Wednesday 24th June 2009 (alternazine).

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Megazine Letters.

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24^th Jun 2009 at 1:38 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One.

A Poem About My Zoo.

I want to tell you,
About my zoo,
It's not very big,
But it'll have to do.

Ewar Woowoo.

Oh my goodness - it is the sweetest zoo! - It is lots of chocolate frgos and gummy bears, I think!

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Megazine Letters.

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24^th Jun 2009 at 1:38 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

Put On A Happy Face!

New! Emoticon masks! Now you can express your own emotions (from an ever-expanding range) in the real world too! Just raise them to your face at relevant moments! More effective than any anti-age cream, too!
Get your starter pack now, wth :-( (sad), :-) (happy), ;-) (wink), :-F (drool), B-D (shades),
:-A (using mouth as protractor), :'-3,( (cut yourself moustache-grooming) and more!

Gennen Vertebrae.

Also...New WLW Emoticon Pack! With... ]:==) (WLW giraffe), :-9 (eating yummy ice-cream), :O (scream!) and [:i] (All The Humans Are Dead happy robot).

Edited by Megazine Letters. Jun 2009

Megazine Letters.

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24^th Jun 2009 at 1:39 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three.

Beeep!

WLW! It'sh me! sssh sssh sssh be quiet! Talking! Ssssh! Please come back! I mish you so much! Your reallyreally brilliant! looklooklooklook! Tom 4 is no good! Nononono! He wants to help his disabled gran instead of spending all his time with me me me me. I love yoooou, WWLW! Iloveyou! Hey, Mr Chair ifthatishyourrealname look where you're going bump into me! I'll kill you! Trying to shteal my boyfriend! WLW! I need you! Pleash!

Little Becky BigMouth.

Oh my goodness. It is 3am! Wait...have you been drinking?

Edited by Megazine Letters. Jun 2009

Megazine Letters.

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24^th Jun 2009 at 1:40 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

Biblical Resturant:Resurrection.

- The Tower of Babel Chocolate Layer cake - it reaches to Heaven.
- Jehovah's Witness Pizza - Free delivery to your front door.
- Crusades Cookies - You *will* like them.
- St Peter's Brownies - They are little miracles!
- Sausage of Sodom - Ordering it is a sin.
- Cheeses of Nazareth - From the Virign Dairy.
- Lion Bars - Not suitable for Christians.
- Blasphemy Banana Split - It is sacrelicious!

The DeLorean That Got Struck by Lightning and Vigilante Maelstrom and Little Blue Fox.

It would be really heavenly (and yummy!).

LBF.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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