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Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage

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the doc

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26^th Jan 2010 at 1:39 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Gonna have to pay that parking ticket.

Edited by the doc 9 weeks ago

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

Super Nintendo Chalmers

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26^th Jan 2010 at 2:26 pm

Super Nintendo Chalmers

Three, stupid f*ckers won't let me have the phone I want as an upgrade

http://urbanraymears.wordpress.com

Puffalump

| 21,490 posts

26^th Jan 2010 at 9:04 pm

Bunny love

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010

Gonna have to pay that parking ticket. The council are f*cking thieving, money-grabbing c*nts and I'll be packing in my job with them as soon as I can find somewhere else that'll have me,

How come? Also I thought you loved your job

Wife of the lovely Alice

the doc

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27^th Jan 2010 at 11:58 am

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010
Gonna have to pay that parking ticket. The council are f*cking thieving, money-grabbing c*nts and I'll be packing in my job with them as soon as I can find somewhere else that'll have me,

How come? Also I thought you loved your job

The job is grand, although it's starting to bore me. I'm employed by the council though, and parking ticket aside, they are a awful to work for. I really need to get meself another degree and start lecturing for a living.

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

James

| 1,369 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:28 pm

I'm actually stood in the kitchen counting pennies. I'm literally trying to scrape £1.20 for the bus to help somebody out. It's one way. I have to walk the four miles home.

I've only found £1.19, but I'll be damned if I'll ask the shopman to let me off a penny for my oyster. I will comb the streets to find that last penny if it isn't in my house.

I need a job.

Rayanne Graff

| 36,744 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:32 pm

River Phoenix

i noticed this a couple of weeks ago but i didn't get round to mentioning it.

Anyroad, when there was still snow, i noticed a sign near the doctor's. It said that the stairs were closed (they gave a gate/ lock thing near the stairs, so they'd locked them) due to inclement weather. Inclement weather is a pretentious expression; they should have said snow instead.

It's the second time i've heard that expression ; the first time was three years ago, ugh.

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the doc

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27^th Jan 2010 at 1:38 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Rawhide, Jan 2010

I'm actually stood in the kitchen counting pennies. I'm literally trying to scrape £1.20 for the bus to help somebody out. It's one way. I have to walk the four miles home.

I've only found £1.19, but I'll be damned if I'll ask the shopman to let me off a penny for my oyster. I will comb the streets to find that last penny if it isn't in my house.

I need a job.

I remember all my periods of sickness and unemployment and it's an unwritten law that all the loose change you can find is always just a little bit short of being able to buy what you need. It blows.

I need a goddam job [BangHead.gif]

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

James

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27^th Jan 2010 at 1:48 pm

Good song!

the doc

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27^th Jan 2010 at 1:58 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Rawhide, Jan 2010

Good song!

I know I'm always banging on about them but I really can't emphasise enough what a brilliant band the Replacements were. Their early stuff especially is incredible.

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

Rayanne Graff

| 36,744 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 2:54 pm

River Phoenix

On another site that i post on, someone tried to accuse me of saying something that i didn't say and i think it was pathetic of him to do that.

History For Sale

| 6,560 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 3:03 pm

Now our history is for sale....

I just spewed my ringer, and I start work at 3pm

I only want you to see
My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side

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Barrington Smash

| 9,077 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 3:20 pm

Quote: History For Sale, Jan 2010

I just spewed my ringer

Sounds painful....

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Jimmy

| 4,071 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 3:37 pm

Oi!

A) The friend zone is a horrible horrible place.

B) Translink, in the many years I've been using your services not one single bus or train has ever been on time. What the f*ck?

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Resident Death

| 21,448 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 6:07 pm

"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""

Our boiler.

Boiler man came again today, with the part he'd ordered.

Put it in. Said it was fixed.

Left.

Come home, switch hot tap on. Cold water, then a f*cking minor explosion in the f*cking boiler!

And no, still no hot water.

F*ck you, Opal. You are NOT holding up your end of the tenancy agreement.

Second rant:

At work today, doing interviews...

Me: "On a scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being extremely likely, and 0 being not at all likely, how likely are you to pay more for the following products and services?"
Man: "Pay? What do you mean? Pay with what?"

*Headdesk*

Same man, few questions later:
(0 to 10 scale, whether the following apply to you)

Me: "I like to try things that are new to me"

Man: "I like to try things that are NEWT to me? What do you mean?"

Ok, I can see how you can get that. But surely common sense should eliminate the probability of that ever being said?

*Head banged against brick wall*

I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Puffalump

| 21,490 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 6:47 pm

Bunny love

one of my friends is having a difficult time, and i tried to send a supportive text but i think i came off as a patronising b*tch...especially as she hasn't replied

sh*ttttt

Wife of the lovely Alice

Resident Death: bitchy. Ha. You were expecting The Who

Claire: I love being the most colourful person in the members list.

Claire: It helps me to remember who I am.

learrggh: should be pink.

Resident Death: You could make me rainbow coloured....

Claire: None of you were online at the time I posted that and blue is closer to purple than any of you

Claire: Well, except if alice was rainbow coloured.

learrggh: I broke VR.

Darren: You did.. and I wanted to read that..

Albi The Racist Dragon: depends who the murderer is

Albi The Racist Dragon: are we talking, like, ted bundy

Albi The Racist Dragon: thats ok then

Albi The Racist Dragon: as long as the file system wasnt responsible

Darren: So people DO use that FS then... Was this a coise of yours or the hosts? Its actually pretty damned good all things considered

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