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Friday 15th May 2009 (Alternazine).

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Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 10:44 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Hello, and welcome to my second slash the second Alternazine so far. I really like the idea of helping in the venting of whatever you want to say, and appreciate DJ's efforts in this and everyone else for keeping an open mind about this; I'm not as good as WLW, but I'll try. I'd be pleased to do more of these, but also give other people a go if they want. Enjoy! (please).
From Griff.

Page One.

Gennen Vertebrae. My Mexican friend is clearly very agitated, and I have no idea why; I just can't understand Hispanic. It's all Greek to me.

hattered Snaity.I went to the park today. It is really messy and busy, but also it is really cool and fun too. - It is swings and roundabouts, I think! If you went to the fair you could always dodgem.

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Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 10:45 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

Dictionaryhead.

Throughout my formative years I was ostracised for my vocabulary, which seemed to render peers tumultuous despite its comparitive limits - mere simple words such as "Vulgar". "Juvenile". "Repugnant". "Imbeciles". "Surround me"...
Mother Dear liked it, though. It made her laugh. She has this weird little laugh that involves tears.

Hoopsten Bargecroft.

You lost me at ostrich eyes.

Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 10:46 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Dessert Island Discs.

- (ice cream) - Radiohead.
- Eton Trifles - The Jam.
- Cherub Rock Cakes - Smashing Pumpkins.
- Ready to Apple Crumble - PJ and Duncan.
- Tart-Shaped Box - Nirvana.
- Jelly Cat - Phoebe Bouffat.
- Cheese Board Out Of My Mind - Manic Street Preachers.
- Welcome To The Black Forest Gateau Parade - My Chemical Romance.
- Life's Too Shortcake - Lightning Seeds.
- Chunky Money Gone To Heaven - Pixies.

Little Blue Fox.

I used to like "Reason Is Cheesecake" by Kasabian. Now I prefer Banoffee Pie.

Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 10:47 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

It's Happening!

I was talking to Prince Kong about this swine flu the other day. He's not very bright and didn't understand what was happening. He asked me to explain it to him, but I said "Yeah, I'll do that...when pigs fly!" Then I realised...Swine = Pig. Flu = Flew. Pigs have started to fly! RUN! RUN TO THE HILLS! Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.

Certainly would make bacon sarnies a bit different.

Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 10:49 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five.

Children's TV...Diagnosed!

- Cookie monster - bulimia.
- Stop It - Hyperactive.
- Tidy Up - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
- Skeletor - Anorexia.
- Mr Benn - Schizophrenia/multiple personality disorder.
- Bagpuss - ME.
- Why Bird - Superiority Complex.

I'm sorry I've ruined all your childhood memories.

Miss Whiskers.

You've not ruined all of them! I have secret ones. Like ReBoot. Oh cursors.

GoD.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009

Rayanne Graff

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15^th May 2009 at 4:17 pm

River Phoenix

i don't think anyone can be as good as WLW; but it was still good. :-*

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Griff

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15^th May 2009 at 4:19 pm

(indoors)

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

i don't think anyone can be as good as WLW; but it was still good. :-*

Thank you.

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Rayanne Graff

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15^th May 2009 at 6:07 pm

River Phoenix

It's OK. Oh, and i just noticed that banoffee was mentioned on page 3. Amazingly, i had banoffee yesterday.

Little Blue Fox.

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21^st May 2009 at 2:07 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: megazineletters

Page Four.

It's Happening!

Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.

It is really funny, I think!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Penn

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21^st May 2009 at 2:20 pm

Quote: little_blue_fox

Quote: megazineletters
Page Four.

It's Happening!

Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.

It is really funny, I think!

No need to think. It is funny. Or at least, thats what I was aiming for

Cheers

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Griff

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21^st May 2009 at 4:59 pm

(indoors)

Sh*t, just realised I'd got Shattered Sanity wrong... Sorry, my program went weird and I didn't recheck it.

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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