Singledom
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Marry me?
The basic thing you need to remember when females are involved is this: if there is any possible way that an insult can be read into your comment, don't say it. It's an insult. 
I think your best bet is to get every female on VR to combine our knowledge and then we can snag you a woman. It's hunting, isn't it?
I think your best bet is to get every female on VR to combine our knowledge and then we can snag you a woman. It's hunting, isn't it?
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Mar 2010
We'll be like a pack of lions hunting a poor defenseless gazelle and I'm the man lion with his glorious mane waiting back at the cave for his lionesses to bring him back his tea, only this time the tea is SEX.
The basic thing you need to remember when females are involved is this: if there is any possible way that an insult can be read into your comment, don't say it. It's an insult.
I think your best bet is to get every female on VR to combine our knowledge and then we can snag you a woman. It's hunting, isn't it?
We'll be like a pack of lions hunting a poor defenseless gazelle and I'm the man lion with his glorious mane waiting back at the cave for his lionesses to bring him back his tea, only this time the tea is SEX.
Marry me?
Quote: Toodles, Mar 2010
Don't worry Laura, I'm sure I can find a man who will have sustained sex with you.
I'll put your phone number down in the pub toilets just in case!
I still don't understand why you're so incredibly eager to get into another relationship so quickly.
*prys*
Don't worry Laura, I'm sure I can find a man who will have sustained sex with you.
I'll put your phone number down in the pub toilets just in case!
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
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Winter Is Coming
The only thing stopping me from being a crazy cat lady these days is the no pets rule on my lease 
Steve-Dave:
Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan:
They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave:
I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan:
Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan:
He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan:
The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan:
I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave:
Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix:
Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave:
This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave:
And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave:
I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
