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Saturday 12th September (Alternazine).

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Megazine Letters.

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12^th Sept 2009 at 6:38 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One.

Ewar Woowoo. Be careful with that Innuendo, you might have someone's eye out! Then 'd be Grffplar of Doom!

Miss Whiskers. I think astrology is a bunch of poppytoss. All us Cancerians are naturally sceptical of such things. But I like looking through a telescope!

Segment. I need my mouth like a hole in the head. Well, I need some cake. I'll be right back.

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Megazine Letters.

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12^th Sept 2009 at 6:39 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

Thunderstruck. My computer beat me at Chess and Solitaire, but I won at kick-boxing! Rah! My computer beats me at maths. And hopsctoch.

Ghosts vs. Robots. Oh gosh - please help me! My girlfriend keeps beating me. It is really scary and horrible. It makes me feel really silly and useless and embaressed. I am really bad at Scrabble, I think! It is really silly. I always get the stupid letters. And numbers...

Megazine Letters.

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12^th Sept 2009 at 6:39 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three.

Magic!

Alice: How much are these Harry Potter bookmarks?
Shop: They are a Quidditch.
Alice: Magic!
Shop: Yes - it is a wizard deal! So...owl many do you want?
Alice: Three, please. Thank you! Err...where is the way out?
Shop: Over there - it's the door with a Griffin on it.
Alice: The Gryffendor!
Shop: Yes.

Helga Hufflepuff's Hat.

What are those snakes doing in here? Slytherin!

Megazine Letters.

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12^th Sept 2009 at 6:40 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

'Ziner Songs.

- One Winged Angel Interceptor by Ash.
- It's A Shame About Elden Ray by The Lemonheads.
- Fibreglass Monkey Gone To Heaven by Pixies.
- The Doc In The Middle With You by Steelers Wheels.
- Luco El Locomotion by Kylie Minogue.
- Who's Davord? by Busted.
- Time To Pretenfold by MGMT.
- The YeahYeahYeah Song by The Flaming Lips.
- Albi The Jaded Dragon by Flight of the Conchords.
- Vigilante Maelstorm In A Teacup by Tim Deluxe.
- Mancomb Seepgoodhorsehymn by Hope of The States.
- Paddy Irishman, I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain.

This Side Of The Little Blue Fox by Joanna Newsom.

What about one for me? I feel really left out.

Little Blue Fox.

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12^th Sept 2009 at 6:50 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: Megazine Letters., Sept 2009

Page Four.

'Ziner Songs.

- One Winged Angel Interceptor by Ash.
- It's A Shame About Elden Ray by The Lemonheads.
- Fibreglass Monkey Gone To Heaven by Pixies.
- The Doc In The Middle With You by Steelers Wheels.
- Luco El Locomotion by Kylie Minogue.
- Who's Davord? by Busted.
- Time To Pretenfold by MGMT.
- The YeahYeahYeah Song by The Flaming Lips.
- Albi The Jaded Dragon by Flight of the Conchords.
- Vigilante Maelstorm In A Teacup by Tim Deluxe.
- Mancomb Seepgoodhorsehymn by Hope of The States.
- Paddy Irishman, I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain.

This Side Of The Little Blue Fox by Joanna Newsom.

What about one for me? I feel really left out.

Also...
- Last SniggledyWingWong Kills Audience by Crash and the Boys.
- Farmer Jack Names The Planets by Ash.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Sept 2009 at 7:06 pm

River Phoenix

And If The Kids Are TheUnitedTruth by Sham 69.

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Rayanne Graff: Aw, he was only a year older than me.

Albert Johanneson: I blame Ugo Ehiogu

Lisbeth Salander: I blame drugs

Lisbeth Salander: Actually, I blame the gays. He was a similar age to Gately. young 30 year old men don't drop dead for no reason, ergo it must be the gays

Tig Trager: He was gay? He told me he was straight! Thats the only reason I had sex with him.

Tig Trager: I feel so used

Rayanne Graff: i thought young men usually die because Aimz likes them.

Bark: This makes me feel better about the picketing campaign she orchestrated against me.

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to all trees.)

Albi The Racist Dragon: do you think it's related to the bbc budget cuts

Albi The Racist Dragon: mark thompson is known for being a ruthless b*st*rd

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)

Rayanne Graff: (Also, Michael Foot died.)

the doc: Really f*cking sad, that, although he'd had a good innings

the doc: He was a truly good spirit

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to all trees.)

Albi The Racist Dragon: f*ck, mark linkous is dead

Tig Trager: BARRY'S JOKE OF THE DAY:

Tig Trager: My boss wanted me to call a plumber in to take a look at the sink, but I just emailed him some pictures of it instead

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)

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