Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage

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Steve-Dave

| 10,844 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 10:20 am

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.
This.

I was sorely tempted to just quote and use QFT, but thought better of this based on the fact it completely undermines the point Walsh is making.


I missed out an "EVER" in my original post obv. Till? Til? Like I, or anyone should give a F*CK, I've got more important things to worry about.


You mean to tell me you still haven't decided what you're going to dress up as for Halloween? It's only 9 months away man!
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Gob

| 12,043 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 10:47 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.
This.

I was sorely tempted to just quote and use QFT, but thought better of this based on the fact it completely undermines the point Walsh is making.


I missed out an "EVER" in my original post obv. Till? Til? Like I, or anyone should give a F*CK, I've got more important things to worry about.
We both know thats a blatent lie Phil.

Admit it, you spend your days contemplating your naval and whinging about being asked to do trivial jobs like migrating entire mail servers or active directory setups to new boxes.


YOU SPELLED "BLATANT" WRONG!!! DIE!

Rayanne Graff

| 49,843 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 10:53 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Darren also spelled navel wrong; naval means of or relating to ships.

Ooh, unless Phil has a ship, which would be cool.
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Steve-Dave

| 10,844 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 10:54 am

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010
Darren also spelled navel wrong; naval means of or relating to ships.

Ooh, unless Phil has a ship, which would be cool.


There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Gob

| 12,043 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 11:16 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Jan 2010
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010
Darren also spelled navel wrong; naval means of or relating to ships.

Ooh, unless Phil has a ship, which would be cool.




Coupled with

Steve-Dave

| 10,844 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 11:25 am

Steve-Dave -

 
So long as you don't



(your pants, not mine)
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 11:52 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Animal

| 32,544 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 11:53 am

Animal -

 
You can all just suck my fat one.

I follow my own rules of spelling and grammar, if you don't like it. Tough.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,544 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 11:54 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place

And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Rayanne Graff

| 49,843 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 11:55 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
"'Til" is a contraction of "until" and is therefore grammatically correct. As is "ca'n't" even though it looks wrong.

I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right


i use until. That's just my personal preference, though.
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Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 11:56 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place

And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.

Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up






AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Gob

| 12,043 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 12:01 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place

And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.

Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up









Ahh yes that old chestnut, the REVERSE. Not. Fooling. Anyone.

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 12:03 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place

And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.

Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up









Ahh yes that old chestnut, the REVERSE. Not. Fooling. Anyone.

Besides, 'til isn't acceptable anyway.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Animal

| 32,544 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 12:16 pm

Animal -

 
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place

And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.

Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up









Ahh yes that old chestnut, the REVERSE. Not. Fooling. Anyone.

Besides, 'til isn't acceptable anyway.

Your FACE isn't acceptible.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts


29th Jan 2010 at 12:28 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
OH GOD please stop the grammar discussion before I kill myself.


 
 
Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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