Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.
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Naked pictures of ladies!?
I just missed a parcel delivery because I was in the shower, having already gotten one parcel today. Why send them in two separate deliveries? 
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I was working at Bolton today. As my job involves a lot of speaking, I like to keep a bottle of water on hand, on my unused surveys (this is on a table next to some seats).
This has never been a problem before.
I go over with a catch to interview them, and find SOME F*CKER DRINKING MY ALREADY PARTIALLY DRUNK WATER!
I stood in shock, then managed a "That's my water!" To which he responded, "I thought someone had left it here, you should have said" and then put it down. After it had been in his gob, mind.
Eww. WHO DOES THAT? WHO DRINKS FROM A STRANGE BOTTLE THAT HAS EVIDENTALLY BEEN DRUNK FROM?
I had to bin it and was thirsty for the rest of the shift.
Also, I didn't realise I had a cut on my finger and now have chilli juice in it and it's burning
This has never been a problem before.
I go over with a catch to interview them, and find SOME F*CKER DRINKING MY ALREADY PARTIALLY DRUNK WATER!
I stood in shock, then managed a "That's my water!" To which he responded, "I thought someone had left it here, you should have said" and then put it down. After it had been in his gob, mind.
Eww. WHO DOES THAT? WHO DRINKS FROM A STRANGE BOTTLE THAT HAS EVIDENTALLY BEEN DRUNK FROM?
I had to bin it and was thirsty for the rest of the shift.
Also, I didn't realise I had a cut on my finger and now have chilli juice in it and it's burning
Ping!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Come on!
Quote: Skank, Jul 2009
Thats the inbreds for you...
I was working at Bolton today. As my job involves a lot of speaking, I like to keep a bottle of water on hand, on my unused surveys (this is on a table next to some seats).
This has never been a problem before.
I go over with a catch to interview them, and find SOME F*CKER DRINKING MY ALREADY PARTIALLY DRUNK WATER!
I stood in shock, then managed a "That's my water!" To which he responded, "I thought someone had left it here, you should have said" and then put it down. After it had been in his gob, mind.
Eww. WHO DOES THAT? WHO DRINKS FROM A STRANGE BOTTLE THAT HAS EVIDENTALLY BEEN DRUNK FROM?
I had to bin it and was thirsty for the rest of the shift.
Also, I didn't realise I had a cut on my finger and now have chilli juice in it and it's burning
Thats the inbreds for you...
Bunny love
Our usual postie is on holiday this week and this one is an absolute joke. I got there at 8.45 this morning, and he/she (i've yet to see them) hadn't been. I went downstairs to do some orders at 9.30 and the cheeky f*cking c*nt had posted the post and put through a card "Tried to deliver 5 items at 8am, but you were out. Collect from the Post Office" ABSOLUTE LYING B*ST*RD. I am so overworked it's untrue and because of you being a lazy f*cker I have to go to the post office and queue for ages to get things you should have delivered, while I could be doing the other m,illions of things I have to do. I told the woman on the counter but she didn't give a f*ck. Tomorrow I might just do work in the hallway with the f*cking door open so i at least catch the b*gger.
/end of outrage
Tomorrow I might just do work in the hallway with the f*cking door open so i at least catch the b*gger. /end of outrage
Wife of the lovely Alice
Rayanne Graff:
His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff:
i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc:
Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff:
Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck:
I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff:
No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck:
Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck:
Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire:
It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you... 
I Cunt Spell:
YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell:
SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo:
SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby:
JIM!
the doc:
Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc:
Straws ^
the doc:
*whistles*
the doc:
Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff:
Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx
