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Friday 15th May 2009 (Alternazine).

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Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 11:44 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Hello, and welcome to my second slash the second Alternazine so far. I really like the idea of helping in the venting of whatever you want to say, and appreciate DJ's efforts in this and everyone else for keeping an open mind about this; I'm not as good as WLW, but I'll try. I'd be pleased to do more of these, but also give other people a go if they want. Enjoy! (please).
From Griff.

Page One.

Gennen Vertebrae. My Mexican friend is clearly very agitated, and I have no idea why; I just can't understand Hispanic. It's all Greek to me.

hattered Snaity.I went to the park today. It is really messy and busy, but also it is really cool and fun too. - It is swings and roundabouts, I think! If you went to the fair you could always dodgem.

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Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 11:45 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

Dictionaryhead.

Throughout my formative years I was ostracised for my vocabulary, which seemed to render peers tumultuous despite its comparitive limits - mere simple words such as "Vulgar". "Juvenile". "Repugnant". "Imbeciles". "Surround me"...
Mother Dear liked it, though. It made her laugh. She has this weird little laugh that involves tears.

Hoopsten Bargecroft.

You lost me at ostrich eyes.

Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 11:46 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Dessert Island Discs.

- (ice cream) - Radiohead.
- Eton Trifles - The Jam.
- Cherub Rock Cakes - Smashing Pumpkins.
- Ready to Apple Crumble - PJ and Duncan.
- Tart-Shaped Box - Nirvana.
- Jelly Cat - Phoebe Bouffat.
- Cheese Board Out Of My Mind - Manic Street Preachers.
- Welcome To The Black Forest Gateau Parade - My Chemical Romance.
- Life's Too Shortcake - Lightning Seeds.
- Chunky Money Gone To Heaven - Pixies.

Little Blue Fox.

I used to like "Reason Is Cheesecake" by Kasabian. Now I prefer Banoffee Pie.

Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 11:47 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

It's Happening!

I was talking to Prince Kong about this swine flu the other day. He's not very bright and didn't understand what was happening. He asked me to explain it to him, but I said "Yeah, I'll do that...when pigs fly!" Then I realised...Swine = Pig. Flu = Flew. Pigs have started to fly! RUN! RUN TO THE HILLS! Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.

Certainly would make bacon sarnies a bit different.

Megazine Letters.

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15^th May 2009 at 11:49 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five.

Children's TV...Diagnosed!

- Cookie monster - bulimia.
- Stop It - Hyperactive.
- Tidy Up - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
- Skeletor - Anorexia.
- Mr Benn - Schizophrenia/multiple personality disorder.
- Bagpuss - ME.
- Why Bird - Superiority Complex.

I'm sorry I've ruined all your childhood memories.

Miss Whiskers.

You've not ruined all of them! I have secret ones. Like ReBoot. Oh cursors.

GoD.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009

Rayanne Graff

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15^th May 2009 at 5:17 pm

River Phoenix

i don't think anyone can be as good as WLW; but it was still good. :-*

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Griff

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15^th May 2009 at 5:19 pm

(indoors)

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

i don't think anyone can be as good as WLW; but it was still good. :-*

Thank you.

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Rayanne Graff

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15^th May 2009 at 7:07 pm

River Phoenix

It's OK. Oh, and i just noticed that banoffee was mentioned on page 3. Amazingly, i had banoffee yesterday.

Little Blue Fox.

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21^st May 2009 at 3:07 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: megazineletters

Page Four.

It's Happening!

Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.

It is really funny, I think!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Steve-Dave

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21^st May 2009 at 3:20 pm

Quote: little_blue_fox

Quote: megazineletters
Page Four.

It's Happening!

Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.

It is really funny, I think!

No need to think. It is funny. Or at least, thats what I was aiming for

Cheers

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Griff

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21^st May 2009 at 5:59 pm

(indoors)

Sh*t, just realised I'd got Shattered Sanity wrong... Sorry, my program went weird and I didn't recheck it.

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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