I'm so annoyed I could sh*t!

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Animal

| 32,544 posts


12th Oct 2009 at 11:48 am

Animal -

 
Quote: The Old Triangle, Oct 2009
I'd like to vote this thread title be co-opted and used for the next 150 page little rants thread.
Seconded!


All those for?


All those against?
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Steve-Dave

| 10,844 posts


12th Oct 2009 at 11:53 am

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote: Das Buroski, Oct 2009
Quote: The Old Triangle, Oct 2009
I'd like to vote this thread title be co-opted and used for the next 150 page little rants thread.
Seconded!


All those for?


All those against?


Maybe the next happy thread should be called 'I'm so happy I could pee!'
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts


12th Oct 2009 at 12:00 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
Quote: Barry Duffman, Oct 2009
Quote: Das Buroski, Oct 2009
Quote: The Old Triangle, Oct 2009
I'd like to vote this thread title be co-opted and used for the next 150 page little rants thread.
Seconded!


All those for?


All those against?


Maybe the next happy thread should be called 'I'm so happy I could pee!'

I endorse both of these suggestions.
Also I did a massive LOL at Phil's story, I'm a bad person.

the doc

| 21,472 posts


12th Oct 2009 at 12:52 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote: Winston Zeddemore, Oct 2009
Quote: Kid A, Oct 2009
By the way, this is one of my favourite thread titles of....at least this year, if not last year as well.


My cousin teaches at a special needs school, all different types of kids in, but he specialises in teaching disruptive ones, he's good at it too. He had a down syndrome teenager, was quite an angry kid and when he got angry, he'd smash things up. Anyway, our kid worked with him for months, calmed him down, made him realise that smashing stuff up wasn't good all that. Then one day something set the kid off and he didn't know how to express his rage as he'd been taught violence was bad. So he decided to express his anger by dropping his kecks, in the middle of class and sh*tting all over the floor.

Me cousin had to wipe his a*se.


I know I'm a bad man and I'll go to hell when I die, but that post just made me p*ss myself laughing.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Gob

| 12,043 posts


12th Oct 2009 at 1:04 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
I'll save the story about having to rugby tackle a kid with Fragile X into a swimming pool because of a massive erection for a later date

And yes, it makes you all horrible people, especially me.

wombat

| 8,153 posts


12th Oct 2009 at 1:07 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Was I the only one who worked out what the ending of Phil's story would be before even reading it?
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Steve-Dave

| 10,844 posts


12th Oct 2009 at 1:54 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote: wombat, Oct 2009
Was I the only one who worked out what the ending of Phil's story would be before even reading it?


No, but only because I read the last line first. Didn't mean to, it just drew my attention
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts


12th Oct 2009 at 1:57 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
I wasn't really paying attention whilst reading the story, had forgotten what thread I was in.

Rayanne Graff

| 49,843 posts


13th Oct 2009 at 12:01 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: the doc, Oct 2009
Quote: Winston Zeddemore, Oct 2009
Quote: Kid A, Oct 2009
By the way, this is one of my favourite thread titles of....at least this year, if not last year as well.


My cousin teaches at a special needs school, all different types of kids in, but he specialises in teaching disruptive ones, he's good at it too. He had a down syndrome teenager, was quite an angry kid and when he got angry, he'd smash things up. Anyway, our kid worked with him for months, calmed him down, made him realise that smashing stuff up wasn't good all that. Then one day something set the kid off and he didn't know how to express his rage as he'd been taught violence was bad. So he decided to express his anger by dropping his kecks, in the middle of class and sh*tting all over the floor.

Me cousin had to wipe his a*se.


I know I'm a bad man and I'll go to hell when I die, but that post just made me p*ss myself laughing.


(Well, Joel did once say that you'd go to h*ll; that was when you said he looked like Romeo Stodart.)

i didn't find DotPhil's story funny, although i liked that Phil used the word kecks in it as it's a good northern word.



i think that sometimes use autism as an excuse to act like a loser, like that rob/ roman holiday.

i remember that Sammy once said (in his 2006 Tot Ziens thread) that he thinks everyone has autism.

i don't have any advice that i can offer Laura but i'm sorry about her being treated like that as she doesn't deserve it.

Also, what's happened to the Danish/ Irish girl, has she been sacked yet?
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Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
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Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
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Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
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Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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