Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.

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Maeby

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25th Jan 2010 at 2:07 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
The fact that she went out with a fat psycho like him for over a year.


Us girls make some weird choices sometimes. Presumably he hid the psycho part when they were dating?
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Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Lord Havelock Vetinari

| 6,764 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 2:11 am

Lord Havelock Vetinari - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
The fact that she went out with a fat psycho like him for over a year.


Us girls make some weird choices sometimes. Presumably he hid the psycho part when they were dating?


Of course...he was still fat and short though...

Superficial I know, and I'm far from perfect but I haven't gone out with her yet so nobody can say "can't believe she went out with an awkward geek like him for a year!".
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

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Maeby

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25th Jan 2010 at 2:22 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Surely what's important is that she isn't going out with him now?

Maybe he managed to have a great personality (by this I mean HUGE C*CK ) that swayed her. A lot of the time, people have hidden aspects that they only seem to reveal to those they are dating, so to an outsider it's utterly bewildering as to why they've hooked up.

I've yet to find anyone who isn't at least a little superficial, so don't worry about that
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Lord Havelock Vetinari

| 6,764 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 2:29 am

Lord Havelock Vetinari - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
You're, of course, right but it still grinds my gears. I'm being a complete nause myself at the moment as I'm well back into the first girl I kissed after Sarah, largely, pathetically due to the fact we kissed again so I need to sort myself out really.

Hehe, this should be in my Singledom thread really.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

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Maeby

| 22,371 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 2:34 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Oh come off it, Al. You only live once and you may as well sample whilst you're single

And I think that being liked is the greatest aphrodisiac of them all, so don't be worried about liking many people unless you actually become a boyfriend again.

Alternatively, you could just move to Salt Lake City. That'd solve a few problems!
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Hare

| 14,186 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 2:55 am

Hare -

 
constant feeling of loneliness and wanting to curl up in a ball crying that i have lately

shouldn't be like it, everything as far as i'm concerned is essentially sorted.
i'm back in a routine, work experience is coming along... i'm still not sure i'll remember my way to go see cobra starship in a couple of weeks, but it can;t be that hard to find

sure, our emma's moving out again, several impossible TCA's coming up, money's going to become an issue, but that's not worth curling up & dying over

don't get why i'm so damn lonely either though
got the dogs around... still people around. just f*cked up.

really need to get my head back into working too, but... ugh.
*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 5:52 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Howard Hughes, Jan 2010
Then why does it being on an easily ignored sidebar and not clogging up your feed annoy you?

Oh, and RIP David Schwimmer. Goodnight sweet prince.




David Schwimmer died?! Fuuuuuuuuck, man RIP
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Steve-Dave

| 10,844 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 3:49 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Out in Edinburgh saturday night, decided to try my luck with a girl I saw, so my mate said he'd be my wingman and keep the friend entertained. One of the worst decisions I ever made. Never met a worse human being in my life. And to make things worse, I couldn't leave because her friend wouldn't leave my mate alone. Even after we went back to our table, they came over. The friend was chatting to my mate, even though I clearly heard him tell her he had a girlfriend, while bitchhole started insulting the other lads. In the end I actually had to say to her "Get the f*ck away from me you stupid c*nt, you're doing me f*cking head in". I have never spoken to a girl like that before but f*cking hell..... she was torture. Pure evil
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jimmy

| 4,184 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 5:30 pm

Jimmy - Oi!

Oi!

 
Quote: Banky Edwards, Jan 2010
Out in Edinburgh saturday night, decided to try my luck with a girl I saw, so my mate said he'd be my wingman and keep the friend entertained. One of the worst decisions I ever made. Never met a worse human being in my life. And to make things worse, I couldn't leave because her friend wouldn't leave my mate alone. Even after we went back to our table, they came over. The friend was chatting to my mate, even though I clearly heard him tell her he had a girlfriend, while bitchhole started insulting the other lads. In the end I actually had to say to her "Get the f*ck away from me you stupid c*nt, you're doing me f*cking head in". I have never spoken to a girl like that before but f*cking hell..... she was torture. Pure evil


I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Hare

| 14,186 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 5:53 pm

Hare -

 
f*cking dirty little chav b*st*rds.

Had a practical in aquatics - we have to leave our stuff at the back of the unit while we're on there. Come out & everyone's stuff had been kicked everywhere. AGAIN.

Walked down to the bike sheds at east barrow to get my bike & come home just after 4, some c*nt had been f*cking with it.
Went through all my bike bags, took my hat, gloves, bike clips & lights.
Dirty f*cking b*st*rds even took the front bracket for the light and had a damn good go at taking the back one off too

My hi vis waistcoat was in the middle of the car park still though, thank f*ck other wise i was wearing a black jacket

F*cking dirty b*st*rds. It's not as if it was even easy for them to get into the side where the stuff was - the locks make sure the far side of it is hard presswd against the side of the shed, they'll have been writhing at it like f*ck to even get in there.
So sick of sh*t going on there though, apparwntly it's supposed to be a decent college, but you can't have f*ck all.
there isn't any secure areas for parking bikes either
"oh we're getting some" bull f*cking sh*t

I don't have £25 for new lights. And that was the hat i got from faliraki in october
*burp*

Gob

| 12,043 posts


25th Jan 2010 at 5:55 pm

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Banky Edwards, Jan 2010
Out in Edinburgh saturday night, decided to try my luck with a girl I saw, so my mate said he'd be my wingman and keep the friend entertained. One of the worst decisions I ever made. Never met a worse human being in my life. And to make things worse, I couldn't leave because her friend wouldn't leave my mate alone. Even after we went back to our table, they came over. The friend was chatting to my mate, even though I clearly heard him tell her he had a girlfriend, while bitchhole started insulting the other lads. In the end I actually had to say to her "Get the f*ck away from me you stupid c*nt, you're doing me f*cking head in". I have never spoken to a girl like that before but f*cking hell..... she was torture. Pure evil


Should have got it bummed.

the doc

| 21,472 posts


26th Jan 2010 at 12:29 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Could really do with some sleep. Insomnia's been back for weeks now and it usually precedes a period of crippling depression.........last time that happened I didn't work for two years. Needs sorting.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,472 posts


26th Jan 2010 at 1:48 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
This needs locking.

I've started a new one already
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....


 
 
Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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