Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage
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You know you want it.
phone.
goddamnit. i don't have any texts - i've even replied back to all the ones i got today
i don't have any missed calls, there is nothing going on with you at all that needs my attention - so why are you still flashing?
pack it in! last time you did that it meant you were breaking
and yes, i did make you take pictures of fayes boobs, but my lord that was ages ago & you're playing up NOW?
you've not had to take pictures of me, or anything overly scary
so please, just behave will you? i don;t have time to be going to phones4u & arguing the toss again. if i had time for that, i'd have been to the quacks about that butt blood thing already
goddamnit. i don't have any texts - i've even replied back to all the ones i got today
i don't have any missed calls, there is nothing going on with you at all that needs my attention - so why are you still flashing?
pack it in! last time you did that it meant you were breaking
and yes, i did make you take pictures of fayes boobs, but my lord that was ages ago & you're playing up NOW?
you've not had to take pictures of me, or anything overly scary
so please, just behave will you? i don;t have time to be going to phones4u & arguing the toss again. if i had time for that, i'd have been to the quacks about that butt blood thing already
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010
I'm up at 5:45 every morning
I hate 6am starts, I never sleep the night before and by the time I get home I feel knackered all day. I fell asleep there for a few hours and I feel like sh*t now.
I'm up at 5:45 every morning
Oi!
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
I feel for you man.
This morning a builder said I looked tired, I said I was. Then he said I should try starting at 4am every day like him. I said 'why the f*ck would I do that pal?'
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010I hate 6am starts, I never sleep the night before and by the time I get home I feel knackered all day. I fell asleep there for a few hours and I feel like sh*t now.
I'm up at 5:45 every morning
I feel for you man.This morning a builder said I looked tired, I said I was. Then he said I should try starting at 4am every day like him. I said 'why the f*ck would I do that pal?'
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010
I've been doing it for years, sort of used to it, but I should really go to bed at ten everynight
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010I hate 6am starts, I never sleep the night before and by the time I get home I feel knackered all day. I fell asleep there for a few hours and I feel like sh*t now.
I'm up at 5:45 every morning
This morning a builder said I looked tired, I said I was. Then he said I should try starting at 4am every day like him. I said 'why the f*ck would I do that pal?'
I've been doing it for years, sort of used to it, but I should really go to bed at ten everynight
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know whyi only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""
1 pint of cider and I'm f*cked? (We came second in the pub quiz.)
Why?
Also... need to get fit and lose an inch on the waist and tone up the legs and loose some excess fat around my breasts/ chest.
Gahhh. I just want to lose weight fast
Why?
Also... need to get fit and lose an inch on the waist and tone up the legs and loose some excess fat around my breasts/ chest.
Gahhh. I just want to lose weight fast
I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
You know you want it.
Oh f*ck off itunes. i was in a good mood until you played that f*cking song
where the hell do you keep finding it anyway? i've deleted it about 6 times & it keeps coming back
where the hell do you keep finding it anyway? i've deleted it about 6 times & it keeps coming back
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Oi!
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
![[http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Grammar_nazi_cat.jpg]](http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Grammar_nazi_cat.jpg "http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Grammar_nazi_cat.jpg")
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
I changed his name to Martool for this very thing in the first place. I haven't spent three years studying the English language or anything
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
I changed his name to Martool for this very thing in the first place. I haven't spent three years studying the English language or anything
You know you want it.
Till to me is something they have in a shop that they process transactions through
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010
chaplain-esque enough to warrant the name
of grammar Nazi.
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Thats cats tasche is notQuote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
chaplain-esque enough to warrant the name
of grammar Nazi.
Captain Stupendo:
snarf
Toothless:
this is the boy who cried wolf, too many times before, too many times before...
Bob Flapper:
I used to cry wolf all the time. That is, untill Wolf from Gladiators beat me into a bloody pulp and noone would come to my aid.
Jamie McDonald:
Chris wears pantaloons made from cider icecubes and panache
I Am The Walrus:
OH MY GOD IT'S MEMMERICH'S BIRTHDAY!
I Am The Walrus:
25th of August! How could I have forgotten?
I Am The Walrus:
Quick, everybody keep doing what you're doing!
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
I Am The Walrus:
You're like a Pants Department Ninja lately Straws
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, i s'pose i am.
Alec:
Shoutbox
Alec:
Your are too quiet,
Alec:
like a quietbox
Alec:
be more like Earl Wyatt
Rayanne Graff:
(Bye, peace to small trees.)
Alec:
Something's wrong with the banner up top. The quote is now outside the green blob.
Rayanne Graff:
There's nothing wrong with mine; maybe it's summat to do with your computer.
Resident Death:
Change your browser...
Bob Flapper:
My browser changed me
