me) you said you were going to give him until next week then speak to him about it"
um... no. i feel the same as i did. if i didn't, do you think i'd be how i am now?
i was going to have a talk with him next week if i still had no idea where i stood. i was tired of feeling ignored and like sh*t & wanted an answer. i've lost weight BECAUSE of that, because of my feelings, not because i was trying.
i just sat there & stared at the skirting board. no point trying to say anything.
he replied to me on twitter today. complaining about his work hours. apparently 10am is an awkward time to start... if i had a job i would LOVE a 10am start, i know loads of people who would, difficult b*st*rd. if he had to use public transport tot get everywhere he most definitely bloody would.
there's nothing stopping him going in an hour early to use the free gym either. probably help him with his stress situation too. considering his idea of exercise is 20 sit ups on a morning and a few bicep curls. (better than nothing, i know but still.)
his mood went through the floor when he stopped walking to and from work.
you'd think he'd make the connection but he never will.
i don't know why i even care. he doesn't give a crap about me which is quite obvious.
rarrgh. 'least i've not cried in a couple of days. be a waste of energy anyway
but i don't want no dirty tramp c*nt juice on my magnificent foot though. that's just dirty. what if it made my foot rot off? or worse, it might ruin my shoes. waste of good shoes.
much rather come away with a couple of teeth embedded in my knuckles. her nose hopefully pushed flat against her face...
i'm not a violent person... i just like the thought of people i don't care for suffering horribly & painfully
doubt i could do the rebound thing.
the option is there, but nah. not for me
i'm being spoken about today like i'm not in the room anyway.
mum to my bro:
"Oh xavvy's finished with lisa"
"i know, i just wasn't going to say anything... how come?"
"he's got no feelings for her any more"
"oh right"
then my sister pipes up "it's because of his weight loss, i've seen on a few things that that can change how you feel, so it's not something lisa's done. it's probably the same with you (to me) you said you were going to give him until next week then speak to him about it"
um... no. i feel the same as i did. if i didn't, do you think i'd be how i am now?
i was going to have a talk with him next week if i still had no idea where i stood. i was tired of feeling ignored and like sh*t & wanted an answer. i've lost weight BECAUSE of that, because of my feelings, not because i was trying.
i just sat there & stared at the skirting board. no point trying to say anything.
he replied to me on twitter today. complaining about his work hours. apparently 10am is an awkward time to start... if i had a job i would LOVE a 10am start, i know loads of people who would, difficult b*st*rd. if he had to use public transport tot get everywhere he most definitely bloody would.
there's nothing stopping him going in an hour early to use the free gym either. probably help him with his stress situation too. considering his idea of exercise is 20 sit ups on a morning and a few bicep curls. (better than nothing, i know but still.)
his mood went through the floor when he stopped walking to and from work.
you'd think he'd make the connection but he never will.
i don't know why i even care. he doesn't give a crap about me which is quite obvious.
rarrgh. 'least i've not cried in a couple of days. be a waste of energy anyway
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Hare, Feb 2012
I know you were happy. That makes me all the more annoyed on your behalf though.
To be frank, mind, no matter how much weight he's lost since I met him, I highly doubt he's lost his ability to behave like an almighty bellend. But I get it, he was your bellend. I'm probably not helping by insulting him...all I'm trying to say is as a bystander I can see that you are far too good for him. I know that probably doesn't mean a lot from an internet person you've met twice, but anyway. I am pretty positive there is some male version of Lisa out there, who's obsessed with animals is lovely and will treat you so superspecially that you'll realise Xav wasn't ever gonna be good enough for you.
Quote: Claire, Feb 2012Lisaaaa. You were always too good for that boy and somewhere in you, you know that. If he thinks he can find someone better than you he is more of a tool than I thought. And I thought he was a big tool, I'm not gonna lie. Yes, a bold big tool. That's how big of a tool. Yep.
Haha... Yes
just about everyone has that view of him
Buuuuut... I was happy. Despite the crap.
I don't really believe he's done this, to look elsewhere, but it's gone through my mind on more than one occassion.
Circumstances just seem to fit.
If they do in fact lead to that, the f*cking b*tch is going to get my fist in her face...
And not just once.
I know you were happy. That makes me all the more annoyed on your behalf though.
To be frank, mind, no matter how much weight he's lost since I met him, I highly doubt he's lost his ability to behave like an almighty bellend. But I get it, he was your bellend. I'm probably not helping by insulting him...all I'm trying to say is as a bystander I can see that you are far too good for him. I know that probably doesn't mean a lot from an internet person you've met twice, but anyway. I am pretty positive there is some male version of Lisa out there, who's obsessed with animals is lovely and will treat you so superspecially that you'll realise Xav wasn't ever gonna be good enough for you.
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: the doc, Feb 2012
I read this wrong and was all shocked that you suddenly hated Alice that much
I agree with Alice. Kicking her in the c*nt would be well satisfying.
I read this wrong and was all shocked that you suddenly hated Alice that much
Well, i don;t hold out much hope, but we'll see.
anyway. ebay. capped postage.
in what f*cking world, can you actually post a 23 disc DVD box set for £1.25?
it just doesn;t f*cking happen. b*st*rds.
anyway. ebay. capped postage.
in what f*cking world, can you actually post a 23 disc DVD box set for £1.25?
it just doesn;t f*cking happen. b*st*rds.
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Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan:
They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave:
I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan:
Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan:
He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan:
The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan:
I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave:
Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix:
Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave:
This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave:
And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave:
I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
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Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
