Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.
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Bing Bong Changes
I just missed a parcel delivery because I was in the shower, having already gotten one parcel today. Why send them in two separate deliveries? 
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Marry me?
I was working at Bolton today. As my job involves a lot of speaking, I like to keep a bottle of water on hand, on my unused surveys (this is on a table next to some seats).
This has never been a problem before.
I go over with a catch to interview them, and find SOME F*CKER DRINKING MY ALREADY PARTIALLY DRUNK WATER!
I stood in shock, then managed a "That's my water!" To which he responded, "I thought someone had left it here, you should have said" and then put it down. After it had been in his gob, mind.
Eww. WHO DOES THAT? WHO DRINKS FROM A STRANGE BOTTLE THAT HAS EVIDENTALLY BEEN DRUNK FROM?
I had to bin it and was thirsty for the rest of the shift.
Also, I didn't realise I had a cut on my finger and now have chilli juice in it and it's burning
This has never been a problem before.
I go over with a catch to interview them, and find SOME F*CKER DRINKING MY ALREADY PARTIALLY DRUNK WATER!
I stood in shock, then managed a "That's my water!" To which he responded, "I thought someone had left it here, you should have said" and then put it down. After it had been in his gob, mind.
Eww. WHO DOES THAT? WHO DRINKS FROM A STRANGE BOTTLE THAT HAS EVIDENTALLY BEEN DRUNK FROM?
I had to bin it and was thirsty for the rest of the shift.
Also, I didn't realise I had a cut on my finger and now have chilli juice in it and it's burning
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Come on!
Quote: Skank, Jul 2009
Thats the inbreds for you...
I was working at Bolton today. As my job involves a lot of speaking, I like to keep a bottle of water on hand, on my unused surveys (this is on a table next to some seats).
This has never been a problem before.
I go over with a catch to interview them, and find SOME F*CKER DRINKING MY ALREADY PARTIALLY DRUNK WATER!
I stood in shock, then managed a "That's my water!" To which he responded, "I thought someone had left it here, you should have said" and then put it down. After it had been in his gob, mind.
Eww. WHO DOES THAT? WHO DRINKS FROM A STRANGE BOTTLE THAT HAS EVIDENTALLY BEEN DRUNK FROM?
I had to bin it and was thirsty for the rest of the shift.
Also, I didn't realise I had a cut on my finger and now have chilli juice in it and it's burning
Thats the inbreds for you...
Bunny love
Our usual postie is on holiday this week and this one is an absolute joke. I got there at 8.45 this morning, and he/she (i've yet to see them) hadn't been. I went downstairs to do some orders at 9.30 and the cheeky f*cking c*nt had posted the post and put through a card "Tried to deliver 5 items at 8am, but you were out. Collect from the Post Office" ABSOLUTE LYING B*ST*RD. I am so overworked it's untrue and because of you being a lazy f*cker I have to go to the post office and queue for ages to get things you should have delivered, while I could be doing the other m,illions of things I have to do. I told the woman on the counter but she didn't give a f*ck. Tomorrow I might just do work in the hallway with the f*cking door open so i at least catch the b*gger.
/end of outrage
Tomorrow I might just do work in the hallway with the f*cking door open so i at least catch the b*gger. /end of outrage
Wife of the lovely Alice
Steve-Dave:
Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan:
They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave:
I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan:
Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan:
He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan:
The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan:
I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave:
Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix:
Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave:
This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave:
And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave:
I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy:
Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
