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Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage

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the doc

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26^th Jan 2010 at 1:39 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Gonna have to pay that parking ticket.

Edited by the doc May 2010

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Gob

| 12,043 posts

26^th Jan 2010 at 2:26 pm

Come on!

Three, stupid f*ckers won't let me have the phone I want as an upgrade

Puffalump

| 22,007 posts

26^th Jan 2010 at 9:04 pm

Bunny love

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010

Gonna have to pay that parking ticket. The council are f*cking thieving, money-grabbing c*nts and I'll be packing in my job with them as soon as I can find somewhere else that'll have me,

How come? Also I thought you loved your job

Wife of the lovely Alice

the doc

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27^th Jan 2010 at 11:58 am

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010
Gonna have to pay that parking ticket. The council are f*cking thieving, money-grabbing c*nts and I'll be packing in my job with them as soon as I can find somewhere else that'll have me,

How come? Also I thought you loved your job

The job is grand, although it's starting to bore me. I'm employed by the council though, and parking ticket aside, they are a awful to work for. I really need to get meself another degree and start lecturing for a living.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:28 pm

I'm actually stood in the kitchen counting pennies. I'm literally trying to scrape £1.20 for the bus to help somebody out. It's one way. I have to walk the four miles home.

I've only found £1.19, but I'll be damned if I'll ask the shopman to let me off a penny for my oyster. I will comb the streets to find that last penny if it isn't in my house.

I need a job.

Rayanne Graff

| 49,843 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:32 pm

River Phoenix

i noticed this a couple of weeks ago but i didn't get round to mentioning it.

Anyroad, when there was still snow, i noticed a sign near the doctor's. It said that the stairs were closed (they gave a gate/ lock thing near the stairs, so they'd locked them) due to inclement weather. Inclement weather is a pretentious expression; they should have said snow instead.

It's the second time i've heard that expression ; the first time was three years ago, ugh.

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the doc

| 21,472 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:38 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Rawhide, Jan 2010

I'm actually stood in the kitchen counting pennies. I'm literally trying to scrape £1.20 for the bus to help somebody out. It's one way. I have to walk the four miles home.

I've only found £1.19, but I'll be damned if I'll ask the shopman to let me off a penny for my oyster. I will comb the streets to find that last penny if it isn't in my house.

I need a job.

I remember all my periods of sickness and unemployment and it's an unwritten law that all the loose change you can find is always just a little bit short of being able to buy what you need. It blows.

I need a goddam job [BangHead.gif]

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:48 pm

Good song!

the doc

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27^th Jan 2010 at 1:58 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Rawhide, Jan 2010

Good song!

I know I'm always banging on about them but I really can't emphasise enough what a brilliant band the Replacements were. Their early stuff especially is incredible.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Rayanne Graff

| 49,843 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 2:54 pm

River Phoenix

On another site that i post on, someone tried to accuse me of saying something that i didn't say and i think it was pathetic of him to do that.

Steve-Dave

| 10,844 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 3:20 pm

Quote: History For Sale, Jan 2010

I just spewed my ringer

Sounds painful....

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jimmy

| 4,184 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 3:37 pm

Oi!

A) The friend zone is a horrible horrible place.

B) Translink, in the many years I've been using your services not one single bus or train has ever been on time. What the f*ck?

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Maeby

| 22,371 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 6:07 pm

Marry me?

Our boiler.

Boiler man came again today, with the part he'd ordered.

Put it in. Said it was fixed.

Left.

Come home, switch hot tap on. Cold water, then a f*cking minor explosion in the f*cking boiler!

And no, still no hot water.

F*ck you, Opal. You are NOT holding up your end of the tenancy agreement.

Second rant:

At work today, doing interviews...

Me: "On a scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being extremely likely, and 0 being not at all likely, how likely are you to pay more for the following products and services?"
Man: "Pay? What do you mean? Pay with what?"

*Headdesk*

Same man, few questions later:
(0 to 10 scale, whether the following apply to you)

Me: "I like to try things that are new to me"

Man: "I like to try things that are NEWT to me? What do you mean?"

Ok, I can see how you can get that. But surely common sense should eliminate the probability of that ever being said?

*Head banged against brick wall*

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Puffalump

| 22,007 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 6:47 pm

Bunny love

one of my friends is having a difficult time, and i tried to send a supportive text but i think i came off as a patronising b*tch...especially as she hasn't replied

sh*ttttt

Wife of the lovely Alice

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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