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Lord Havelock Vetinari

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16^th Dec 2009 at 12:28 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

I don't know what you look like but if we're both single this time next year, wanna get married?

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

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wombat

| 8,153 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 12:46 am

Technically sexy.

I always wonder how spinster pacts come up in conversation.

I once tried to enter into one as some kind of fumbling, 16 year old act of seduction to find out she already had three.

Three?

How does that HAPPEN? Its not a normal thing to ask!

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 12:51 am

Quote: wombat, Dec 2009

I always wonder how spinster pacts come up in conversation.

I once tried to enter into one as some kind of fumbling, 16 year old act of seduction to find out she already had three.

Three?

How does that HAPPEN? Its not a normal thing to ask!

I think any that are started before the age of 30 are just done in jest. In a kind of 'this is funny because we both know it won't come to this kind of way' whereas once you hit the big three zero it's more like 'ok getting worried now, gotta lock something down'.

wombat

| 8,153 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 12:52 am

Technically sexy.

but joking about marrying someone?

I am no where near close enough- or perhaps too close- to my female friends to joke about that.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Lord Havelock Vetinari

| 6,764 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 12:55 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Mrs Scruff, Dec 2009

People are scared of being lonely.

Do people really do them in seriousness though, because if so I'm spinster pact cheating on two people, three if you count the above posts.

*GASP*

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

wombat

| 8,153 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 12:55 am

Technically sexy.

Quote: Mrs Scruff, Dec 2009

People are scared of being lonely.

Do people really do them in seriousness though, because if so I'm spinster pact cheating on two people, three if you count the above posts.

I'd say it was more insurance than cheating. 2/3 could be married by then.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Maeby

| 22,371 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 12:58 am

Marry me?

I've never been in one. I feel somewhat cheated.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 1:39 am

Quote: wombat, Dec 2009

but joking about marrying someone?

I am no where near close enough- or perhaps too close- to my female friends to joke about that.

I've joked about it with several of my female friends.

Alec

| 1,346 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 1:45 am

Bing Bong Changes

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009

I've never been in one. I feel somewhat cheated.

I would, but you have no idea if I'm hot or not. Here's a clue though, it's not the first one.

Hare

| 14,186 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 1:50 am

someone offered once, but then changed his mind as he said he was already in one

but he was a d*ckhead anyway so yeah

*burp*

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

16^th Dec 2009 at 8:01 am

I think I've lost track of my spinster pacts.

I know I'm involved with a boy who'll be about 12 by now, as well as my manslag friend Bob who it would kill me to marry (actually kill me, he has multiple stis) but I've lost track of the rest!

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

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