Friday 22nd May 2009 (Alternazine).

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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,144 posts


23rd May 2009 at 2:11 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Another random day, another Alternazine. Starting to get comfy in this position, though maybe someone else would like to have a go? I don't want to hog the thing, but I'd be glad to do as many as possible, because I'm awesome like that. Hope everyone is well, let's get ready for Alternazine 3!

Page 1.

Vampire Poem.

i am not a vampire
as i'm hopeful and not scared of light
i am not a vampire
because i hardly ever bite
i am not a vampire
my teeth aren't quite that funny
i am not a vampire
as i like to hug the bunnies.

Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.

*keeps crucifix and garlic close just to be on the safe side*.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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23rd May 2009 at 2:13 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page 2.

Recession.

Man, this recession is really tough. Everybody has been eating very unhealthy foods to save money, but even then, they're completely broke as no-one saw this coming. Most people can't even afford to pay for a gym membership to lose the weight. I guess we'll all just have to tighten our belts.

Colonial Foot Soldier.

That's a bit harsh, maybe we should cut them some slack.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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23rd May 2009 at 2:14 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page 3.

They made me do it...

A voice in my head: Kill them! Do it!
My voice: Excuse me?
A voice in my head: Is this Pol Pot's head?
My voice: No..?
A voice in my head: Oh my gosh - I am really sorry. I am in the wrong head!
Another voice in my head: Please can we eat lots of cake and milkshakes?
Me: Yay!

The Soul Cake Duck.

I bought a remote control to mute the voices in my head. There were too many!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,144 posts


23rd May 2009 at 2:16 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page 4.

News Stories.

- TAX CUTS APPAL IDERMISTS
- DOHERTY ON MOSS - "IT'S KINDA SOFT UNDER MY SHOES"
- 100S OF JOBS LOST - DETECTIVE HIRED
- NORTHERNER STATES "DON'T INCLUDE TEXAS"
- UK HAS "TOO MUCH" OBESE PEOPLE
- TRAINED FALLER FALLS DOWN WELL

Gennen Vertebrae.

INVERTABRATES CLAIM THEY AREN'T ALL SPINELESS.


It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


23rd May 2009 at 7:29 pm

Colin -

 
Great stuff
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Griff

| 764 posts


23rd May 2009 at 7:36 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote:
- DOHERTY ON MOSS - "IT'S KINDA SOFT UNDER MY SHOES"
- NORTHERNER STATES "DON'T INCLUDE TEXAS"


I laughed so much!
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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,144 posts


26th May 2009 at 10:56 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
Page 3.

They made me do it...

A voice in my head: Kill them! Do it!
My voice: Excuse me?
A voice in my head: Is this Pol Pot's head?
My voice: No..?
A voice in my head: Oh my gosh - I am really sorry. I am in the wrong head!
Another voice in my head: Please can we eat lots of cake and milkshakes?
Me: Yay!

The Soul Cake Duck.

I bought a remote control to mute the voices in my head. There were too many!


Oh gosh - I am sorry it is really weird. It is a really old letter. I am not sure it is good at-all. I hope it is ok. :-[

Edited by Little Blue Fox. May 2009
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


27th May 2009 at 2:03 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Made me laugh.


 
 
the doc:
Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc: Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby: JIM!
the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc: Straws ^
the doc:
the doc: *whistles*
the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

 

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