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Claire

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13^th Jan 2009 at 2:15 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

On the suggestion of Barry, this is a thread where people can post their favourite quotes from I'll Get My Quote and Quote of the Day. These may then (if Andy has the time) be used in the banner to make VR more personal and result in less randomness about harpoons.

Post any quote you have found funny from the threads or new ones from around the boards or whathaveyou and we'll try and get them all up there at some point before the Camera Project finishes.

Gogogo!

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Penn

| 10,658 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:31 pm

Martin's tastebuds are individually shaped like Roy Cropper

I'm not English, I was born on a trapeze

thought of a funny joke. Phil and Seren sounds like Fill Answer In. hehehe. keep that one

To practise the sucking of old ladies...

never fear, the p*ssed on corpse is here!

not just any lube,either... ..CAMEL lube

The next person to use numbers as parts of words dies. In the face

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,144 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:35 pm

Hope is important.

Colin: Pinnochio is the worst actor. So wooden.

Kim: Why Micheal Winner? Is it for the awful tv adverts he does?
George: Yeah, but had Nelson Mandela done those adverts people would campaigning to re-imprison him.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:49 pm

Outside-left

I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.

Thanks in advance.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Claire

| 15,258 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:54 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Sammy: Even my haters would agree that I and other members make up VR.

Bob Flapper: BLEND YOU B*ST*RD HAHAHAHAHA

Bob Flapper: very fast and painful? Sounds like a prison shower

Joel: I was about to speculate on Emma singing into a microwave

Alan: I don't have a frozen German in my house... at the moment, at least.

Me: I thought it was a magical new duck language. Bloody dissapointed now.

vegie_hannah: this is a website for vegies isnt it

Mark: I have the keys to the universe, except I managed to lock them inside.

Gary: I'm never using Google for erections again.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,258 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:55 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom

I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.

Thanks in advance.

I think there should be one that says 'Ladies, fancy a good time? Call [Dan's Phone number]"

Like an online phonebox...

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 3:00 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Lilac_Leopard

Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.

Thanks in advance.

I think there should be one that says 'Ladies, fancy a good time? Call [Dan's Phone number]"

Like an online phonebox...

Pfft, everyone has it by now.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Penn

| 10,658 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 3:12 pm

Jen: WHY??! How did it get to this point? Where I have to deny timmy Mallet? How!

S. R. Duck: Off to Tescos. Need bread and bin bags.
Me: to feed the ducks then kill them and bury them?

James: they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny

(too long to be a banner, but f*ck me is this one funny)
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Happy Days ended when Mr. Cunningham worke up and it was all a dream.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz never existed.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: And he woke up with bloodstained hands and three dead bodies on the ground.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz told him to do it.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: No-one near Arnold's diner survived.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Eeeeeeyyyy

Topper: Hi Sammy, how are you and your gums? Got them back yet? Rofflecopter. I'm alright, bought some Daz today, you know, just for the craic.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Claire

| 15,258 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 3:15 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

wombat: I like how I hit the > instead of the full stop. Now it looks like AIDS is wearing a party hat.

Osiris: It's Vegetable Revolution, not Vegetable Intercourse Pea sex is just wrong.

Marton: I've just had the best idea. "The cocaine doorstep challenge".

George Leak of Georges: In soviet russia board game plays you

Dissimulation: Somebody do me a favour, quote it all and then when I wake up in the morning it'll be like a hollyoaks catch up

Sammy: yes but some of my policies are too advance for the people today

sniper lilly: but the weirdest [PM] is from sammy tsang asking me if i speak german

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Penn

| 10,658 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 4:41 pm

A few more:

wombat: you know what? I've never seen a priest vomit.

Topper: I wonder what would happen If I tried to crawl up inside of my own a*s.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Colin

| 10,038 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 4:43 pm

There are eons of Quote threads, yes?
Too much to go through individually?
How about we divide the task by twenties of pages or something, and just trust each other's opinions?
Or each person could just narrow it down to all those suitable (hence one-liners).

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Claire

| 15,258 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 6:52 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I think people are just finding ones they remember as funny, there doesn't need to be any sort of method to it, does there?

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 6:54 pm

Okay. I was thinking of it that way because I remember none

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Claire

| 15,258 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 6:58 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I went through a few pages though, I'm not expecting everyone to trawl through them all. Just think of it as a thread where you can post any funny VRererness you find

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

| 1,786 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 6:58 pm

"I'm Colin. Can I organise something?"

Find me over here.

http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/user/james

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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