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Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts

6^th Sept 2010 at 7:56 pm

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010

Quote: Jamie McDonald, Sept 2010
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010
Aaaandd, just walked into the office kitchen to hear him say he'd been to see Muse with his 'Girlfriend, um kindof'.

Killing is wrong. I Know that...

I think I'd cry if that were me; that must be sh*t. I think you should cut your ties and (LOL) maybe cut his ties. Or the laxative thingy, that's good too.

Report from my single end - Nothing is happening.

I Very nearly cried, but instead managed to ignore. Just.

And he was so busy looking for my reaction to what he'd said that he poured boiling water over his hand, to which I gave him a slightly eyebrow raised look and then swept out of their like a dutchess.

Sadly, he doesn't wear ties, and I'm not offering to make him a coffee, even if I could then drug it. Instead I'm trying to focus on how meaningless his existence is.
(very meaningless)

SICK BURN! (On multiple levels)

Maeby

| 22,371 posts

6^th Sept 2010 at 10:04 pm

Marry me?

Befriend his girlfriend-sort-of then.

And help her to wreck his life by informing her what an utter b*st*rd he was.

I still prefer the laxatives. Easier done and effective in 30 minutes. That other one's a bit two-faced.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

6^th Sept 2010 at 10:10 pm

Yeah. I'm not saying anything...

My urge to ruin his life is suppressible, much as I really, Really want to hurt him, it's not me!

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,371 posts

6^th Sept 2010 at 10:16 pm

Marry me?

But, but, buttttttt could you spike him with laxatives for me?

I really want to teach that prick, aka Mr If I Hurt You *I'd* Cry a lesson. And him humiliatingly sh*tting his pants would be a good starting place.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

6^th Sept 2010 at 10:22 pm

I will have my revenge by living a full and happy life!

(And perhaps setting fire to his car a little bit.)

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,371 posts

6^th Sept 2010 at 10:24 pm

Marry me?

Ahh, Amy's the one you need to speak to for car-rated revenge

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

7^th Sept 2010 at 11:49 pm

Outside-left

Date tomorrow night.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Bob Flapper

| 4,998 posts

8^th Sept 2010 at 7:21 pm

Me?!

Quote: Albert Johanneson, Sept 2010

Date tomorrow night.

I've got a date tomorrow as well actually.

I hope this doesn't turn out to be me and you in a hilariously awkward situation.

http://thedirtybeggar.wordpress.com/

Maeby

| 22,371 posts

8^th Sept 2010 at 9:54 pm

Marry me?

Quote: Bob Flapper, Sept 2010

Quote: Albert Johanneson, Sept 2010
Date tomorrow night.

I've got a date tomorrow as well actually.

I hope this doesn't turn out to be me and you in a hilariously awkward situation.

It would certainly liven up the thread.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

8^th Sept 2010 at 11:53 pm

Those with dates can get out!!

I think I semi like a guy, but several people have told me that he had a major head injury a few years back, and since then has been 'mad'.

Not too sure on the kind of crazy they mean... knowing my luck it'll be The Shining style crazy.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,371 posts

9^th Sept 2010 at 11:54 am

Marry me?

Ask for a doctor's report first

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

9^th Sept 2010 at 12:14 pm

Outside-left

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010

Those with dates can get out!!

I think I semi like a guy, but several people have told me that he had a major head injury a few years back, and since then has been 'mad'.

Not too sure on the kind of crazy they mean... knowing my luck it'll be The Shining style crazy.

He's perfect for you, go for it! See you in 4 months

Date went very well, going out again on Monday.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Lord Havelock Vetinari

| 6,764 posts

9^th Sept 2010 at 7:13 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Albert Johanneson, Sept 2010

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010
Those with dates can get out!!

I think I semi like a guy, but several people have told me that he had a major head injury a few years back, and since then has been 'mad'.

Not too sure on the kind of crazy they mean... knowing my luck it'll be The Shining style crazy.

He's perfect for you, go for it! See you in 4 months

Date went very well, going out again on Monday.

I'm gonna dip my toe into the world of online dating; it's so difficult to meet girls in clubs etc, people say try doing it in supermarkets and libraries and other such places but I'm just not charming or good looking enough to be able to confidently pull it off. It can't hurt to give it a go anyway.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts

9^th Sept 2010 at 7:15 pm

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Hi gang!

I've decided to make my contribution to this before I (hopefully) won't be able to. There's a girl at the shop I work at who I really like and I think she does too, mainly going on what other people reckon. And the mild physical abuse

Anyhoo, she's coming round mine after work tomorrow, so I'll let you know how it goes.

http://endegrim.blogspot.com

Steve-Dave

| 10,844 posts

9^th Sept 2010 at 8:04 pm

Quote: Dr. Harold Shipman, Sept 2010

Hi gang!

I've decided to make my contribution to this before I (hopefully) won't be able to. There's a girl at the shop I work at who I really like and I think she does too, mainly going on what other people reckon. And the mild physical abuse Anyhoo, she's coming round mine after work tomorrow, so I'll let you know how it goes.

I call Prima Nocta!

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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