Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage
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Marry me?
"'Til" is a contraction of "until" and is therefore grammatically correct. As is "ca'n't" even though it looks wrong.
I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right
I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010
Till to me is something they have in a shop that they process transactions throughTill can also relate to farming.
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
I said this. Apparently in ye olden days until was spelt untill and contracted to 'till. Martin still lives in Medieval times, though. It's alright, guys, we have had this conversation and until Martin gets an English degree I have decided I'm going to start making up random Psychology related sh*t whenever he proclaims to be the inventor of the English language just to p*ss him off like he does me.
For instance, did you know Freud was a woman?
"'Til" is a contraction of "until" and is therefore grammatically correct. As is "ca'n't" even though it looks wrong.
I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right
I said this. Apparently in ye olden days until was spelt untill and contracted to 'till. Martin still lives in Medieval times, though. It's alright, guys, we have had this conversation and until Martin gets an English degree I have decided I'm going to start making up random Psychology related sh*t whenever he proclaims to be the inventor of the English language just to p*ss him off like he does me.
For instance, did you know Freud was a woman?
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Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
this is true, but how often does that come up, unless you're talking to farmer Giles over there
"yes, sir, sorry sir, i didn't mean to throw up in your favourite field, sir"
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010Till to me is something they have in a shop that they process transactions throughTill can also relate to farming.
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
this is true, but how often does that come up, unless you're talking to farmer Giles over there
"yes, sir, sorry sir, i didn't mean to throw up in your favourite field, sir"
Marry me?
And I didn't refresh, and can't be arsed re-reading 'cos I'm ever so slightly f*cked (off 1 f*cking pint, what the hell, man?!)
She had penis envy
She had penis envy
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Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Oi!
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
There's a waaaambulance on its way
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Thats cats tasche is notQuote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know whyi only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
chaplain-esque enough to warrant the name
of grammar Nazi.
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There's a waaaambulance on its way
Quote: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Don't you have a sword Barry? Do YOU use yours?Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.
Thats true. It was added to the constitution in the early 90's when the internet began to get more popular. The Queen (or someone dressed as The Queen) even did some ceremony with a sword.
Another reason why I don't think she's real. Constantly has a sword, never actually uses it. She just taps people on the shoulder. No need for a sword. Use a stick or laser pointer
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Ask the pile of Daddy Long Legs' legs I have piled up in the corner of the room. Oh wait, you can't... because legs don't talk
Quote: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Jan 2010Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Don't you have a sword Barry? Do YOU use yours?Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.
Thats true. It was added to the constitution in the early 90's when the internet began to get more popular. The Queen (or someone dressed as The Queen) even did some ceremony with a sword.
Another reason why I don't think she's real. Constantly has a sword, never actually uses it. She just taps people on the shoulder. No need for a sword. Use a stick or laser pointer
Ask the pile of Daddy Long Legs' legs I have piled up in the corner of the room. Oh wait, you can't... because legs don't talk
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Admit it, you spend your days contemplating your naval and whinging about being asked to do trivial jobs like migrating entire mail servers or active directory setups to new boxes.
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010We both know thats a blatent lie Phil.Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.This.
I was sorely tempted to just quote and use QFT, but thought better of this based on the fact it completely undermines the point Walsh is making.
I missed out an "EVER" in my original post obv. Till? Til? Like I, or anyone should give a F*CK, I've got more important things to worry about.
Admit it, you spend your days contemplating your naval and whinging about being asked to do trivial jobs like migrating entire mail servers or active directory setups to new boxes.
Rayanne Graff:
His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff:
i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc:
Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck:
I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff:
No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck:
Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck:
Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire:
It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell:
YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell:
SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo:
SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby:
JIM!
the doc:
Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc:
Straws ^
the doc:
*whistles*
the doc:
Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff:
Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx
