Wednesday 29th December 2010.

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Little Blue Fox.

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29th Dec 2010 at 1:38 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page One.

Vglnt Mlstrm. Philip Hammond is the Conservative Secretary of State for Transport. A TransitTory? He won't last long. That joked was pretty Laboured...

Iiae Aeo. New: The Insect Stopwatch! Time flies when you're having fun! I would like to wear one of those watches, but I am worried it would bug people.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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29th Dec 2010 at 1:38 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Two.

Foods That Sound Like Horrible Diseases.

- Redbush tea.
- Broccoli florets.
- Monster Munch.
- Frosties.
- Pumpkin seeds.
- Frazzles.
- Ox tail.
- Clotted cream.
- Spicy ribs.
- Bombay mix.
- Cheesy baguettes.
- Oriental plums.
- Spotted D*ck.
- Toad in the hole.

The Soul Cake Duck.

Oh gosh - my juice has pulpy bits in it. Blee!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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29th Dec 2010 at 1:38 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Three.

Predictive Text.

By Gandalf's Beard - Predictive text is really silky and frustrating! But it is never coping at-all - my Movies and Davies were so sacred at first, but tidy urged it and meter looked back. Wiz not vest it nut/out? It is so book! And exciting! It'll fill you with gore and yonder! I hear the Knobs Brothers loud it too!

Little Blue Fox and Vigilante Maelstrom.

I have on idea what you just said.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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29th Dec 2010 at 1:39 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Four.

Telling Tales.

The thing that most puts me off writing stories is the idea that yet-undiscovered science will find that it's for some reason impossible for a half-Jewish, half-Prussian half-marathon-enthusiast situated in Gwent called Miriam de Sade, currently in the employ of Argyle Pillows 'n' Gravy Inc. Western, to marry a schizophrenic ex-con with a bionic appendix who markets himself as a fungus-merchant but is secretly a quintuple-agent spy for the council of Dorchester (for example), and my tale will be discarded as entirely unrealistic.

My Cold Field.

It is how my parents met.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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29th Dec 2010 at 1:39 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Five.

Donors.

Oh gosh - I really want to give blood, but I am so scared of needles. - They are unnaturally shiny! I really want to donate all my organs to medical and scientific research when I die too. It would be really helpful, I hope. Also, I could donate all my organs for mad scientist research, maybe - I would be a tiny part of a cyborg, and also they could mix my DNA with owl DNA too. It would be so cool!

[color=redLittle Blue Fox.[/color]

You should not! - It would be a terrible chimera against Nature.


It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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29th Dec 2010 at 1:40 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Six.

Nice Boys Finish Last.

Oh my goodness! It is really not true! Nice boys will win the race, eventually, I hope.
We could make lots of yummy fudge for everyone before the race because we are really polite and kind. All the mean boys will have lots of stomach cramps because they ate lots too much fudge all at once - they are really greedy and grabby, and also it is poison fudge.
It is a really neat plan! No-one will suspect it was the nice boys because we are lots too nice and sweet (also, we could bury all the suspicious a tiny bit maybe people in garden). No-one suspects!

The Salmon of Doubt.

Mmm, fudge...Ahh! Uhh! Uggh! Aggh! It burns!



It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.


 
 
Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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