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Megazine Letters.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 6:27 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One.

Oh sh*t.

I went to the Disabled Toilet.
It wouldn't flush.

Lazy Phobos.

For this edition of Alterna-'Zine
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THE LINE HAS BEEN UN-DISABLED!

Edited by Megazine Letters. Aug 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 6:30 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

Biscuit.

Chef: I've finished my new kind of biscuit!
Executive: Let me try it...
Chef: I must warn you, it's-
Executive: It's tasteless! How can we market this?
Chef: You said the public always want new biscuits...
Executive: I've got it! We'll write 'NICE' on it. That should work.

Unfair! No!

The only biscuits I eat are Digestives
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BECAUSE I LIKE SITTING ON TOILETS.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 6:31 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three.

Sprinkles the Uncertain Cat.

Whats, that Sprinkles?
*meow meow*.
You are going to be Schrodinger's new cat?
*meow*.
You are not sure? He wrote his reply in a letter?
*meow*.
You are not sure until you open the envelope?
*meow meow!!*.
Oh gosh - I can open the envelope. Paws are not so helpful, I guess!

Little Blue Fox.

I got two letters from Buridan's A*s
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DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO OPEN FIRST THOUGH.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 6:32 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

Sprouts.

Sprouts are green
just like Zine
They aren't mean
they are clean
Can be seen
by many beans
Worse than margarine
better than tangerines.

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.

Rhyming 'green' with 'tangerines'
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YOU REALLY ARE THE QUEEN!

PI.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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