Monday 20th July 2009 (Alternazine).

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20th Jul 2009 at 12:23 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One.

The Doc. What's Marlon Brando's favourite beer? STELLA!!!! I prefer Sauvignon Blanche.

Lord Charles. I dreamt I wrote "The Lord of the Rings" last night. - I was Tolkein in my sleep! Everyone should have a hobbit.

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20th Jul 2009 at 12:24 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two.

Outrageous Concept Of Fake Bar-Affixing Agents.

My fitted counter broke, so I needed a new counter fitted. I called the local counter fitters, very experienced in counter-fitting, so they could counter-fit for me. I made some counter-fit-themed quip - I don't remember the exact punchline - to Jen, with the underlying implication that these particular counter-fitters might be fraudulent counter-fitters!
Jen said they'd be fine, and I have to concede, they were. Jen, you win.

Lazy Phobos.

She proved their art official?
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20th Jul 2009 at 12:24 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
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22nd Jul 2009 at 11:16 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jul 2009 at 11:16 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jul 2009 at 11:16 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jul 2009 at 11:17 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jul 2009 at 11:17 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four.

Sweet Song.

Shy chocolate frogs,
Hopping on chocolate logs,
Splashing in tiny spots,
Of Coco Pops raindrops.
Tiny honey bees,
Flicking through marmalade trees,
Through the leaves no-one sees,
In search of jelly beans.
(They are the bees' knees!)

Little Blue Fox.

Whilst timid chimpanzees, make themselves obese, with glucose calories, clogging up arteries.
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22nd Jul 2009 at 11:18 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five.

Consider This Line The Watershed.

So, Michael Jackson is dead. Now as you all know, I'm not the kind of guy to make jokes. Far from it. I would just like to take this opportunity to wish him a speedy recovery. I don't wish Mollie Sugden a speedy recovery though. She can burn in Hell for all I care. Her mind is dirtier than Jackson's. At least he only slept with kids - she raped cats. This letter never would have been printed on Old 'Zine.

Paddy Irishman.

#It don't matter if you're black or white.
Or ginger, tabby, silver, Siamese, Manx...#


VM.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009
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Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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