Friday 31st July 2009.

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Megazine Letters.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 5:27 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One.

Oh sh*t.

I went to the Disabled Toilet.
It wouldn't flush.

Lazy Phobos.

For this edition of Alterna-'Zine
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THE LINE HAS BEEN UN-DISABLED!

Edited by Megazine Letters. Aug 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 5:30 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

Biscuit.

Chef: I've finished my new kind of biscuit!
Executive: Let me try it...
Chef: I must warn you, it's-
Executive: It's tasteless! How can we market this?
Chef: You said the public always want new biscuits...
Executive: I've got it! We'll write 'NICE' on it. That should work.

Unfair! No!

The only biscuits I eat are Digestives
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BECAUSE I LIKE SITTING ON TOILETS.

Megazine Letters.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 5:31 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three.

Sprinkles the Uncertain Cat.

Whats, that Sprinkles?
*meow meow*.
You are going to be Schrodinger's new cat?
*meow*.
You are not sure? He wrote his reply in a letter?
*meow*.
You are not sure until you open the envelope?
*meow meow!!*.
Oh gosh - I can open the envelope. Paws are not so helpful, I guess!

Little Blue Fox.

I got two letters from Buridan's A*s
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DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO OPEN FIRST THOUGH.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 5:32 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

Sprouts.

Sprouts are green
just like Zine
They aren't mean
they are clean
Can be seen
by many beans
Worse than margarine
better than tangerines.

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.

Rhyming 'green' with 'tangerines'
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YOU REALLY ARE THE QUEEN!

PI.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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