Singledom
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Come on!
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010
Trust me, you're not
I have come to the conclusion that I may be the only person alive who can c*ck block himself. :-(
Trust me, you're not
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Mar 2010
What PHiL said.
Quote: Darren, Mar 2010I have come to the conclusion that I may be the only person alive who can c*ck block himself. :-(
Trust me, you're not
What PHiL said.
Quote: Albert Johanneson, Mar 2010
That's precisely why I didn't elaborate
It's got so bad the web adverts say 'there are no local girls in your area for you'.
That means nothing without elaboration, J-Dogg.
That's precisely why I didn't elaborate
It's got so bad the web adverts say 'there are no local girls in your area for you'.
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Quote: Frank Sobotka, Mar 2010
Mate, it made every single man in the world sad.
It hits you right in the balls in terms of emotion, bang on rightness and applicableness to situations.
Remember the Dylan Moran routine that ends "...that's how women feel about shoes."?
I just watched (500) Days Of Summer. It has made me very sad
Mate, it made every single man in the world sad.
It hits you right in the balls in terms of emotion, bang on rightness and applicableness to situations.
Remember the Dylan Moran routine that ends "...that's how women feel about shoes."?
Quote: Bark, Mar 2010
Didn't help I watched it about an hour after being knocked back.
Quote: Frank Sobotka, Mar 2010I just watched (500) Days Of Summer. It has made me very sad
Mate, it made every single man in the world sad.
It hits you right in the balls in terms of emotion, bang on rightness and applicableness to situations.
Remember the Dylan Moran routine that ends "...that's how women feel about shoes."?
Didn't help I watched it about an hour after being knocked back.
Quote: Frank Sobotka, Mar 2010
I promise not to post any more YouTube videos this month, but this is a song that leaves the exact same taste in my head that 500 Days of Summer did.
In conclusion, feel better George.
Quote: Bark, Mar 2010Quote: Frank Sobotka, Mar 2010I just watched (500) Days Of Summer. It has made me very sad
Mate, it made every single man in the world sad.
It hits you right in the balls in terms of emotion, bang on rightness and applicableness to situations.
Remember the Dylan Moran routine that ends "...that's how women feel about shoes."?
Didn't help I watched it about an hour after being knocked back.
I promise not to post any more YouTube videos this month, but this is a song that leaves the exact same taste in my head that 500 Days of Summer did.
In conclusion, feel better George.
Marry me?
Quote: Abacus, Mar 2010
Next time, if she notices someone hot/ says she fancies someone, pretend to get offended and say something like "but what's wrong with me?" and pretend go off in a huff.
Or, what you could do (this worked for me), is text her next time you're drunk (well, moreso tipsy) on a night out, telling her you have a secret crush but you don't know what to do/ whether this person likes you or not. Then you can probably find out whether she is interested in anyone and turn the tables and see if she gets jealous.
And the good thing is, you can pass it all off as being drunk. Teehee. Just make sure your texts can be read
Hehe. Girls like to be seen to be found attractive, so any compliments can't hurt (though don't go overboard because otherwise that's just bloody creepy!)
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Mar 2010Quote: Abacus, Mar 2010
* I'm still extremely close with nice girl at work and there's clearly a lot of chemistry but the fact we constantly chat to each other but our other 'love' interests and give each other advice etc probably isn't a good thing as she clearly sees me as a friend, albeit one she likes getting off with when we go out but meh.
She could be trying to see if you get jealous to see how much you like her.
We ladies do that sort of thing.
See also, pretending to be convinced you're gay.
If the first thing you said there is true then she must think I really can't be arsed as I've not given my burning jealousy away one little bit, which I was quite proud of until you said that. Infact, like the a*s I am I've actually given her genuinaly good advice about what she should do rather than scupper her plans with subtley bad advice. I think people only get ahead in life when they're c*nts tbh.
Also, she does joke I'm gay all the time, largely because of my sometimes gay eccentricities, but she is aware I'm not.
Next time, if she notices someone hot/ says she fancies someone, pretend to get offended and say something like "but what's wrong with me?" and pretend go off in a huff.
Or, what you could do (this worked for me), is text her next time you're drunk (well, moreso tipsy) on a night out, telling her you have a secret crush but you don't know what to do/ whether this person likes you or not. Then you can probably find out whether she is interested in anyone and turn the tables and see if she gets jealous.
And the good thing is, you can pass it all off as being drunk. Teehee. Just make sure your texts can be read
Hehe. Girls like to be seen to be found attractive, so any compliments can't hurt (though don't go overboard because otherwise that's just bloody creepy!)
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Mar 2010
The female brain is an amazing and complex thing. Can I employ you as my personal relationship adviser please? I would literally pay for your help.
Quote: Abacus, Mar 2010Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Mar 2010Quote: Abacus, Mar 2010
* I'm still extremely close with nice girl at work and there's clearly a lot of chemistry but the fact we constantly chat to each other but our other 'love' interests and give each other advice etc probably isn't a good thing as she clearly sees me as a friend, albeit one she likes getting off with when we go out but meh.
She could be trying to see if you get jealous to see how much you like her.
We ladies do that sort of thing.
See also, pretending to be convinced you're gay.
If the first thing you said there is true then she must think I really can't be arsed as I've not given my burning jealousy away one little bit, which I was quite proud of until you said that. Infact, like the a*s I am I've actually given her genuinaly good advice about what she should do rather than scupper her plans with subtley bad advice. I think people only get ahead in life when they're c*nts tbh.
Also, she does joke I'm gay all the time, largely because of my sometimes gay eccentricities, but she is aware I'm not.
Next time, if she notices someone hot/ says she fancies someone, pretend to get offended and say something like "but what's wrong with me?" and pretend go off in a huff.
Or, what you could do (this worked for me), is text her next time you're drunk (well, moreso tipsy) on a night out, telling her you have a secret crush but you don't know what to do/ whether this person likes you or not. Then you can probably find out whether she is interested in anyone and turn the tables and see if she gets jealous.
And the good thing is, you can pass it all off as being drunk. Teehee. Just make sure your texts can be read
Hehe. Girls like to be seen to be found attractive, so any compliments can't hurt (though don't go overboard because otherwise that's just bloody creepy!)
The female brain is an amazing and complex thing. Can I employ you as my personal relationship adviser please? I would literally pay for your help.
Rayanne Graff:
His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff:
i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc:
Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck:
I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff:
No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck:
Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck:
Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire:
It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell:
YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell:
SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo:
SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby:
JIM!
the doc:
Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight 
the doc:
Straws ^
the doc:
*whistles*
the doc:
Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff:
Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx
